Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show, starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests andy samberg jose andres, musical guest, Perfume Genius, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hi thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for watching i appreciate it. I want to welcome damon and stroh. Welcome back, guys [ applause ] nice to see you guys, again. We missed you. All right. Get ready for you better really laugh it up for these jokes. Here we go you are now the audience as well as the band lets get to some news here. Well guys, as coronavirus cases keep going up, and President Trumps Approval Rating keeps going down, hes decided to bring back something we havent seen in a while. Check it out three months later, unable to hold his rallies and floundering in the polls, President Trump announces the televised briefings are back jimmy thats right, today was trumps f
Ive got nothing but love for the workers. They are putting their lives on the line so we can buy mints to not smell our own mask mouth. But its the shoppers that bother me. They dont understand that we need to treat a trip to the Grocery Store like a bank heist. Get in, get out. There is no time to ask the butcher is this lamb chop from new zealand or montana. Lady, its lamb. Youre lucky the delivery guy doesnt have the virus. And dont bother checking expiration dates. It aint gonna kill you. You know what is, the guy sneezing on the plums and this one guy had a face shield mask down to his nipples. How much spit is coming out of your mouth this guy needed windshield wipers on the inside i go the checkout, they got a hockey glass between me and the cashier now. No one can hear anything. Thats all i hear is. [ muffled ] what . The other place people are exhibiting unacceptable behavior right now is on zoom meetings. This is where you use the advanced teleconference technology in the wor
Its the mens room at an Arthur Treachers just kidding its my inlaws house what im saying is please wear a mask so i can go home. Lets get to the news, you guys. President trump visited Walter Reed Medical Center on saturday and wore a face mask publicly for the first time wow only four months too late. Whats he going to do next, drag his Christmas Tree out to the curb start making sourdough starter and watching tiger king . Govern before wearing a face mask to visit Walter Reed Medical Center, President Trump told reporters over the weekend that he, quote, loves masks in the appropriate locations, which, according to everyone i saw on my run today, is right below the chin just right making sure we dont get any germs from this area of the neck President Trump on friday commuted the prison sentence of his friend and former adviser roger stone. But just because he thought this was him. President trumps advisers have reportedly begun trying to discredit Infectious Disease expert dr. Anthon
What we are learning about the moment. Amanda the Biggest School district in the bay area starting up classes again today. What San Francisco unified superintendent is saying about filling a staffing shortage. It is nice here, i think you will like it. I think so, too. So we are doing it . Great. Kumasi oceanfront away sis on airbnb, Ashton Kutcher in mila kunis inviting strangers to stay in their beach house. Amanda i feel like more celebrities are doing that, very interesting. Drew times are tough. [laughter] kumasi got to be innovative. Amanda good morning, it wednesday, august 16. Kumasi we are starting with a check of the forecast. Drew mild and warm afternoon on the way, muggy conditions. It is humidity, we have dense fog, zero miles visibility and half moon bay. Limited visibility in santa rosa, temperatures right now 50s close to the ocean, 60s if not upper 60s in more mild locations inland. A live look outside, patchy fog away from the coast. Increasing sunshine. Today, it is
Seth meyers. Tonight Peter Dinklage comedian rory scovel an all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with adrian young [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. Now, if you dont mind, were going to get to the news well, its about to be a big summer for sequels specifically, dune 2 and dune this again. [ laughter ] former President Trump said yesterday in a post on truth social that he will debate President Biden, quote, any time, anywhere, anyplace and then biden said, same, except for fridays at 10 00. [ laughter ] Senate Minority leader Mitch Mcconnell yesterday endorsed former President Trump and then got some very fair questions. How do you reconcile your trump endorsement with the fact that you called him practically and morally responsible for january 6th and the fact that he insulted you and your wife repeatedly [ laughter ] seth oof this is the first time mcconnell just pretended to freeze [ lau