Seth meyers. Tonight Peter Dinklage comedian rory scovel an all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with adrian young [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. Now, if you dont mind, were going to get to the news well, its about to be a big summer for sequels specifically, dune 2 and dune this again. [ laughter ] former President Trump said yesterday in a post on truth social that he will debate President Biden, quote, any time, anywhere, anyplace and then biden said, same, except for fridays at 10 00. [ laughter ] Senate Minority leader Mitch Mcconnell yesterday endorsed former President Trump and then got some very fair questions. How do you reconcile your trump endorsement with the fact that you called him practically and morally responsible for january 6th and the fact that he insulted you and your wife repeatedly [ laughter ] seth oof this is the first time mcconnell just pretended to freeze [ laughter ] oops, sorry, cant answer questions, its happening again. [ light laughter ] texas senator ted cruz criticized boeings lack of cooperation with a Transportion Department investigation yesterday and said it was, quote, utterly unacceptable. Cruz wants to ensure that air travel is completely safe in case theres another Natural Disaster in his state. [ light laughter ] a texas man was arrested yesterday on charged he allegedly tried to scam former congressman George Santos by claiming he could help him get his criminal charges dropped nice try, buddy, but you cant scam a scammer [ light laughter ] santos heard your plan and immediately said, oh, ive tried that one, that doesnt work. [ light laughter ] in a newly surfaced video, North Carolina gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson said that he would, quote, absolutely want to go back to the america where women couldnt vote. Especially now after saying that out loud [ laughter ] in a post on x, Arizona Senate candidate kari lake spelled former republican hopeful nikki haleys birth name incorrectly. Well, im not surprised. Racism and typos go together like donald and tatump [ laughter ] president ial candidate dean phillips announced yesterday that hes suspending his campaign sorry, our Graphics Department couldnt figure out who that was. [ laughter ] the makers of Hidden Valley ranch dressing yesterday unveiled a new cheeseit flavor which features real cheese and that, you guys, that is the real state of the union. [ laughter and applause according to a new study, people with microplastics lodged in major arteries may have a higher risk of stroke man, everything we used to think was healthy turns out to be bad for you. [ light laughter ] sethie, finish your microplastics so you can grow big and strong. The World Health Organization warned this week that there is an outbreak of a bacterial infection known as parrot fever. Huh. I wonder what the symptoms are oh, no [ laughter ] i its all a little downhill from there [ laughter ] the food Company Oscar Mayer announced yesterday that it will launch a plantbased hot dog, and for accuracys sake, it will be made from the plant sorry. [ laughter ] i got excited. I got excited. [ cheers and applause i got excited. And i think i laughed before i dont think they know i dont think i tipped the punchline. [ light laughter ] yeah [ light laughter ] im going to do it straight, but i lied when i said its all downhill from [ laughter ] the polly wanna cracker joke which, oh, youll all be acting out when you get home. [ light laughter ] you just need the one cracker. The food Company Oscar Mayer announced yesterday that it will launch a plantbased hot dog, and for accuracys sake, it will be made from the plants buttholes. [ laughter ] now if i remember how saltines work, ill be ready for the next joke in about an hour. [ laughter ] and finally, in honor of spring, starbucks launched a new drink today called the iced lavender oat milk latte and theres a good chance that after hot yoga class, youll launch it too. [ laughter ] and that was the monologue, everybody. Were off and running. [ cheers and applause weve got a great show for you tonight. You know him from game of thrones and cyrano. His new film american dreamer is in theaters tomorrow. Peter dinklage is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause and yeah. Hes a fantastic comedian. His new special, rory scovel religion, sex and a few things in between, excuse me, is streaming on max right now it is so funny and so great. Im so happy hes here [ cheers and applause rory scovels joining us but before we get on all of that, President Biden laid out his agenda in the state of the Union Address tonight. By contrast, polls show that somehow, most voters dont actually know or remember what trump has said what he would do at as president. So what exactly is trumps agenda for a second term, and just how extreme is it for more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth we tape this in the afternoon, so i dont know how bidens speech went. But im reasonably certain that it did happen, which is already more than some are willing to stomach. We want to stop him from actually delivering the state of the union. Now some republican lawmakers are considering a bill that will prohibit the house or Senate Leadership from inviting biden to address congress. He comes at the invitation of congress the republicans are in charge of the house. Theres no reason that we need to invite him. Seth i love how bidens always trying to make bipartisanship happen and republicans respond by going, i think we should be allowed to brick up all his doors so he cant leave the house. [ light laughter ] the state of the union is a sacred constitutional duty and youre talking about it the way suzie on curb talks about hosting a dinner party you know what, lar, if you dont like the food, then get the [ bleep ] out of here. Theres no reason to invite you you foureyed [ bleep ]. Now maybe im being hard on republicans. Sure, maybe theyre just petulant children that cant stand the idea of President Biden at the state of the union. Or maybe they missed vice President Biden at the state of the union. I mean, look at this i dont remember [ laughter ] i dont remember a single thing barack obama said at the state of the union but i remember the finger guns, and i remember thinking, if hes doing that, the state of the union must be pretty [ bleep ] rad [ laughter ] you know what we need, we need obama to come back and do the state of the union just so biden can sit behind him and mug for the camera in 2014, it was finger guns. This time, it will be aviators and ice cream. [ light laughter ] or hear me out, we use a combination of artificial intelligence, nanotechnology, and Nuclear Fission to create an unstoppable Chain Reaction that rips a hole in the spacetime continuum, allowing 2014 joe biden to sit behind 2024 joe biden [ laughter ] oh, oh, whats that, Christopher Nolan . That was going to be your next movie . Well, too late, i called it, oppenbiden. No, wait, bidenheimer, there you go [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause 2014 biden can shoot finger guns and flash that toothy grin whenever 2024 joe biden needs to spice things up. The state of the unions strong, folks, im not kidding around im not joking around, just ask this guy. Hey, who wants a pina colada . Chad, becky, dave, dave, you want a twisty straw, dave . Hey, brad, go long instead, well get the much more boring spectacle of House Speaker mike johnson sitting behind biden tonight hes already endorsed trump and said this week trump would help Republicans Win Congress in november how big are trumps coat tails this year . Well, his coattails are humongous. Seth well if hes [ light laughter ] wearing this coat, then sure i mean when trump says hes got republicans in his pocket, he means it literally. Any day now were going to see ted cruzs little head pop out of that thing. [ laughter ] wed love a few more crumbs, sir, whenever you get a chance. Also, theres something so lame about a guy like mike johnson using the word humongous. Its like when your dad tries to use the word slay. Hey, kids, let me ask you a question i stan this new lawnmower but your mom says it sus what do you guys think is it cringe, or does it slay . [ laughter ] is it giving suburbia lets show hands any cringes . Im not seeing any slays no slays starting to think were not doing this no cap . [ light laughter ] now in advance of todays speech, biden posted a video online with a group of actors who played president s on tv and in movies, including bill pullman, morgan freeman, and geena davis. Im sorry, but this should be a huge scandal where the [ bleep ] are Harrison Ford and martin sheen [ light laughter ] gathering a group of fictional president s without president bartlet is like putting together a supergroup of new jersey musicians without bruce springsteen. Nobodys spending 600 on ticketmaster to watch jon bon jovi harmonize with hologram Frank Sinatra [ light laughter ] when biden invited Harrison Ford, did harrison turn around and say, get off my plane and did biden respond by saying, jokes on you, i couldnt get on the plane [ laughter ] now if youre looking for some analysis of bidens speech, after its over there are plenty of reputable places to go and trustworthy journalists to follow for serious, sober discussion or good faith criticism. Or if you want to feel like you just inhaled a cocktail of ketamine, asbestos, and venison, you can crawl into the dark corners of the weird wide web and watch this dweeb we will be live this thursday night after the state of the Union Address, as if you need his guidence on the state of the union. You already know we will be up on tuckercarlson. Com, here on x, across the internet live thursday night seth ooh, i cant wait to find out if biden covered any of the tuckers favorite topics like tanning your testicles, eating insects, the awesomeness of putin, or the [ bleep ] of the green m m. Joe biden didnt say one word in his speech tonight about whether the green m m gets him rock hard, why is that . [ light laughter ] could it be that hes secretly pansexual and is attracted to all the m m characters even [ laughter ] even the homely ones . Is he planning a secret orgy at the white house with various food mascots of all genders and sexualities like mr. Jelly belly, tony the tiger, the koolaid man, the jolly green giant, toucan sam, and the peeps. And if so, why hasnt he invited me . [ laughter ] as you may know, tucker recently got some blowback after Walking Around a russian Grocery Store with his mind blown like hes never been to a [ bleep ] aldi and conducting a softball interview with Vladimir Putin while making a series of faces that looked like he got kicked in the balls, then walked in on his parents having sex, then kind of kind of liked it, then accidentally [ bleep ] his pants. [ light laughter ] but dont worry, everybody tucker had a rocksolid defense against all that criticism the idea that id be flacking for putin when, you know, my relatives fought in the revolutionary war. Like im as american as you could be seth some rich kids pull a, do you know who my father is . Tucker pulled a, do you know you know who my great great great great grandfather is . He was the one with the bowtie who got bayonetted in the back you cant use ancestors who are long dead, before you were born, as a defense for your current behavior although maybe thats how far tucker has to go back to find a relative who wasnt a whitehot prick. His great great great great grandfather fought in the revolutionary war, but then that guys son probably wrote a pamphlet called, were the redcoats actually that bad . [ laughter ] with that said, im sure tuckers reaction to bidens speech tonight will be full of insights i wonder how hell feel about it will tucker be confused, baffled, bewildered, befuddled, perplexed, perturbed, puzzled, amazed, aghast, agog, flustered, flummoxed, dazed, distracted, startled, astonished, stunned, surprised, aroused [ laughter ] now one thing we know about bidens speech without seeing it is that, per tradition, he probably pointed out some honored guest in the room. Usually when you do that, you name them so you can have a moment of recognition and applause by contrast, at trumps victory speech on super tuesday he implied that there were a bunch of superfamous people in the room but suspiciously left them unnamed. This is an Incredible Group of people so many celebrities that im not going to introduce any because im just going to get myself in trouble if i do that, because ill leave out most of you but we have this is a room chock full of incredible talented people, like some of the guys standing right in front of me, right big, big futures big, fat, beautiful futures, oh, id love to be your age. Id pay you a lot of money to be your age seth are you are you okay, man . [ laughter ] i never thought is donald trump depressed . Id love be your age, i would make some very different choices, but sadly, here i am in the winter of my years a soulless husk of a man facing years of imprisonment, years i dont have and a half a billion dollars in fines. Dollars i also dont have. A big, a big fat future, sadly not for me. [ light laughter ] i can only reflect on my big fat past, so fat so fat, my past. [ laughter ] also, i love trumps gambit of pretending there celebrities in the audience and thinking hell get away with it because we cant see whos in the crowd so many alisters here, you cant see them, and i wont name them, but lets just say its an honor to have them here. Tom hanks, oprah, beyonce, kate middleton, dont look around for them, theyre in disguise. [ laughter ] just keep looking at me, they dont want anyone to know theyre here so i smuggled them into the room tonight in my giant coat. [ laughter ] so trumps now the presumptive gop nominee. And i know, sometimes it feels like everything that can possibly be said about donald trump has already been said but shockingly, polls show that most voters are actually somehow unaware of trumps most extreme statements and promises. A new survey found that only 31 of respondents said they previously had heard a lot about these statements by trump. Its hard to focus on say his very specific detailed plans to weaponize the justice department, jail his opponents, use the military to stamp out protests, conduct Mass Immigration raids when he cant even complete a [ bleep sentence without his brain busting into flames like a recalled tesla we are a nation that just recently heard that saudi arabia and russia will oh [ laughter ] seth what just happened . Oh, i bet the sexy green m m popped into his head [ laughter ] trump has either hinted or explicitly promised he will use a second term to arrest opponents, conduct sweeping raids and deportations, cut taxes again for the wealthiest americans, try again to repeal obamacare and take Health Insurance away from millions of people, and pass a National Abortion ban hes just hoping you dont notice because when he talks about passing a National Abortion ban, hes so incoherent about it a lot of democrats said that no Government Official should ever get between a doctor and her patient. Dobbs said 15 weeks. Right thats just about a little over first trimester so more and more im hearing about 15 weeks and i havent decided yet. But largely, theyre coming in with a certain number of weeks and the number 15 is mentioned i havent agreed to any number im going to see seth what the [ bleep ] do you mean you havent decided yet . [ light laughter ] youre running for president youre talking about one of the most urgent political questions of our time. Like you cant decide between chicken or fish at a restaurant. I like the fish, i like the chicken, more and more im hearing about the pasta. [ light laughter ] trump has bragged about overturning roe v. Wade and stripping lifesaving medical caraway from millions of americans, and his allies have a detailed plan to ban abortion care nationwide. Trump is just hoping voters will forget about all of that, because when you ask him a basic question about his agenda for a second term, he sounds like one of tuckers relatives getting bayonetted in the revolutionary war. Will be oh [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with Peter Dinklage, everybody. [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. I love your dress. 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I was dead for 12 minutes and they thought it was my heart, but it wasnt. What was it theyre not certain one doctor believes it was a gas bubble blocking oxygen to her wind pipe. I will never eat hummus again. Who cares because of you, i woke up, i got myself dressed and walked out of that godforbidden antiseptic hospital. And i came here to look at the sunset seth please welcome to the show Peter Dinklage, everybody [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the show [ cheers and applause you know what . Im a dog person, but youve got to wear a cat shirt. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] my son has my sixyearold has a matching one seth really . You know, your buddy josh brolin was here yeah. Seth and he wore a special shirt, too is this something you guys planned . Its not competitive whatsoever [ light laughter ] i didnt youtube it over and over again, taking notes yeah, josh seth do you remember when we ran into each other this summer . It was at the vineyard, darling. Seth yes we saw each other at marthas vineyard, and i was sitting in a chair, and you were sitting on a couch, we were on a friends porch. And i asked you a question and you said, oh, so youre like this all time. Yeah, it really it felt staged and planned [ laughter ] you guys werent there, though seth yeah, this is the difference why werent you there it was the vineyard. [ laughter ] it was the summer. Seth that is a fascinating film based on a true story yes seth that was a this American Life story npr from chicago. Fascinating situation in which you know, trying to find a place to live is hard especially here in new york city. And this woman found a dream place, a dream house but the thing is, there was an elderly man living there and she would inherit the entire house when he died and until then, you have to live with this guy in like the servants quarters and wait for him to die seth uhhuh . Which is ripe for comedy. [ laughter ] seth well, i i think what happened for her is she maybe thought he was going to die any day now. Yeah. Seth and it turned out years seth yeah. She like met her husband, they had children, he became like a godfather to the children and perfectly nice situation, i guess. But so we changed it and Shirley Maclaine now plays the older seth its really amazing even to watch a clip with a legend like Shirley Maclaine surely. Seth how did you get Shirley Maclaine to do your film well, shes the only one i could think of theres so many times when youre making when youre putting together a movie, which is so hard, its amazing that anything ever gets made. But you go, we should get someone like Shirley Maclaine. And i go, or we should get Shirley Maclaine. [ laughter ] because we are human beings and we need to work as well. And somebody called shirley, and she said she would do it thats amazing. Yeah. Seth how she turns 90 next month seth she looks [ cheers ] and i seth fantastic. She is just so brilliant. And shes going to be working in Atlantic City on her birthday, and im going to go down there and throw her a party. Seth oh, my god. [ cheers and applause thats fan thats wonderful yeah. Seth when was when was the last time you went down to Atlantic City . I thats thats not relevant [ laughter ] to the story seth because yeah i was employed in Atlantic City a long time ago. Seth did you really work no, no, we dont have to talk about this [ laughter ] times are very difficult seth you mentioned new york. And i know youve been living here for years and i would imagine i dont know why anymore but seth as a struggling actor, i imagine you had some bad early new york apartments that you maybe would have taken a deal where you could live in a nicer place till a person died yeah, youre not living with somebody waiting for them to die, youre wondering if youre going to die [ laughter ] seth yeah. Truly i had a landlord once pull a knife on us. Seth wow what was the purpose give me his side of the story. [ laughter ] i love the fact your honor, whos this no, no, we were trying to early 90s, fresh out of college, thinking we were going to own new york city in the theater world. You need heat to run a theater you need publicity to run a theater. So we never put on any plays, we just drank a lot and had a buddhist roommate and seth he pulled a knife on a buddhist roommate . Yeah, yeah. Seth thats a bad landlord yeah. He just had anger issues, i guess. Seth yeah. That we werent doing broadwaystyle shows apparently. Seth oh, so he pulled a knife due to creative differences . [ laughter ] yeah, i think he might have worked for tkts, i dont know. Seth interesting i had always assume when a landlord pulls a knife, it was due to rent. Hes like, i thought youd be better [ laughter ] why arent you on the map yet . [ laughter ] seth i told all my friends i had a theres a celebrity in the building. Youre no steppenwolf. Yeah it was kind of it was a prop, too, which we later found out. Seth he pulled a prop oh, thats so [ laughter ] in a perfect world, it would have been what were talking about. But it was a real knife, real reaction, real anger seth did you was that the end did that sever your living condition, or did you sort of go like, hey, lets let bygones be bygones . No, we left seth okay. Yeah. We the Theater Company folded and we left. And then, you know you always have those apartments in new york that i just heard a new term backstage where your kitchen is also in your bathroom seth yeah. Its called a bitchen seth a bitchen, yeah [ laughter ] which is weird. Because as men, we all all nickname everything. Seth yeah. Thats like our skill set our only skill set as men is everything needs a nickname. Seth yeah. But yeah, bitchen, i lived in a bitchen for a while. Ludlow street. 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Its a mystery. High quality care that meets you where you are. [ cheers and applause seth were back with Peter Dinklage you mentioned your early days of a Theater Company that never put on any shows uhhuh. But then you met with some success, and again, youve been here forever like ive been here for a long time now now do you feel nostalgic about a city you still live in yeah, i mean its funny because everybody feels like well, back in the day. But kids nowadays are going to have nostalgia for now its going to just keep repeating itself in a lovely way. Yeah, i i do miss the struggle i do miss people without cell phones i dont know how we ever convened, how we ever found each other. Seth but we did. How anybody ever romantically linked up back in the day. Because it wasnt this, it was whatever. I remember my friend, who was very social, outside of bars, cause thats what you do in new york, go to bars, back then, i dont know and he always had a big back of quarters for the pay phone outside. Because he wanted to make sure everybody knew where we were and then he would go and hang out and go back to the pay phone, check his messages, and put more quarters in like were all going to go to this place that was the only way to connect. Seth yeah. You know. Seth its so funny to tell your kids, we didnt have cell phones, we just walked around with big bags of quarters. [ light laughter ] big bags of quarters with a money sign on it it was like a cartoon seth oh, we should have done that i was on train tracks with a guy with a long moustache. [ light laughter ] and there was a rabbit there it was kind of sexy. [ laughter ] dressed up like a girl sometimes. Seth theyre like, dad thats a cartoon, youre remembering a cartoon it was a cartoon, youre a cartoon, get dad another scotch. [ laughter ] seth you great work over your career, but you were in one of the biggest shows certainly in the last 20 years we recently had Bryan Cranston on the show. I wasnt in breaking bad. Seth i know. [ laughter ] okay. Seth you should have been. I should have been. Seth should have i would have played such a great meth [ laughter ] seth but you we were talking about his character, heisenberg people have a receive many tattoos of that character. Oh, im sure. Seth and tyrion lannister, also a real tattoo [ cheers ] how how does it feel like when somebody like posts this or shows you wow seth this one. This is the most intense like that that ones pretty good. Seth that looks like they and this one is thats thats not as strong seth no, yeah. Thats this is our winner that the color yeah seth do you i mean, when you see those, whats your reaction well i have tattoos. Its a painful process seth yeah. And its a long process and you feel like your skin is being scooped out at moments why at the end of that, why would you have me . [ laughter ] i feel like you know, its like its just like a bad relationship it starts off painful. And then youre stuck with me. [ light laughter ] for the rest of your life. Thats thats not thats not a good way to enter into our relationship seth so if somebody came up to you, lets say at bar, and was like, hey, look, i got that. Is that somebody you would want to hang out i would run i would run. [ laughter ] seth thats the right move thats the right move. You know, im not out there dating, but that would be a red flag [ laughter ] that would be like a tyrion flag [ laughter ] i hate to break it to you, im not that guy. Seth yeah, youre not that guy. Thankfully, youre not that guy. It would be weird if somebody had a tattoo of me just hanging out in jeans and a tshirt seth that would be weirder i dare you seth they are like look, this is you from yesterday this is you from looking at you in your window [ light laughter ] seth you didnt see me but i saw you. Yes seth now i have you. Youre with me forever its always such a delight to see you. Yeah. Seth thank you for coming on congrats on the film thanks. I hope to see you soon. You guys, thats Peter Dinklage. [ cheers and applause american dreamer with peter and Shirley Maclaine is in theaters march 8th well be back with rory scovel [ cheers and applause [sfx seagulls squawking] [sfx fishline] back for another flounder fish sandwich . And a shrimp tackle box. Let us do the fishing while yall enjoy our seafood that youll love. Get them before theyre gone. Shopify helps you sell at every stage of your business. So you can sell it online, take it in person and go big. Like a million orders big. 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Were not some of us arent. Seth this is a fantastic special. Thank you seth you shot it in minneapolis where i also shot my special. I think that genuinely great audiences. Is that what drew you to do it there . Yes, absolutely every time ive played minneapolis, i feel like those audiences really show up i feel like theyre supportive, theyre there for the show and i think you, as a comic, you start to track that is your career goes on what are the places that like me the most especially if were taping it for permanent reasons. Seth yeah. It would be great to have their support. So yeah, that was why. Seth we were talking backstage. I was complimenting you for how this is so its so well written, but it also has a real looseness to it yeah. Seth but that wasnt necessarily the plan theres a lot of things in this special that happen night of that are wonderful yeah. Seth that you just sort of found on the night yeah, i think its that trying in to be in the moment and be present you know, some of that came out of me not remembering some of the jokes. So i was like, ooh, i better pivot and try to find something. [ laughter ] seth youre married, you have an 8yearold daughter. Thats right. Seth how does your family feel about them being talked about on stage [ laughter ] not its not bad there was as this my wife is in the in the the special a lot. I talk about her a lot and so i did have to come home one night after running it i came home and i was like, you should see it i might need a signature i might need you to sign something that its okay for me to expose us in this way. She but she gets it shes had to put up with it for 20 years, so she she gets it. Other family members i havent heard from everybody [ laughter ] seth yeah. My my inlaws, we sort of warn them not to we were like, eh, you know, watch at your own your own risk if you want to watch it, watch it if you dont, totally fine. And i havent heard from them. Which makes me think they watched it [ laughter ] yeah seth you have a your open for example this might be not a thing for inlaws your open about taking mushrooms a bunch. Yeah. Seth and you compare the difference in taking mushrooms to going to church yeah. Seth why dont you lay out for my audience the question you ask . Ive done mushrooms about 30 times ive gone to church i grew up catholic in the south, the bible belt ive gone to church thousands, i guess. I asked the audience, which one do you think ive talked to god the most [ laughter ] and if you get it wrong, you have to kill yourself. You have to. So now how are you voting . Yeah seth you theres another really nice moment that happens. It feels like maybe unplanned. Where you admit to the audience you tried too new a joke yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just said it i it was based in religion, and i had just said something about the attractiveness of buddha [ laughter ] so ill leave it there so some people are like, oh, maybe i should watch this. But it it did me just saying that got a bigger response than the joke itself that night and i was like, oh, this is not the space to try out new material, the night that we fired up the cameras so yeah. Seth youre also very honest about the planning youve put into what you how you would handle your family during a climate event . Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wondered, you know, if the world is if its the end, if its the end and the pillar the institutions have fallen apart, the pillars of society have fallen apart, is it whats too early to murdersuicide your family [ laughter ] what you know and not everyones going to laugh at that, but smart people will, and thats all that matters. But yeah you know, like its day one. Its like day one like kind of shady . [ laughter ] yeah and shadys the term seth yeah, yeah yeah well you already killed your family thats pretty shady, dude. Thats shady seth that is the word they use. That is the word thats what the investigators will say, shady, right off the bat. Yeah, he seemed pretty shady the way he murdered them seth you talked about your clothes off the bat. And you wear a shirt is this tattoos of people that me on their butt [ laughter ] seth yeah. We only found the one guy, and we think it might not be you, but close. Yeah, its my wife. My wife has me tattooed. So youre wearing a shirt, a shirt with oranges on it yeah. Seth okay. So is this how do you come to have a shirt with oranges on it . Its illuminati based for sure [ laughter ] no, thats a thats a fathers day gift that my wife bought for me. And i immediately made fun of it when i got it. Seth yeah. And i was like, what, why did you get this im not going to wear this. Then i just had it in the closet, and at some point i decided, i was like, you know, im going to wear this shirt. And im not even kidding that day, three separate people were like, oh, thats a badass shirt. [ laughter ] and every the first time i was like, oh, yeah, you think so . And theyre like, oh yeah, i love it. Then got to the third one, oh, you know, thanks ha, this [ laughter ] this thing i shop, i shop and i buy [ laughter ] i buy, ha ha ha, i buy what i like, and i dont care the cost. I find out the cost at the register. Seth i have the same my wife said basically this is almost the exact words i hate how you dress on stage. And i was like fine, you pick an outfit. And she picked what i thought was the dumbest outfit, and then that night afterwards people were like, you look great, i like that. I know, i know. Seth and youre like so they do know better than me yeah. And it crushes everything. Your whole perspective of what you wear and what you think you look like. Seth oh, no, no, you look like [ bleep ] all the time let your wife handle this. Yeah. Seth you put on what you thought were the dumbest clothes youve ever worn, and for the first time people were like, hey. Yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, i legitimately was like, theres oranges all over it, babe im a cool guy i cant look like this. Seth hey, we found doing our research for this that you have a linkedin page yeah. Anybody wanting to be successful in business does [ laughter ] seth we also noticed that you have a one connection and three followers. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth theres the i said anyone who wants to be successful in business i didnt say they are. Seth this is a blinding amount of white space. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah its not its not you know, theres no aesthetic here. Its very much the template. Seth you dont feel like the hubbub of connections. Yeah. Seth why did you set up a linkedin page to begin with . I was this is going to sound so creepy. I was looking for a friend from high school. [ laughter ] i had tried all the usual places any of us would go facebook, instagram. And i then was like, oh, maybe linkedin and so i made a profile just to find him and i did. And when we met up i go, i dont want to freak you out but i made that just to find you [ light laughter ] i dont want that to ruin drinks but im a little creepy. Im a creepy boy, a creepy boy looking for you. Yeah also heres your subpoena, and then i just leave. [ laughter ] seth i like that you somehow got the job to deliver a subpoena and youre like, i know that guy, thats one of my Old High School friends. Yeah, holy [ bleep ]. Seth your first standup was open mic night, South CarolinaSouth Carolina, yeah. Oh, really whereabouts . Lawrence. Ah, er. [ laughter ] oh, crap like any of those places can compete. No, mines better where im froms better. Yeah, i went to to college in spartanburg, South Carolina, and my first night of doing standup when i finally was like, im going to try it. You know there werent really any shows. I found an open mic poetry night and i asked if i could do standup and they were like literally i called the venue who doesnt care about the show at all and i was like, can i do standup . Theyre like, yeah. Okay, great. I told like 40 friends they all showed up and i i all the poets were like, do you mind going last so that everyone stays . I know and i was just like, yeah, i dont even know what this is at all. And then i asked the bar, i just doublechecked, and youre sure its okay that i do standup and not do poetry . Theyre like, you brought all of the business. [ light laughter ] you can do whatever you want for as long as you want to do it we dont care about the show anymore. And so, yeah, i just went up at the end, and i just tried to talk about topics with my friends in the crowd and it was seth did you feel like when you walked offstage that first night, were you like, im going to do it again . Yeah, 100 . I tasted that drug and i was like, ive got to get some more of this. This was so much fun, i want to like totally dive in and pursue this now seth well, its wonderful, man. I am so glad that all happened i am such a fan of yours thanks so much for being here. Thank you [ cheers and applause seth i really appreciate it. Rory scovel, everyone. Rory scovel religion, sex, and a few things in between is streaming now on max well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause lets you easily compare Home Insurance options so you can get what you need without overpaying. Yeah, weve spent a lot on this kitchen. Oh, yeah, really highend stuff. Sorry, thats our ghost. Yeah, okay. Hes more annoying than anything. 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