Come into my parlor, said the spider to the fly. . . Look, sondra, the sign water its probably dried up like the last Three Springs we passed. Well, it wont hurt to have a look at it. All right, lets go tell the boys to push the herd along. Whos running this outfit . I am, sondra lindsay, up from the rincon. Were heading for the market at abiline. I dont care where youre headin for. Youre trespassing on private property, helping yourself get the herd moving, dusty. Just a moment. Not so fast. Itll cost you 5 a head to move this herd. Five dollars a head . Why, you cant mean that, mister. I do mean it. Im sick and tired of you trail herders ignoring my trespassing signs, smashing the lock on my gate, and helping yourself to this water. Youre talking through your hat, mister. That gate was wide open, and there werent any trespassing signs. Oh, there werent, eh . You just come along with me well, what do you think of that . That sign wasnt there when we came through. Yeah, youre dang righ
The king of trivia. Well find out. From astoria, new york, please welcome tony hightower. [cheers and applause] whats up, tony . Pleasure to meet you, pleasure. This is great. [sighs] 2,000. Well, this is over the course of a decade. Its not beeni didnt do them all, like, this last week or anything. Still, thats quite a lot. And youre no stranger to the millionaire stage, i hear. That is also true. Last year, i was here as the plus one of ken jennings. That dummy. Yeah. Yeah, the tv trivia legend. Yes, the greatest game show contestant in the history of this country. And you were the person he was turning to. Yeah. No pressure. Yeah [laughs] none. I got to say, there was no shame in, to spoil this for anybody who hasnt seen it, getting the question wrong that he did also not know. Theres no shame in not knowing something that ken jennings also doesnt know. Because no human knows it. Right, exactly. Its basically unknowable. Then i am extremely honored and excited to have you here and e
And my favorite kind of food. That is right. [applause] off the schneid. You cant get to 1 million unless you get to 500. I know. You got to answer em all, but im justim relieved that im off the schneid. Thats good. Well, lets keep it going. Heres your 1,000 question. To make more money from your yard sale, this old house recommends calling it a what instead . [laughter] im sure that would work. Um. Ooh. A yard sale. I think an estate sale would make more sense. Its just a highfalutin yard sale. So i think well go with c, estate sale. Thats my final answer. Yeah, makes it sound more important, doesnt it . Thats right. [applause] all right. Heres your 2,000 question. In 2011, what former threeterm mayor was probably feelin groovy when new york citys 59th street bridge was renamed in his honor . Well, okay. I live in astoria, new york, which is at the queens end of the 59th street bridge or, as nobody in astoria calls it, the ed koch 59th street bridge. [laughter] so thats gonna be c. Ed
Mallory, that is two. I dont know whats wrong. Im so nervous. Is it because its parents night at school . Its parents night . At school . Already . Yes, yes, it is, mallory. Your night of nights. A chance for parents and teachers to gather, review your grades, and have a good laugh. You just love parents night,dont you . Oh, you bet. I put it up there with christmas eve. How are the dishes coming . Theres one or two left. Well be back by 9 30. Its goingto be very hectic. If you have to skip seeing my algebra teacher,ill understand. Alex, anyone you want us to avoid . Au contraire. Go anywhereyou want to go. I just hopeyou can contain your joy. Youve reminded us every hour. I wont be a pest,but its important. His cousinteaches at dartmouth. If he writesmy recommendation, im in. Ok, alex. So youll see him,youll butter him up . Consider him buttered. You go to alexs classes. Ill go to mallorys. Mr. Tedesco. Good guess. Who are you . Elyse keaton. Alexs mother. Alex keaton. Good man. You m
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