you guys are working hard for once. the american workplace is our home in many ways. where s my sandwich? we all need a reason to get up in the morning. lutz made us do it! no, it was frank! the american office is iconic. how many people can i fire? uh, none you re picking a healthcare plan. okay, we ll table that for the time being. terrible bosses. you ve got spunk. well, yes. i hate spunk! and terrible work mates. are you kidding? do these not bend the [bleep] back? no. everybody trying to get along. one problem with hiring women is that they re frail and breakable. is it possible you re thinking about lightbulbs or your hip? hilarious. what do you say to that? whoa! ow! what s so tough about earning a living? yeah. have you ever done it? no, but i could. ha! lucille ball with the chocolates. always funny. if one piece of candy gets past you and into the packing room unwrapped, you re fired! all the writers needed to
where s my sandwich! we all need a reason to get up in the morning. he made us do it! it was frank! the american office is iconic. how many people can i fire? none. you re picking a health care plan. okay. we ll table that for the time being. terrible bosses. you ve got spunk. well i hate spunk. terrible workmates. are you kidding? do these not bend the [ bleep ] back? no. everybody trying to get along. one problem with hiring women is that they re frail and breakable. is it possible you re thinking about light bulbs or your hip? hilarious. what do you say to that? whoa. ow! let s talk about earning a living. yeah. have you ever done it? no, but i could. ha! lucille ball with the chocolates, always funny. if one piece of candy gets past you and into the packing room unwrapped, you re fired. all the writers needed to say was lucy and a conveyor belt, you re good. some of the most memorable episodes of i love lucy
How many times can a man turn his head pretending he just doesnt see the answer, my friend is blowin in the wind the answer is blowin in the wind beautiful. Oh, that was great, elyse. Im so rusty. I must have plucked 20 bad notes. Come on. No, you didnt. I counted 23. I only counted 19. Thats as highas you can count. Listening to you reminded me of the old days. Makes me want to go out and boycott some lettuce. Did you knowshe was a folk singer . I wasnt really a folk singer. Occasionally, i picked up a guitar. Dont be so modest. Your mother used to performevery thursday night. It was in a tiny, jampacked,smokefilled coffee house two floors underground. The age of darkness cafe. Sounds like a fun place. Wednesday was anarchist night. People in favor of violent overthrow of the government got a free cocktail. Hey, you remember that time we came there after the rally dont get started. Weve got to go. Shes got a point. Why didntyou pursue it . I had a family to raise, another career to bu
Can i talk to you . Im finishing my resume. Talk to your father. No. Its about boys. Yeah. How would i know about them . You know my philosophy, mallory. If a boy makes you start asking questions, cut him loose. Hows the resume coming, ma . Finished. I fudged a little,but basically its me. Did youtake my advice . I left out the part about me designing the eiffel tower. They nevercheck that stuff. Well, i hope not. I put all my attributes on page one, right on top. Then i hid the fact i havent worked in an office for 12 years on page two under the staple. I changed 12 years to 144 months. Why am i goingon this interview . They probablydont want me. Grandma moses started painting at 80. Yeah. That still gives you a couple of years. Just trying to relax you. Youve repeatedly saidyou want this job. I thought you wanted to expand your horizons . You wantedmore challenging work. I thought you wanted to make more money. I do want those things, but im scared. Youve got first day jitters. I get
Mallory, that is two. I dont know whats wrong. Im so nervous. Is it because its parents night at school . Its parents night . At school . Already . Yes, yes, it is, mallory. Your night of nights. A chance for parents and teachers to gather, review your grades, and have a good laugh. You just love parents night,dont you . Oh, you bet. I put it up there with christmas eve. How are the dishes coming . Theres one or two left. Well be back by 9 30. Its goingto be very hectic. If you have to skip seeing my algebra teacher,ill understand. Alex, anyone you want us to avoid . Au contraire. Go anywhereyou want to go. I just hopeyou can contain your joy. Youve reminded us every hour. I wont be a pest,but its important. His cousinteaches at dartmouth. If he writesmy recommendation, im in. Ok, alex. So youll see him,youll butter him up . Consider him buttered. You go to alexs classes. Ill go to mallorys. Mr. Tedesco. Good guess. Who are you . Elyse keaton. Alexs mother. Alex keaton. Good man. You m