Kate upton, a dapkings tribute to sharon jones, and thlegendary roots crew. Questlove 772 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a great crowd right there. That is a hot new york city crowd right there tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Welcome, everybody, to the tonight show. This is it, baby. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] looking good. Well, heres what heres what people are talking about. You guys, thanksgiving is less than a week away. [ cheers ] a lot of people are traveling, but heres a tip, heres a tip. Before you get a pat down at the airport, make sure its from an actual tsa worker and not a United States senator. Okay . Just do steve heyoh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dont worry about it. Thats a little tip from me to you. You hear about this . At a rally today, roy moores wife, kayla, said trump should thank him for distracting people from russia. [ laughter ] then she thanked al franken for distracting people fr
Anyone here from hermany tonight . Any her manians . I was off last week. Officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. Truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. Then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter i in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter a popping up all the time. Anyway, my son is doing fine. I want to thank everyone who filled in for me. Some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille oneal, i want to thank shaq twice because hes enormous. Weird sitting home and watching other people host the show. And you guillermo, you cheated on me. Guillermo sorry, jimmy, wont happen again. Jimmy good to have time at home with the kids, but there is such a thing as too much time at home with the kids. Last night at 6 00 p. M. I reach that limit. My daughter jane refuses to eat anything. Shes 3 yea
Anyone here from hermany tonight . Any her manians . I was off last week. Officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. Truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. Then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter i in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter a popping up all the time. Anyway, my son is doing fine. I want to thank everyone who filled in for me. Some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille oneal, i want to thank shaq twice because hes enormous. Weird sitting home and watching other people host tagain. Jimmy good to have time at home with the kids, but there is such a thing as too much time at home with the kids. Last night at 6 00 p. M. I reach that limit. My daughter jane refuses to eat anything. Shes 3 years old. Its hollywood. Shes concerned about her weight. That was a joke. Dont tweet
Tonight . Any hermanians . [ laughter ] i tell you, its good to be back. I was off last week. Officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. And they cant do truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. [ laughter ] then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter i in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter a popping up all the time. [ laughter ] are you having that . Anyway, my son is doing fine. I want to thank everyone who filled in for me. [ cheers and applause ] some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille oneal, i want to thank shaq twice because hes enormous. [ laughter ] gas weird sitting at home watching other people host the show. And you guillermo, you cheated on me. [ laughter ] guillermo sorry, jimmy, wont happen again. Jimmy good to have time at home with the kids, but there is such a thing
Tonight . Any hermanians . [ laughter ] i tell you, its good to be back. I was off last week. Officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. And they cant do truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. [ laughter ] then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter i in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter a popping up all the time. [ laughter ] are you having that . Anyway, my son is doing fine. I want to thank everyone who filled in for me. [ cheers and applause ] some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille oneal, i want to thank shaq twice because hes enormous. [ laughter ] gas weird sitting at home watching other people host the show. And you guillermo, you cheated on me. [ laughter ] guillermo sorry, jimmy, wont happen again. Jimmy good to have time at home with the kids, but there is such a thing