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Tonight . Any hermanians . [ laughter ] i tell you, its good to be back. I was off last week. Officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. And they cant do truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. [ laughter ] then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter i in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter a popping up all the time. [ laughter ] are you having that . Anyway, my son is doing fine. I want to thank everyone who filled in for me. [ cheers and applause ] some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille oneal, i want to thank shaq twice because hes enormous. [ laughter ] gas weird sitting at home watching other people host the show. And you guillermo, you cheated on me. [ laughter ] guillermo sorry, jimmy, wont happen again. Jimmy good to have time at home with the kids, but there is such a thing as too much time at home with the kids. Last night at 6 00 p. M. I reach that limit. My daughter jane refuses to eat anything. Shes 3 years old. Its hollywood. Shes concerned about her weight. [ laughter ] that was a joke. Dont tweet me about it. But anyway. She doesnt like to eat and she doesnt like to sleep. Which are two of the four basic things you need to do to stay alive. All she will eat is rice, beans, Peanut Butter and pasta and candy, cake, cereal and cookies. Yesterday my wife promised her they would make Chocolate Chip Cookies together for dessert while i was making risotto for dinner. If you dont know, risotto is rice that takes the whole day to make. [ laughter ] youre toasting and reducing and stirring. By the way, when its done, not that much better than regular rice really. [ laughter ] but rice is one of very few things that we will all eat as a family. I cooked for hours. When i was done i put it in a bowl and she wouldnt eat it. I tried everything. I told her it was pasta, i told her it was wonder woman food. [ laughter ] she refused to even try it. I begged her, bribed her. I tried everything. I got nothing. She wanted cookies before dinner. She just kept saying no, no. Shes relentless. Finally i reached my breaking point. I snapped. I didnt know what to do. So i went over to the tray of freshly made Chocolate Chip Cookies. I said if you dont eat this rice, im going to throw these cookies in the pool. [ laughter ] and she said no and so i picked up a Chocolate Chip Cookie and i chucked it into the pool. And i did. [ cheers and applause ] and i said, are you going to eat the rice . And she said no. So i picked another cookie up and threw it in the pool. My wife walks in, shes like what is going on in here . Its a maniac throwing cookies into the pool. I had no good explanation for what was going on, but guess what . She ate the rice. [ cheers and applause ] she ate the rice. And ill tell you something, to pick a freshly baked Chocolate Chip Cookie up and it was one of the heavy ones. To pick it up it just came out of the oven. To pick it up and throw it into the pool on purpose. To will your body to do that [ laughter ] its like i imagine its similar to what it would be like to intentionally drive your car into a mailbox. [ laughter ] but she did eat the rice. And this, by the way, is exactly how they should handle President Trump at all times. [ cheers and applause ] you like this part . The president is on a tour of asia right now, which shouldnt be a problem at all. Im sure that will go great. But hell be out of the country for two weeks. Hes in south korea right now, hes in japan today and yesterday meeting with Prime Minister shinzo abe. The president arrived in japan with his wife melania. And this is how they were greeted when they got off air force one. Listen to the music the band played as they exited the jet. Whoo girls hitch hallelujah uptown funk dont give it to you jimmy uptown funk as played by a bar mitzvah band. [ laughter ] dont believe me just watch dont believe me just watch dont believe me just watch uptown funk you up jimmy what happened to hail to the chief . Wouldnt it have been great if he heard that song and turned around and went right back up the stairs, got on the plane and flew home. And of course no trump meeting with a foreign leader would be complete without an awkward meet and greet. Watch this. Heres Prime Minister abe and his wife. Starts fine. They shake, melania shakes, everybody says their hellos and, okay, now, as they turn away, reality sets in for the abcs. Just look at the looks on their faces as they realize theyre now going to have to spend the next 48 hours oh, no. Yes. And they did spend a lot of time together. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] show some of the stuff. They signed hats together. Yeah. They played a round of golf together. Look at that. They fed a group of orphans who gathered down below. [ laughter ] there you go. Thats our guy. This is kind of funny. For lunch yesterday before they played golf, they served trump a hamburger made from american beef. Thats what they said. Its made from american beef. I always wonder why when leaders of other countries visit they do that. When the Prime Minister of italy was at the white house, they served him pasta. Hes like, oh, good, pasta. Again. Why give these people what they already get a better version of all the time. Theyre not hamsters that can only eat pellets. Theyre people. If you are going to make donald trump a hamburger in japan, make him a hamburger with japanese beef. Maybe this is crazy. Maybe pull him off the childrens menu for five seconds and serve him a bowl of noodles or something. Its japan. [ cheers and applause ] we have a burger for lunch and a steak for dinner. Beef is Donald Trumps favorite thing to eat and start. [ laughter ] this is a 12day trip. The longest asia trip by a president since george h. W. Bush back in 1991. Basically the republicans are trying to get this tax plan passed, and theyre like, you know what, mr. President . Go to asia, have fun, eat steak, try not to start a war, well be fine. We have billionaires who need money over here. Remember Anthony Weiner . The only politician who had more trouble with twitter than donald trump . Anthony weiner today began a 21month prison sentence for sexting with a minor. [ audience moaning ] oh, you didnt hear about that . How long until he gets a little drunk on toilet wine and tries to send a picture of his penis through a prison pay phone . [ laughter ] congratulations are in order for Shalane Flanagan who yesterday became the First American woman in 40 years [ cheers and applause ] to win the new york city marathon. [ cheers and applause ] its a 26milelong race. She finished in 2 26 53. I honestly dont think i could drive 26 miles in new york in 2 hours and 26 minutes. She beat a threetime winner from kenya, mary keitany. Defending champ. She may have been a little overconfident. Halfway through the race she stopped at shake shack and had an order of cheese fries. Nice to see an american women win something this year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we have a jam packed show for you tonight. From the battleship iowa down in san pedro, california, music from brad paisley and john fogerty. [ cheers and applause ] a special concert going on for our men and women in uniform. And from the world series champion houston astros, shortstop Carlos Correa is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, l. A. Is the only city where Carlos Correa wouldnt get booed after winning the world series. In case you missed it, not only did carlos help win a world series. Moments after the game, he did this. Taking another big step in my life. Daniella rodriguez, you make me the happiest man in the world. Will you marry me . Oh, my god. Will you marry me . Oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they got engaged on the field. By the way, ten seconds later security came and made her go back on the other side of the gate. [ laughter ] so carlos is here tonight with his new fiancee and this is good, too. This is from the astros victory parade in houston on friday where a woman accidentally dropped her hat from the seventh level of a parking structure. Watch here as her fellow fans pitch in to return the hat to its Rightful Owner. Okay. Here we go. See the hat . Its going up level by level. This is really teamwork right here. And they wait. We still have oh oh, but wait. Its like donkey kong jr. Here. And they keep throwing it up. And but wait . She snatches it and throws it up, and the Rightful Owner of the hat once again has it. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know why that was exciting, but it was. Carlos correa will be here shortly. Idris elba is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] you can see idris in the new thor movie, which was number one at the box office this weekend. Thor ragnarok. Made 100 million and deservedly so. Its very good. The best marvel movie yet. Whenever theres a big blockbuster film like this, we run it by our inhouse movie critic yehya. Yehya loves movie stars and has a lot of time to stalk them while theyre in restaurants. Here he is talking about the movie thor ragnarok. Action action hi, its me, yehya. Im talking about the new movie. The new movie behind me toro ranjerrikon. Here we go. The movie like a lot of action, a lot of magic, a lot of everything. This australian guy, hes going name hansween something. That doesnt sound right. Thats true. She look like the cow, too much, you know, something in his head. Thats lady, her name cate blanket. Shes the fat lady from the movie and this guy jeff golding is in the movie called he kill the alien in the white house with willie smith. Hes in the movie flight. You know the flight outcome and he make swat oh. And you know, the guy mark ruffalo. And he do movie, mark ruffalo, he do movie with leo. The movie is called butter island. The long time the green guy, the wrestling guy is joe frogono. You know him. And then the hulk, the movie with mark ruffalo. Hes the one arrgghh the movie is like 3d. And you watch it with no glasses come in your face. And somebody wants it more like 3d, come, come, come in your face and your eyes boo theres a very good movie, go see the movie, and good luck cut [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, yehya. Thanks to your nipples too. Were going to take a break. When we come back, a major announcement from diddy that could change the face of his face as we know it and a very special new remix of Stranger Things so stick around. 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[ laughter ] now its really just microwave oven confusion day. But this was big. On saturday, on the occasion of his 48th birthday, we got very big news from sean combs who is now the artist formerly known as diddy. Hey, whats up . I have some very serious, serious news. Ive been planning on this. I decided i know it was risky, but i knew it could come off as corny to some people like, yo, i decided to change my name again. [ laughter ] im just not who i am before. Im something different. So my new name is love, aka brother love. I will not be answering to puffy, diddy, puff daddy or any of my other monikers, but love or brother love. Jimmy wait a minute. Did he say butt love . But love. Jimmy i think he did, yeah. Wow. [ applause ] i think he meant to say love or brother love. Diddy made this decision after carefully consulting several bottle of chiroc. [ laughter ] this is the latest what names has he had . He started with his real name sean combs. He became sean puffy combs, then puff, puffy, puff daddy, pdiddy, sean john and wilford brimley. Right . [ laughter ] isnt that right . At this point i feel sorry for his mailman. Ive got a package. I dont know, here you go. You know what this means, right, guillermo . Guillermo yes, jimmy. Jimmy you got to change the sign. Guillermo all right. Jimmy you know what . We had quite a streak going. [ cheers and applause ] now were starting over. Have you guys been watching the new season of Stranger Things on netflix . [ cheers and applause ] a lot of people have. Its very popular. The show, its a great combination of new and classic. Its a formula that really works for them. Full of references from the 80s. Now netflix, with the next incarnation of the show, is taking that a step further with a 90 Spinoff Series that teams the kids from hawkins, indiana, with two beloved characters from the 80s. Larry and balki. Tonight on net flex, larry and balki are back. And things are stranger than ever. Cousin larry, my sisters uncles dogs nephew needs a place to stay. Balki, i told you there he is now. Who is this . His name is dem. Dem who . Demogorgan. Is he irish . Nice to meet you mr. Ogorgon. He could use a breath mint. With his off the wall style. Please you shouldnt have. No, i mean that, you shouldnt have. To his lack of boundaries. Which one of you used my toothbrush . To his zany antics. Dem, could you get that . Trick or treat anybody here . This place is spooky. Its halloween. Its supposed to be spooky. Hey, guys, the candys over there. Yeah, lets take some and leave. Not again. Hes turning both of their lives dem, we need you to leave. Just because you kill all our friends. Upside down. We about were just kidding just american joke of course you can stay. Dont be ridiculous. Cousin, now we are so happy. We do the dance of joy. 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Tomorrow night, carey mulligan, gael garcia bernal, and music from darius rucker. And later this week, josh hutcherson, Dale Earnhardt jr. , jesse williams, plus music from luke combs and dan auerbach. So please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an emmynominated, golden globewinning actor whos played everything from paper salesman on the office to the gatekeeper of asgard in thor. Next, he costars alongside Jessica Chastain in mollys game. I wasnt really listening. Im refusing you permission to seek a minor role production. Im refusing permission to invalidate my entire career. Im uncaring. I built a successful do you have kids . Youre interested in having a family . Very much. I dont get you some point reductions in the sentencing recommendation guidelines say eight to 12 years and thats before they try to jam you up more for money laundering. Money laundering . The moment you change his money for checks i would have to be aware find me 12 men and women who will believe that you werent aware of exactly who was sitting at the table and where the money came from. So thats it. You were a cocktail waitress. Jimmy mollys game opens christmas day. Please welcome idris elba. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy first of all, welcome. Its good to see you. Jimmy i know its the dumbest thing in a world but im always so impressed when a brit can do an american accent. Im very nervous about doing, accents now. Because when i was in the wire, no one knew i was english. I walked around with an american accent all the time. Now everyone knows im english. Jimmy thirdly irk feel like you have women more sexed up than anyone right now. [ cheers and applause ] i really do. I mean that in a so just define sexed up. Jimmy i keep track of this sort of thing. Right . So when you hear like, for instance, Shonda Rhimes was being honored and they asked what her idea of a perfect night out is. And she said, a glass of wine and idris elba. I hear you being used as a sexual reference so frequently now. Oh, yeah. Yes. Jimmy how often and be honest, dont be humble. How frequently do women come up to you and give you their telephone numbers . About eight times a day . [ laughter ] thats not true. Thats not true. Jimmy thats low, right . No, thats snapchat. No im joking, i am joking. My girlfriends in the dressing room. Jimmy i see, okay. Shes there to monitor in case somebody tries that. She has my phone. You understand what im saying . Jimmy eight times a day would about 240 times a month unless it was a short month like february then maybe youre just down in the 200s. I see what you did there. Jimmy i did math. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this movie, by the way, is a was based on a true story, a very interesting story. Did you know about this story beforehand . Mollys game . I had no clue. Its an incredible story. I know it was a famous poker game in l. A. Jimmy everybody knew there were high profile actors who played this game. Do you know who . Jimmy i do know who. Yeah, i do know. It was a very highstakes game. This woman molly organized the game. Does the character you play a real life character . No, hes a little bit of on amalgamation between aaron sorkin and what he thinks about the whole thing and the criminal lawyer. But my character is fictitious. And in the film its a really great film. I aint going to say it because im in it. But its aaron sorkin. Its a great film because jimmy this is his first time directing a film. Which amazing to me. I had to check that to make sure that its right. Shes a very strong character, considering what goes through in this story. Shes an olympian skier and thats where she started her life. Jimmy right. Broke her back in several places and end ed up in l. A. , a you, do running poker games. [ laughter ] jimmy shes kind of ingenious at least according to the movie. I dont know her in real life. But seems to be a brilliant character. When youre doing a movie like this, playing a lawyer, you cant study for that. You cant go out and sue people as research or anything like that, can you . No, just wear a lot of suits. Its weird because its aaron sorkin. Aaron sorkin calls you up. Everyone knows his dialogue. A few good men. Jimmy snappy dialogue. You do not wing it. Okay . You memorize it. You get on there, you do your thing. And i stupidly trained to be a kickboxer for a year as part of a documentary. I was having a midlife crisis. [ laughter ] i was 44 years old and fighting this guy who was ten years younger than me. Anyway, long story short is the way the schedules met up is that literally the night of my fight, the next day i had to go fly to toronto and shoot ten days of scenes with aaron sorkin and Jessica Chastain. Jimmy this is a real fight you had . That is true, yeah. Jimmy in front of an audience and everything . It was at Bethnal Green york hall, a very famous boxing arena. It was very real, part of discovery channel, it was a big, big deal. Jimmy did you tell the guy, dont hit me or kick me in the face because i have to go do a movie tomorrow . No. No, i didnt. But you know what i did . You know what i do, like in a documentary, they do these little cams and the actors, the people are telling you what theyre going to do prior to doing it. I saw his. And he was dutch. He was like, im going to break his face. [ laughter ] hes an actor. Im a boxer. Im going to break him. I watched that. I was like, oh, no. Hes really serious so long story short, i had aaron, all the producers on the phone like, did he win . Hes still fighting . Call me back. Jimmy how is his face . You did win the fight . I did. Jimmy oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] i did, i did. Jimmy as if your life isnt great enough already. [ laughter ] i would never do that again. Jimmy youre beating up the dutch. Yeah. Was he bummed after the actor beat him up . I never spoke to him again. I cant even go to holland now. Jimmy do you have his number . We could call him right now. Thats a good idea. Whats up, man . Whose face are you going to break now, boy . [ applause ] jimmy you know, its dangerous when you fight a dutchman because if they kick you with those wooden shoes, he could put an eye out. Thats very true. Jimmy its very good to see you. Good to see you. Jimmy congratulations on everything. Mollys game opens december 25th. Idris elba, everybody well be right back with Carlos Correia. At ally, we offer a credit card with unlimited cash back. But if thats not enough, we offer a 10 deposit bonus into an ally account. And if thats not enough to help you save, we could help you cut the cord. Thats right. Cancel it. What about my reality shows . 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[ cheers and applause ] congratulations, first of all. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy is it as great as i imagine it would be to hit a home run in the world series . Its even better. Jimmy is it even better for real . Its crazy. I dont remember what i did, the celebrations. I blacked out. I hit the ball, i blacked out. Jimmy have you gone back to watch it on tv . No, i havent. Jimmy you never watched it . Its been nonstop since we won the world series. Jimmy nonstop. I would not have been past second base before i was looking at that on the internet to watch it again. I havent got a chance to watch it yet. Jimmy its pretty good. Youre going to be happy, i think. [ laughter ] we were talking about the celebrations and the fist bump. Im like, i dont remember any of that. I really blacked out. Jimmy do you remember getting engaged . [ laughter ] because this could be a problem. That could be a problem if i dont remember. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy your fiancee is right here. This is daniela. Wow. Congratulations to both of you. Thank you so much. Jimmy did you have any idea this was going to happen . No idea. He has been so focused on all these games that the last thing i thought would be on his mind was proposing to me. Thats why i yanked that gate out of my way. [ laughter ] jimmy he turned the world series into the bachelor all of a sudden. How much planning went into this . For a whole month id been planning it. I knew we had championshipcaliber team so i was waiting it out to see how far we could go. Game six i had the ring in my backpack. This is the night. This is night. We lost the game. One more game . I dont have plan b. We better win. [ laughter ] so we end up winning the game and i was able to propose to my beautiful fiancee. Jimmy did you ever consider that maybe daniella would say no . Was that ever a possibility . I think he knew i was going to say yes. Thats why he took such a big risk. I mean, live television. Jimmy if the dodgers had won, would you have married one of them . [ laughter ] no. [ applause ] jimmy when do you get your world series ring . Opening day next win. Jimmy did you ever consider, oh, maybe ill give her that ring, save myself some cash . I never thought about it. I got to wait a long time for that ring. So i thought that was the perfect chance for me to get engaged. Gauged. Jimmy what were you doing over the last five days. Take me through a little bit. You had a parade, obviously. We had a beautiful parade in houston. People there, you know, the support was incredible. I saw people crying there because obviously people have been through tough times in houston with hurricane harvey. Jimmy right. For us to bring joy and happiness through baseball. It meant everything to us. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there were people crying in l. A. Here, too. Thats a moment that i will forever remember, the people crying and screaming out of their lungs, special moment. Jimmy its overwhelming when you realize, you come to a team. You never know what team. And these people have been following the team for so long and how much it means to them. You realize theres a really big burden on your shoulders. Yeah, absolutely. Houstons like my second home. Im from puerto rico. [ cheers and applause ] i was doing it for both, the people in houston and the people back home in puerto rico. Jimmy what was going on in puerto rico . Were people able to watch the games . While you were playing . Actually, puerto ricoed a a curfew and nobody cared. Everybody went outside to watch the games and getting Text Messages from my family members. Everybody is going outside to watch the games theyre going to sports bars and stuff to watch you play, its amazing i want to thank everybody in puerto rico for your support. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, really. Where are you guys registered, in case astros fans want to send you gifts . [ laughter ] were not registered yet. Jimmy youre not registered. Not yet. Jimmy are you going to register . Will this be something that you do . I heard some other couple has done it. I told his agent, we need to look into that. Reporter chris bryant of the chicago cubs registered. He did not know that it would be public information. Then all of a sudden he and his wife got a whole bunch of stuff from people. I guess we could say we didnt know either. [ laughter ] yeah, gifts are always nice. Jimmy may i ask you a question about your teammate, jose altuve. Hes listed at how tall . I think hes listed at 57. Jimmy i heard 56. But how tall are you . 64. Jimmy okay, how tall when you guys went i know you had a parade at disney world. Was he allowed on the rides . [ laughter ] [ applause ] he was, he was, absolutely. Jimmy how tall do you think he is . Well, depends, with cleats or without cleats. [ laughter ] jimmy without cleats. Hes about 55. Jimmy you think that tall . 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