A guy can dream, said trump, with his two projectiles [ laughter ] reporters have found that a doctored version of the president ial seal was projected behind President Trump at an event earlier this week, which featured a twoheaded Russian Eagle clutching a set of golf clubs and a banner reading 45 is a puppet in spanish. [ laughter ] hmm. Somebody doesnt like trump and also speaks spanish . Busted [ laughter and applause according to reports, Rudy Guiliani is serving as President Trumps lawyer for free well, i think we can all agree he is worth every penny. [ laughter and applause thats right guiliani is serving as trumps lawyer for free. Well, actually, what trump said is, you can bill me all you want but i am never going to pay you. [ laughter and applause according to Campaign Finance records, indiana mayor, Pete Buttigieg has spent 300,000 on private plane travel, while Bernie Sanders just asked Spirit Airlines if they have a punch card [ laughter and applause every tenth flight
[ laughter and applause ] according to the new york times, former Host Bill Oreilly paid a 32 million settlement to a legal analyst at fox news for Sexual Harassment one month before the network extended his contract. Wow, you paid a 32 million settlement and they let you keep working there. I guess we know what we can look forward to. [ audience groans ] yeah. Its a bummer to see them both. [ light laughter ] First Lady Melania Trump visited a middle school in detroit today where she began her Antibullying Campaign by speaking to the students and joining them for lunch. Meanwhile donald trump had lunch in the white house cafeteria and clapped when someone dropped their tray. [ light laughter ] thats fantastic. He has to buy a second lunch now. Oh, look at that dummy. [ light laughter ] according to ivana trumps new book, President Trump once left his son donald trump jr. Stranded on a tarmac after he was five minutes late for a flight. Even worse, erics been in an overhead bin for the
[ laughter and applause ] according to the new york times, former Host Bill Oreilly paid a 32 million settlement to a legal analyst at fox news for Sexual Harassment one month before the network extended his contract. Wow, you paid a 32 million settlement and they let you keep working there. I guess we know what we can look forward to. [ audience groans ] yeah. Its a bummer to see them both. [ light laughter ] First Lady Melania Trump visited a middle school in detroit today where she began her Antibullying Campaign by speaking to the students and joining them for lunch. Meanwhile donald trump had lunch in the white house cafeteria and clapped when someone dropped their tray. [ light laughter ] thats fantastic. He has to buy a second lunch now. Oh, look at that dummy. [ light laughter ] according to ivana trumps new book, President Trump once left his son donald trump jr. Stranded on a tarmac after he was five minutes late for a flight. Even worse, erics been in an overhead bin for the