lefthe it unattend thed on her december, and i was able to make a sandwich. i find food tastes different when someone else is paying for it. ing. right.ight, emily insw.er i agree with the hot fruit, and i get shamed for it. i don t understand why. pineapple to to pizza. a lot of foods that i love, octopus and, like, i love squid can and things like that. d also remember when we ate a cricket here on this show? no, we kid not. i did, and i loved it.sh itow tasted like a sunflower se. greg: was i on that show? no, someone was filling in fo r you. yeah, that explains it, i would never have done that. remind me to punch shillue in the back of his neck. he hate that is.ck with love. greg: no, with hate. [laughter] all right. went down a dark hole there. kevin, proud texan gee, if ih wonderer he s proud to be from texas aexan mystery. [laughter]
greg: yes. but here s the thing, how tht hell do you motivate a child that s immortal? make the bed. no, i m going to sit out 20 a years, dadme.l i sim going to binge watch netfx for the nextgoin century, or thn i ll do my chores. [laughter] it s true. there would be no reason to. when does that kid leave home?he never. also this guy was right once in 1990? why are we listening to him?o we re right all the time. r [laughter] you woulde have so manghy ks you wouldn t have to raise them they ll never leave. i m worried about the ones i the have now r [laughter] they re like plants. t what are you going anotheo rn the, t die? greg: you just let em roamgo around, kickin em you know what in you could torture them even because, why not? they live forever. the if you had an impulse if for that, i suppose.fo til death do us part.se. yeah, that s tough. you woulild never marry. y 2,000 years of that.ears greg: all right we have got to
doe, but we ve already met our quo o a that for kill immediate- kilmeake. m tyrus ea no, i don t want to live forever, no.this god, no, take me.iv no. [laughter] well, first of all, if this happened in, what d he say,ed 2026?at then the d world will be over in 2027 the. greg: yes. because now you have a problem.no there s, like, 30 billion of us and we re all living purchase? if somebody s gotta go. greg: you know what though? it ll be the rich people. i and thet poor people will ce eat them.th greg: yes. so we ll have to the end the> worl gd as we know it. thank god there ll be a.i. to clear it all up for us, tie it out.ll yeah, you want to live forever? no. i do. anyone see highlander? no. there can only be one.one. greg: i know, kat, you probably do, but i want to posit why this is ill possible.t because impossible. because it s going to put existential emphasis on your
greg: e i guess we ll never kno. what is the hardest part of being on g?es well, let s go to the regulars, what s the hardest part of doing show? wh letting you breathe when i kneel on you and squeal and cry. this question is very vague. what is the hardest part? i don t know, my commute. [laughter] greg: people don t realize that. here s the deal, i get whenth you re not on thate show, we geo all these people, where s tyrus? the is he sick? did he quit?ick? it s like, no, he lives in louisiana. yeah, i take a plane to work. [applause] p greg: drives me crazy! kat? taking my makeup off at night. greg : yeah, that s true. you have no idea.re g:i do not look like this. [laughter] greg: but you should just have your dog do it. just slather the peanut butter on your pace and let carl lickos it all off.do [laughter] actually the, my dog does, i let
him will lick the makeup off.le sometimes i ll put it all over my o body. [laughter] oh, and i forgot, whenever he talks. [laughter] [applause] greg: i m going to go to joe because, joe, you actually work on the y show, so it s not just g here, it s being in theng office. what is the hardest part? and be serious this time.at s okay. well, aside from gnawing through the wrist restraints [laughter] i d say it s probably having tom write 4,000 jokes about a canadian teacher with giant [laughter] [applause] greg: i would say you wouldn t have to to the write that manygi ifan you wrote one good one. [laughter] i saw it coming. you know what s funny though, problem with this show is that if you do one joke, everybody then writeous the same someone.-