Greg: all right, all right. Still it s never enough. It s friday see you know what that means let s welcome tonight s guests. Is so white so white craps. Fox news contributor tom shillue she is so southern she was baptized with mountain dew. Katie mcdowell! ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters, chef andrew grewal. And although no longer a cheerleader she is is still commuting by cartwheel. Host of outnumbered emily compiled you all right so before we get to some news stories let s do this. [ ] greg the leftovers. . . Yum. This is where i read the jokes we didn t use this week as always is my first time reading them if they suck we will address joe mott she as a goose and send him to springfield ohio. Today is friday the 13th. To celebrate haitians in springfield are only eating black cats. Donald trump told the new york post that he s done debating we are still waiting for a new offer from his opponent. Cancelled debate is a tough break for nbc who announced their new
Jesse hello, everybody. Im Jesse Watters along with Judge Jeanine pirro, harold Ford Jr. , shannon bream, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is the five. Donald trump showing up in kamalas backyard, california, for yet another one of his Signature Blockbuster Press conferences. The former president working like the energizer bunny, taking one question after the other, something our fresh Ivp Couldnt Dream of doing given she hasnt on a solo presser in 54 days since being crowned as queen of the democrats. Trump throwing everything and the Kitchen Sink at her. I am here today in california with a very simple message for the american people. We cannot allow comrade Kamala Harris and the communist left to do to america what they did to california. Kamala was the godmother of Sanctuary Cities. This is a radical left, marxist, communist, fascist. She never worked at mcdonalds. She said she stood over those French Fries when they were being fried, and it was so tough for he
Along with Judge Judge Jeanine pirro Jessica Tarlov Jesse watters and she was once trapped under a pile of pop rocks, dana perino, the five greg its a Make Or Break night for the candidates and just hours from now Kamala Harris and Donald Trump will face off for the very first time in a President Ial debate that you can catch right here on fox news. Its not on anywhere else. Im lying. The dons finally going to get his chance to expose Harris Scooby Doo Style and Show Everyone shes a 11 wing radical hinding behind a moderate rask. But kamala has a shot to dazzle voters who dont know what she stands for. 30 of registered voters say what happens tonight will help them decide on who to vote for. And after dodging The Press since she put joe out to pasture, harris will have no choice but to answer the tough Questions Tonight and she Cant Blame her hectic schedule this time. She has a punishing schedule out and about everywhere, being with the people who she wants to elect her. But i guess,
[cheering and applause] [laughter] stop it! stop it! stop it! i would blush if i had any blood in my body. Happy thursday everyone. It s been two days since cnn announced they are bringing back brian stelter, two days and already jake tapper has had to bring back his refrigerator lock. Once again the biden doj has formerly accused russia of election interference. I guess what is old is new if your president has dementia. [laughter] liz cheney says she is voting for kamala harris. Well then kamala has my vote says one man. That s benedict arnold for all of you nonhistory buffs. A las vegas woman told police she stole an expensive casket containing a body because she blacked out from drinking. But don t worry the corpse was returned safely. [laughter] hunter biden pled guilty to tax evasion. He tried to use an alford plea which would allow him to plead guilty while maintaining his innocence. Se wanted to to have it both ways. Which he also wrote off on his taxes. [laughter] california is
Judge jeanine pirro, kennedy, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is The Five. Kamala harris laying out another major economic policy as she described it. Our reaction to that in just a few moments, but first a Fox News alert. A School Shooting in georgia today. Four people are dead. Nine others are injured. There is one suspect in custody. And Steve Harrigan has been covering this story for us. We will get a quick update from him. Steve . Dana, we just watched a White Van Go by with two Police Escort cars. It might be a body inside their appeared as far as the numbers go, right now it stands at four people killed, nine injured enough to be hospitalized with Gunshot Wounds, 30 injured totally, some of those injured fleeing from a shooting. The shooter a 14yearold boy, a student here, is alive. Hes in custody. He surrendered immediately. We are Hearing Stories from those who went through the shooting, including a 12th Grader who tried to help his Math Te