[ Cheering And Applause ] Greg Yes all right. Okay. [ Cheering And Applause ]. Greg i guess that will do laughter . Greg it is friday, so you know what that means, lets welcome tonights guest, he is so bland, he is getting sued by rice cakes. Cohost of fox and friends, tyro he is a lawyer named trustie, like a cop named friskie. Former trump attorney, and doj prosecutor. If you bont buy her new book, she will have to learn how to cook, a Fox News contributor, kat. He is stronger than gravity, and puts up with my dipravity [ Cheering And Applause ]. Greg yes. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, lets to this [ ] gregs leftovers. Greg all right, it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we didnt use this week. And as always, it is my first time making them. The Movie Beetle Juice Beetle Juice opens in theatres today, about a dead guy that wants to return to the land of the living. laughter . Greg thats a blot that sounds really familiar. [ Cheering And Applause ]. Greg set It
[ cheering and applause ] greg: yes! all right. Okay. [ cheering and applause ]. Greg: i guess that will do! (laughter). Greg: it is friday, so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest, he is so bland, he is getting sued by rice cakes. Cohost of fox and friends, tyro! he is a lawyer named trustie, like a cop named friskie. Former trump attorney, and doj prosecutor. If you bont buy her new book, she will have to learn how to cook, a fox news contributor, kat. He is stronger than gravity, and puts up with my dipravity! [ cheering and applause ]. Greg: yes. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, let s to this: [ ] greg s leftovers. Greg: all right, it is leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. And as always, it is my first time making them. The movie beetle juice beetle juice opens in theatres today, about a dead guy that wants to return to the land of the living. (laughter). Greg: that s a blot that sounds really familiar. [ cheering and a
Greg i know. Its going to beat your humpday tonight. Happy wednesday everyone. A Kamala Harris will give first major interview on thursday, not without bringing her running mate tim walz. Re get it as a former Football Coach Walz will not want to take her out at the first sign of traumatic brain injury. Plus walz will be there in case she needs to use a Ladies Room and she will be there in case he also need to use the Ladies Room. Meanwhile according to report Kamalas Team allow that sheet be allowed to sit during the president ial debates. But a has to be at the palatine engulfed in a swarm of bees. But believe it or not her team did request that she be allowed to have notes. Which was denied. Although she will be allowed to bring to this. Thats real. Mcdonalds is introducing its biggest burger ever, called the big arch. Its big rolled out the first in canada, if we leave and now we can be there in eight hours said one man. Hes a friend. California democrats are pushing a bill that wo
what i m talking about. i cced all of you including you people watching me on a tv at best buy. we re all meeting after the elections down by the city dump, you know, where kilmeade gets his furniture. by the way brian said we could use his old heir pieceses for the molotov cocktails. those things are more flammable than baby pajamas. but why not embrace what the democrats predict? the end of democracy, which begins with voting. the fundamental element to democracy. it s like saying pizza is going to stae peer the moment you start making dough. first they hate the electrical college then hate simple majorities, next they ll call america s got talent an insurrection. this means we conservatives adherence to the constitution are only voting to destroy the constitution. it makes absolutely no sense at all. it s like adding the 28th amendment saying none of the above. it s as incoherent as a biden speech after his daily covid shot. but that s our plan according to the insane clow
you? kat: sure. so the democrats by saying vote for me or it will be the end of democracy, they are setting the stakes really high but they re also setting the bar for themselves really low. that way, in 2024, let s say they do okay in the midterms. they get to say to voters that they did such a good job and everything they said they were going to do, just because there s still such a thing as a voter. right? even if they don t do well they re like oh, it s because there s a democratic president that s why there s a thing as a voter. so they re setting the bar high and making the barlow so they don t have to do anything now or for quite a few years greg: that s like saying we ll be open for business tomorrow when you re always open for business. that was a great analogy greg kat: really good, yeah. i smiled and nodded because i m trying to win favor from you greg: they shouldn t let us do the five on sunday i didn t