[applause] greg: yes! yes! i know. Awesome, thank you. In all honesty this success is getting kind of boring. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. This friday joker number 2 arrives in theatres and it is about a mentally ill man who terrorizes society with his mentally unstable female sidekick. But most if you have already seen it. You saw that one coming. Had the crowds like here we go. Earlier today president biden delivered remarks on the devastation caused by hurricane helene. He comforted victims by reminding them how he wants once survived the flood in an arc. Reportedly tim walz is nervous about tomorrow night s presidential debate. He has not been this nervous scents that time he ran out of tampons. Doug emhoff was told that he has a quote, reshape the perception of masculinity. In those days a guy like that might have talked to the into keeping the baby. [laughter] archaeologists in china have discovered a 36yearold mommy buried with pieces of cheese. One ticket to china, please
Greg: yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I like my haircut. Happy tuesday, everyone. Scientists have discovered what they call a third state of existence. Somewhere between life and death. No kidding. Democrats responded to the second assassination attempt on trump by turning down the rhetoric by comparing the former president to mussolini. In a rare sign of unity, maxine waters has offered to schedule his next tee time. The biden a ministration has promised to beef up security for president trump. Using the same agents that protect kamala from reporters. A neighbor of the accused gunman says the family was weird and kept a live horse in their home. Further proof that the suspect was unstable. [ laughter ] greg: it s okay to boo that one. I felt the same way. An investigation into the immigrant crisis in springfield, ohio reveals that auto accidents have increased four fold. I did not know the haitians were all women. Rfk junior is being investigated for allegedly cutting off the head
[ applause ] greg thank you. Can Somebody Help that poor woman who fainted . Happy thursday everyone. This fall, Chris Christie will Teachers Class at el on how to run a political campaign. He will discuss everything hes ever done and then say dont do that. The class will only be open to ten students because thats the most that will fit in there with him. The class will be very inclusive considering he is fluent in over eight sandwiches. [ laughter ] and any student bringing an apple should be aware he wont accept it unless its dipped in caramel. Hes a friend. Greg Kamala Harris has been criticized for bringing Tim Walz along with her for Tonight Interview but supporters say america is used to her dragging around a creepy old white guy. [ applause ] greg she claimed she once worked at mcdonalds but people are finding it very hard to verify this although one former employee says she did put him in jail. Why would she lie . Anyway, a venezuelan Migrant Gang was caught taking over an Apar
Country is coming to its senses. When it comes to patriotism for example at one time soccer start megan, she has sometimes purple or Maroon Haired or anti american antics . Once accepted praise when she took a knee on the world stage because our country was not living up to her standards. And she was given a pass when to use expletives at the canyon of heroes young kids were admiring her and her world champs and they looked on, listen we got white girls, black girls and everything in between. [cheering] the straight girls, the gay girls. New york city. [inaudible] so inappropriate then as it is inappropriate now. Something change this week. Tolerance for the spoiled stars behavior ended. She and her team turned in an uninspiring fourgame ouster anything but clutch penalty kick sealed their fates. The normal Compassion American has does not come inside we heard the name or the term karma. Do not kill the messenger but this u. S. Womens National Team is polarizing. The off field stuff wi
Country is coming to its senses. When it comes to patriotism for example at one time soccer start megan, she has sometimes purple or Maroon Haired or anti american antics . Once accepted praise when she took a knee on the world stage because our country was not living up to her standards. And she was given a pass when to use expletives at the canyon of heroes young kids were admiring her and her world champs and they looked on, listen we got white girls, black girls and everything in between. [cheering] the straight girls, the gay girls. New york city. [inaudible] so inappropriate then as it is inappropriate now. Something change this week. Tolerance for the spoiled stars behavior ended. She and her team turned in an uninspiring fourgame ouster anything but clutch penalty kick sealed their fates. The normal Compassion American has does not come inside we heard the name or the term karma. Do not kill the messenger but this u. S. Womens National Team is polarizing. The off field stuff wi