From our Russification of Cuba Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neocolonialism While his colleague Brunito El Sapito has been taking lessons on party purges in Beijing, recently reshuffled 87-year-old Minister Ricardo Cabrisas the genius who has made it possible for Castro, Inc. to have all of its foreign loans
From our Russification of Cuba Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Noble Savage Cannon Fodder The identity of one of the latest Cuban mercenaries to be killed in Ukraine has been revealed on social media. As it turns out, he died alongside eight of his fellow countrymen. Yeah. Nine Cubans fighting side by
From our Russification of Cuba Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau Of Latrine American Cannon Fodder Despite all denials by Castro, Inc. and Grand Putinia, Cuban mercenaries are fighting and dying for Russia on the front lines of the war in Ukraine. The latest known casualty was a former repressive agent of the Ministry
From our Russification of the Caribbean Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neocolonialism Happy Easter to all Caribbean and Central American Nations! Czar Vlad the Invader's envoys have reached an agreement with Nicaragua's dictatorship that will achieve two goals at once: 1. Increase Russian influence in the region; 2. Increase repression
From our Russification of Latrine America Bureau with some assistance from our very tired Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neocolonialism Leaders from the most putrid Latrine American dictatorships gathered in Nicaragua to "discuss cooperation in security," with Nikolai Patrushev, Grand Putinia's Secretary of the Security Council, The participants in this summit meeting engaged in a contest