From our Russification of Latrine America Bureau with some assistance from our very tired Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neocolonialism Leaders from the most putrid Latrine American dictatorships gathered in Nicaragua to "discuss cooperation in security," with Nikolai Patrushev, Grand Putinia's Secretary of the Security Council, The participants in this summit meeting engaged in a contest
From our Russification of Latrine America Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Very, Very Busy Russian Envoys to Socialist Latrine American Totalitarian Hellholes Sergei the Castrator is a busy man,. His mission to castrate the U.S. has taken him to Cuba, and now to Venenozuela, and next to Brazil. Czar Vlad the Invader's
From our Russification of Latrine America Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neocolonialism This will be the second visit of Sergei Lavrov to Cuba in the past ten months. This time around he's adding two other Latrine American nations to his tour. Czar Vlad the Invader has been invited to visit