From our Bureau of Extreme Déjà Vu with some assistance from our Bureau of Saber Rattling Uh oh. Haven't we seen this before? Are we in for another very scary Cuban Missile Crisis? This one would involve missiles on land, sea, and air. Imagine Joe Biden handling this crisis. He would probably promise not to
From our Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neocolonialism with some assistance from our Bureau of Steady Russification of Socialist Latrine American Totalitarian Hellholes It continues. Keeps rolling on. Russification is now a fact of life in Castrogonia. The latest gift from sugar daddy Czar Vlad the Invader is a fleet of fire trucks. Obviously, a great
From our Bureau of Repression-Oriented Visits From Colonial Masters with some assistance from our Re-Russification of Cuba Bureau One of Grand Putinia's masters of repression visited Castrogonia this past week, to check on his colonial subjects and provide them with useful tips on the handling of dissenters. We have no details of what was discussed
From our Bureau of Bizarre Puzzling Twists in Twenty-First Century Neocolonialism with some assistance from our Bureau of New Shady News Outlets This is surprising. Where is the money coming from for this initiative? Could Russia be behind this move? It would make sense. Turning Castrogonia into a training center for Third World soldiers would
From our Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neocolonialism Manuel "Barrigón" Marrero has been holding meetings with various Belarusian oligarchs, including top dog Aleksandr Lukashenko, most probably nailing down details of which pieces of Cuba they can exploit.. Since Belarus is a close ally and quasi-colony of Grand Putinia, Czar Vlad the Invader is likely to welcome