Against midway, against the japanese in world war ii the s p jumping 6. 24 . The nasdaq gaining 5. 60 in spite of the hideous jobless claims number in history this is the best day since 1931. So far covid19 has run the table against us we were not prepared and this virus has had us on our heels the whole way. Attacking the very basis of our civilization, life, liberty and especially the pursuit of happiness which in this case means the right to watch march madness, grab a beer, see Cirque Du Soleil in vegas at least until today were up against an insanely bullish last few minutes of trading. Astonishing return for large caps bully. Weve seen big run in all things tech it wasnt coordinated. Like our initial attempts to homeland the line in world war ii we were overcome by a prettier prepared enemy, virus its killing people directly and killing the economy. Like the greedy win at midway, google, watch the movie, even the terrible remake. I am beginning to think we can hold off one of the
Implement socialdistancing where people would not be closer than 6 feet apart. There is several schools and events have also been canceled over the growing concerns about coronavirus and this includes Lake Shore Elementary School in San Francisco, the school will be closed for 2 weeks after 4 students and some family members reported having a respiratory illness. Now there arent any confirmed coronavirus cases linked to lakeshore any other school in the district. But theyre not taking any chances lakeshore is right next to Little High School which we know was closed for nearly a week after a students parent became infected with coronavirus the high school reopened yesterday. To keep new cases from entering our shores. We will be suspending all travel from europe to the United States for the next 30 days. Those will go into effect friday at midnight. And theres President Trump announcing the big travel ban and nobody can come up from the euro europe to us americans can that europeans ca
Conversation. Also on tonights episode, ronny chieng cancels christmas, how to kidnap yourself and congratulations, president trump, you made history. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with a story that took place in new york but had the whole country talking. Yesterday residents of the city were interrupted by an amber alert on their phones saying 16 year old had been kidnapped in the bronx. And although this was a scary story for awhile it turns out there was no actual kidnapping but what did happen was way more insane. What appeared to have been a violent kidnapping is over tonight. A teenage girl here in new york is safe after she was grabbed by two men and sparked an amber alert. But was it all a hoax. Two men jumped out of a car in the bronx, and grabbed the 16 year old as she walked down the sidewalk next to her mother. After a frantic day of searching the girl admitted she staged her own abduction, to run away from her family. She told detectives that her moth
[ car alarms blaring ] [ america the beautiful playing ] pc principal all right everyone, listen up. I dont know about you, but i, for one, am sick and tired of all the hate speech and microaggressions against our species. We have a new enemy out there an almost invisible foe that is so bigoted, so racially biased, they actually think we should all die. They are trying to attract our youth, using tactics that are underhanded and unfair. But no matter how hard they hit us, we cannot let them take from us our pc. And so, i have been asked to stay on as your principal. A lot of changes will happen in the coming months. The bottom line is that the only thing that distinguishes those who want to kill us from those who dont is that we have the burning desire for social justice. We are at war, but the only way to win this war is to be as understanding, nonbiased, and politically correct as possible. This is gonna be really hard. From comedy centralsworld news headquarters in new york, this is
Last appear before the special committee to talk about his report on collusion basically, hes allowed to answer questions about anything as long as we already know it or dont care about it, so the Justice Department has instructed Robert Mueller to quote, remain within boundaries. Is that necessary . He seems to me like, Robert Mueller is the guy who use the dividers in the Grocery Store checkout line even when theres nobody behind him. The president weighed in on this and wrote highly conflicted Robert Mueller should not be given another bite at the apple. In the end it will be bad for him and the phony democrats in congress who have done nothing but waste time on this ridiculous witchhunt. No obstruction, no collusion. If you type it in big letters it makes it true. So tomorrow the testimony begins at 8 30 a. M. Trump initially told reporters wouldnt watch any of it, then he said he might watch part of it, which means he will watch all of it. This is something that im surprised the p