Out jimnorton. Com for tour dates. Bridget will be on the road on her pound it tour. Check out tour dates at bridgeteverett. Net. Guys, were taking a break, so in the meantime, follow me nikkiglaser on instagram, glazeydays on snapchat, and listen to the not safe podcast. You guys get it. Heres your happy ending. Good night, pervs. [ cheers and applause ] kids, if you work hard in comedy, and you just persevere, you risk everything, you can wind up sleeping in the karaoke room of a strip club in vegas. Follow your dreams. [ cheers and applause ] trevor welcome bac welcome back to the coverage of the 2016 satirical games. Welcome roy wood, jr. What a game it has been. Weve seen world records, dreams made and hopes crushed. Who doesnt like watching the flicker go out in a young kids eyes. Jordan, whats that on your neck . Oh, this thing . laughter have you been doing the cupping therapy like the athletes . No, no. Last night my loneliness got the best of me and i had sex with a vacuum cl
Welcome to the nightly show. Oh, thank you. Have a seat. Larry larry larry i appreciate how long the one brother took to sit down. No, im finishing. Thanks, brother, i appreciate it. Okay, all right. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. So i have to bring this up before we start. At a hillary rally last night this is amazing there was an interesting person in the crowd. Whats the father of the man responsible for the orlando massacre doing at a Hillary Clinton rally . There he is tonight in kissimmee, just 30 minutes from the pulse nightclub. Clinton is good for united state versus donald trump. Larry oh, my god hes with her . laughter i mean, i know this election has been weird, but this is just horrible optics. I mean, even lenscrafters is like ouch. laughter in fact, i havent seen optics this bad since l. B. J. s inauguration when lees dad, greg Harvey Oswald was standing behind him. cheers and applause no, greg, you were not number one dad all right, we made a promise on
Okay, letso go to trevor noah as he competes in the 30minute mens freestyle hosting sprint. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor thank you so much welcome to the daily show im your host trevor noah. Tonights guests from the hit Comedy Central show another period, Nikolai Patrushe nick e and Natasha Leggero, everybody cheers and applause trevor i know for most people the news every day is about this used condom filled with orange gatorade. But while thats going on, another competition is happening thats much more important to the rest of the world. The olympics where athletess push themselves to the limits while the rest of us sit at home on the couch judging them. Oh, i wouldnt have land like that, yeah. Your foot should always be straight. laughter and theres good news for the u. S. America won the first gold medal of the games. Ginny thrasher a rising softmore won the first gold medal more shootin
Softmore won the first gold medal more shooting. Trevor an american teenager won the first gold medal for shooting. Usually the news that starts with teen shooter doesnt usually end that well. Although americans winning for shooting is a little on the nose, like canada winning the gold medal for politely holding the door open for you. A little too obvious. The magic comes at the most unexpected moments. Egypt and italy playing beach volleyball. I dont know if you can guess which country is which con. Its like theyre playing strip volleyball and italy is getting their ass kicked. It is good to see good images comes out of brazil and the olympics. The public has been expecting a bleep show in the olympics. They have not disappointed. Australias coach pulled his swimmers from the pool after the water turned soupy. Trevor im sorry, the water turned soupy . Soupy is never a good word for anything, even for soup laughter thats not something you ever want to hear. Hows the chicken noodle toda
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