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[cheering and applause] [cheering and applause] yes, all right! yes! let not your be troubled. It is friday so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest. She has witnessed more fights than a cashier at a waffle house , charlie! [cheering and applause] greg: if it seems like he is judging you, that s his job, comedian vince august! [cheering and applause] greg: her husband tried to convince her that talking is bad for the baby. New york times bestselling author, cat! [cheering and applause] greg: and you need sir edmund hillary to see if he has dandruff. New york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion, tyrus! [cheering and applause] all right all right, all right. Before we get to some news stories, let s do this. greg leftovers! greg: it is leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will by joe a pager from one of our jewish friends in tel aviv. [laughter] greg: terr
With Judge Jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, Greg Greg Gutfeld and Dana Perino. Its 5 00 in new York City, and this is a Special Edition of The Five. Happy Labor Day Weekend, everybody appeared we are celebrating with a lot of fun instore. We have some of our best moments from the past year on topics like Airplane Etiquette and the craziest stories from concerts. But first, we are taking your Fan Mail questions. Weve got one from facebook. Norinne c, whats scary to you, greg, the Bottom Of The Ocean or Outer Space . Greg what if they are the same thing . Jesse i never thought about that. Greg what at the oceans Outer Space. What if aliens are actually living in the ocean. We always assume they are coming from up there but where they live down there and what if they were so tiny that we can see them and they have a huge world underneath us. Jessica we did have this question in advance . Greg no, i decided to go for it. Jesse this is what comes to the tip of his tongue. That is scary. They
america s late news, fox news @ night. breaking tonight, the deadline has come and gone, but the razor wire is still up, and the standoff between the federal government and the state of texas is still underway. but texas and its governor, greg abbott, are no longer fighting alone. 25 republican governors are now on record supporting the lone star state, and the next step in this ongoing conflict along the border is very much unknown. bill melugin has spent years covering the border. he knows the why and why not better than anyone, and he is live with the very latest on this. bill, good evening. trace, good evening to you. the fed gave texas a deadline of today in shelby park and eagle pass, but as you mentioned, texas did not comply. they are doubling down with even more razor wire. despite a supreme court order that allows border patrol to cut and remove texas razor wire while the merits of the case are being litigated, border patrol hasn t cut anything yet. a seniors eb