wheel grinding you got a ticket or i miss my gas. Hear that . No, no, hes not after me. I checked and nobody was trailing me. Thats what you thought the last time. Yeah. One more ticket and theyll suspend my drivers license. police siren you know, betty, if he shows up you talk to him. Maybe you can think of a better excuse. Im gonna just. [betty] hey wait a minute. Come back here. What do you want me to do . Tell him my brother has a bad taste of jitter and im gonna take care of the ticket for you . Would you do that for me . [betty] what . I wouldnt want to lose my license. If dad finds out hell ground me and take the car away. [betty] thats your own fault. I cant save you. Yes, you can. What if you let him think you were driving . Me . Oh, no [bud] you just offered to help. You practically promised. I did no such thing. Yes, you did you said, tell me what to do. Okay, you can save my life. Bud, ive never have a traffic ticket. Well, so youll get off real easy. [betty] no just probab
And then he gave me a zero. laughter look honey, youre supposed to be oh honey, that tie stripes with a checkered jacket, really. You know, after were married, ill have to have better control of these things. What ill do is ill have full inspection every morning laughter before he leaves for the bank. Alright, george, you can put your eyes back in their sockets now. Look honey, youre supposed to meet professor hopkins oh my goodness, im supposed to meet professor hopkins before the Senior Council meeting. Why didnt you remind me . Watch my books for me, will you, sweetie . And you watch george for me, and dont let him look at any more blonds because ill be back. That dianes a kick. Yeah. Thats a nice outfit you got on. Oh, thank you. Believe it or not, i made it myself. Well, its a good color for ya. Oh, i think i like the thing you had on yesterday even better. Oh sure, i bet you dont even know what i wore. With the little, oh i dont know what you call it, kind of a sleeveless mackina
Look at my school record, im always second best. Second beset on the debating team, fourth best on the tennis team, played second lead in the operetta, ranked 11th best in the scholarship. Well id say thats actually an enviable record. Well its just not good enough for me. Im getting sick of being a jack of all nothing. An alsoran. Someday, somewhere, at some thing and i dont care what it is. Id like to be the best. Numbero uno, just once. And if i were you, i wouldnt go around mimicking a mediocre maude like me. phone rings hello . Yes she is. Whos calling . Just a minute. Its george caster. Oh him, tell him i just left. Im sorry she just left. Betty, im ashamed of you. Oh, i know why he called. To ask me for a date tomorrow night and i happen to know phone rings you see im even fourth choice on his list. Just a minute. Its your boyfriend, gordon. Oh, well him ill talk to. Hello gordy. No of course i havent forgotten this is our our evening together. Will your aunt be leaving the same
Id give anything to have her win that scholastic Achievement Award. Wouldnt that be a fine topper for four years of college . It would certainly make up for a few disappointments shes had. Like being nosed out for senior class president. Well, she cant win all the time. Besides, bettys had plenty of honors. Student council, associate editor of the annual. Shell finish in the first 10 in her class. No, shes not losing any sleep over this. loud noise [betty] help whats that . dramatic music [betty] help dramatic music help dramatic music [jim] betty dramatic music switches light on commotion and dramatic music hey, come on. [margaret] here. Here, here, youre alright. Come on laughs . [margaret] oh. Hey, hey, come on, here jim laughs . Youre getting too big to fall out of bed, come on. betty wakes up wake up. You alright . [margaret] what happened, dear . Oh, i had a nightmare. [margaret] oh. Oh, it was awful. I was just about to get the award, and, somebody beat me to it, and they pushed
loud noises singing gosh, whats that, a wreck . Its a wreck alright, the one e ank drives. Frank we were just talking about you. Buenos d as, seorita betty, its so nice to see you. greeting frank buenos d as seora, seor anderson. Ive come to tell you the great thing that happened to me. [betty] you got the rose garden job no, i no hear about that yet. But this is even greater [margaret] what is it frank, go ahead and tell us. Me, frank, i am going to meet the seor governor. The governor . The governor, you . S , they sent me the telegraph. I had it here. Oh, gracias unfolding paper read it out loud to make sure its what he say. My landlady, she read it to me, but she dont read much better than me. audience chuckles mr. Frank smith, this is, wait a minute. Is that your name, smith . It was ruiz de garc a mendoza. But nobody can spell it, so i take u. S. A. Name frank we know that, but, [frank] and everybody say, what is your last name . And i say, what is most popular u. S. A. Last name