An ambulance if you dont pipe down audience laughing [jim] how about you writing out the rough draft after all youre the one who is going to school, not me daddy, watch how far i can go without missing. Mother, mother. kathy keeps singing the rhyme over bud [bud] kathy dont you know its impolite to interrupt people when they are discussing . [margaret] kathy i told you, no ropejumping in the house. Yes, in comes the doctor. [margaret] kathy, did you hear me kathy and margaret drown each other out kathy, kathy your mother was talking to you, now take your rope outside. Ok, but i was hurting the house any. Fellow might as well be in jail audience laughing what has come over that child lately . She doesnt seem to hear anything we say to her no, and i can tell you why. Ive been meaning to discuss this with you, youre not raising that kid right. Oh . audience laughing well youve let her get away with murder. Now you just lost your grip on her. audience laughing i see. You have to be firm wi
U start on a trip with this last minute rush. Oh its always the same. I wouldnt know how to do it any other way. Wheres my tie clip . Oh here it is, dear. Whats the big rush, dad . Your train doesnt leave till 12. He has a whole stack of work to do before then. So dont start any projects that involve your father. Oh im not starting any projects. Ill be down in the den. If there are any phone calls for me, tell them i cant be reached. Whats that . Its an adding machine. Oh. What are you doing with an adding machine . T mean to rush you, but yeah ill go right down and start. Well you see, claude has this adding machine, and so i traded an old electric mower i had in the garage for it. Its a good machine, theres just some unimportant little thing wrong with it. It wont add. Bud, youre keeping your father from his work. Well this wont take any time at all. What i wanted to ask you, dad, was well, if you were gonna take one of these machines apart, to fix it, i mean, where would you do it .
Remember this. Its the stupid ones that have the most fun. Oh, right. Ive had enough trouble today without any of your funny jokes. [jim ill just throw those in for free. Theres the mail. Doesnt anyone bring in the mail anymore . Who has the time . By the time ive finished the dishes and picked up after all of you, and repaired the vacuum cleaner which broke again today incidentally. Oh, oh, no. Whats so funny . [margaret] well, isnt this a laugh . In fact, its the first laugh ive had all day. Whats the big laugh . Hi, father. Hello, princess. Listen. Dear margaret, as you know the longawaited moment has arrived for us to plunge into the building of our cherished project, the half Million Dollar childrens clinic. Oh, so your Womens League finally got the money together to build a clinic, huh . [margaret] finally. Good. Our Building Committee met this afternoon and this is to inform you, margaret, that you have been selected as general chairman of the building program. General chairman
A dollar a share, that cheap . Yeah, its a brand new company, the price hasnt had a chance to go up, yet. What company is it . Blue hill copper corporation. Now this guy burdick, hes the president and he told me that as soon as they get the mine started, in about a week the price is going to skyrocket. Now, theyre trying to keep the whole thing a secret, but blue Hill Corporation owns a whole mountain of copper ore. So, when they get going its going to be the biggest Copper Mining company in the whole world wow. So, you can see why i need the fifty bucks. Say, what about the fifty for the stuff . Oh, ive changed my mind. Why . Im gonna buy some of that stock. audience laughs eddie, eddie, we made a deal, you cant back out now why cant i, i didnt sign anything. Youll never get a chance like this again. Ill survive. No, wait eddie you oughta change your mind. All this stuff for only 50. Its going, going, going. Im gone audience laughs ill throw in my fishing rod, my record player. [marga
Id give anything to have her win that scholastic Achievement Award. Wouldnt that be a fine topper for four years of college . It would certainly make up for a few disappointments shes had. Like being nosed out for senior class president. Well, she cant win all the time. Besides, bettys had plenty of honors. Student council, associate editor of the annual. Shell finish in the first 10 in her class. No, shes not losing any sleep over this. loud noise [betty] help whats that . dramatic music [betty] help dramatic music help dramatic music [jim] betty dramatic music switches light on commotion and dramatic music hey, come on. [margaret] here. Here, here, youre alright. Come on laughs . [margaret] oh. Hey, hey, come on, here jim laughs . Youre getting too big to fall out of bed, come on. betty wakes up wake up. You alright . [margaret] what happened, dear . Oh, i had a nightmare. [margaret] oh. Oh, it was awful. I was just about to get the award, and, somebody beat me to it, and they pushed