Your friends. This holiday season. And they recently sent out the radio legend elvis durand. Take a look. I have missed you, ive missed you too. You help me come up with my dry cleaning. Everyone needs a drag queen. And thats why came in with tequila mockingbird and i looked it up and there is a banta dealer marketing turn but there is no drag queen. And before less a hundred and 40 pounds i wish aleta buffet. [laughter] who was lucy stool . Lucy still you dont hang out with her. [laughter] just dont sit in the same chair. Too much but he. I love you, when you talk about you first started out in texas and literally envelopes of cocaine would show up from independent promoters to play records, and thats how radio was. Will that was the 80s. Im 55 years old. You look fantastic by the way. Thank you nice plastic surgeon. It was a different time, cocaine was here and there, i never bought any of it i did a lot. It was just so it was. But thats what they did, we can joke about it when i got
I wouldnt we were evil. Con women, you could say that. Im a businesswoman. I was just in the wrong business. These women would call themselves entrepreneurs. The police, they would call them criminals. Men would wake up the next morning and discover that not only did they spend more than they thought they didnt remember what they were spending it on. I told her, youre nothing but a thief. I told her youre nothing but a swindler. Theyre survivors. Were all hustling. What makes a good hustler . I cant give up all my secrets. New york has always been a city of dreams. Its more than dreams, its fantasies. It attracts people who have made it or people who want to make it. Every time i come to manhattan, i fit in. This is where i belong. The energy, the fast pace, the hustle. Rosie was from rockland county. She was smart. She was quick. When she was growing up she used to buy candy and bring it to school and sell it for a profit. My childhood was a little rough. My mom was working two or thr
Themselves int themselv themselves the cops wouldnt. The men dont even remember what they were spending their money on. I told her, youre nothing but a thief. Nothing but a swindler. Theyre survivors. Were all hustling. What makes a good hustler . I cant give up my secrets. New york has always been a city of dreams. Its more than dreams, its fantasies. It attracts people who have made it or people who want to make it. Every time i come to manhattan, i fit in. This is where i belong. The energy, the fast pace, the hustle. Rosie was from rockland county. She was smart. She was quick. When she was growing up she used to buy candy and bring it to school and sell it for a profit. My childhood was a little rough. My mom was working two or three jobs and my father was kind of absent. I was always the black sheep of the family. She dropped out of school and became a waitress at 17 years old. And thats when i started hustling, cause, you know, you work off of tips. You know, the harder you work
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So i know, boris. I like him. Ive liked him for a long time. You know hes the bad guy, right . Yes. laughter please, sir, i want some more. Absolutely no. laughter mr. President mr. President mr. President , what do you think about calls for your impeachment . I would say, yeah, i would think that it will happen, and it probably should happen. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, london calling. Plus, stephen welcomes adam scott, and musical guest, spiritualized. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooooo stephen wooooo thanks everybody. Welcome. Welcome, one and all, ladies and gentlemen, and children of all ages. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. For yet cheers and applause it is a good feeling, a good feeling today, because for yet another day, america was 239 pounds smarter because President Trump is still in england. Take that, yo