I love you, baby murray. I love you. [crying] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah. Thank you, everybody thank you tonights guest, the president of planned parenthood, Cecile Richards is here, everybody cheers and applause but first, big news out of china. A major scientific breakthrough reported globally tonight for the first time scientists in china have cloned two healthy monkeys. These two female monkeys are seven and eight weeks old and represent the next big step in cloning. This is the first time primates have been cloned. The chinese Scientists Say they have no intention of cloning humans. Trevor really . laughter making duplicate monkeys . Thats how committed china is to producing cheap knockoffs . laughter theyre infringing on gods copyright . Really . laughter by the way, i love how the Scientists Say the
Yes. Im intrigued. At a starbucks or something. One person with a clipboard and one person looking hopeful. It reminded me of the best answer to the question we all get at the end of the interview, right . The interviewer says to you, so, do you have any questions for me . And you cant say no because then you look uninformed. You dont look curious. So the head of facebooks Hr Department asks this of Cheryl Sandberg of facebook. What is your biggest challenge and how can i help you fix it . Wow. Thats a good one. Yes, it is. Have you ever faced that sort of a question. Any awkward questions . I know it has been a long time since youve had a job interview. Ive been here for a while. Lean forward and look them in the eye. Right. It is so important. The physical presentation of im eager and im here and i have researched your company. Im the person that you want. Thats what you want them to walk away from the job. Have you ever asked for the job. Incompetent hope you hire me. No. That was a
Looks, different personalities. What attention and well explain. All right, plus an eagles fan, she goes to rutrs loves the eagles. What doctor oz say when you come out of the, what do they call that . Anesthesia. Anesthesia after getting wisdom teeth pulled . You kind of think funny thoughts and you say funny things. And youre confused. Yes. Like a tooth super bowl . No. Can i go . Im sure theyll know that you have to watch this whole piece of tape. She thought she missed the super bowl. Oh, my gosh, i would be upset, too. It is fun toy see her face. Hey, we got to spends some time in glassboro, the home of cory clem glenn having pep rally really cheering our guy on. At his high school . Reporter good morning, guys, live from glassboro high school. This is where Corey Clement went to school, right . cheers . Theyre having a pep rally. Wow. cheers . Wow, thats very loud. Wow. Theyre excited. Theyre pumped. Thats really the entire Delaware Valley like pulsatin pulsating, clock goes to z
The 10year treasury yield hitting fouryear high on the news. Now a 2. 80 , yeah, things are getting interested. This is ahead of jobs report due in two and a half hours, economists are looking for 180,000 jobs added to the economy in the month of january with Unemployment Rate holding steady. It was Technology Trifecta on wall street last night. Apple topped expectations, iphone sales were down, short of expectations, a different story for amazon, the Company Posted the largest profit in history. Take a look on the premarket. More on those numbers coming up this morning. Overall markets had a mixed performance. Worst week since september 2015. S p. Take a look at indices this morning, down across the board. 23 points lower, cac quarante down 1 and a quarter percent as dax index in germany. In asia markets were mostly lower with the exception of china, shanghai composite up 1 and a half of 1 . Bitcoin taking a tumble, lost half of its value in just the last six weeks, look at that, 8,14
A session but pressure mounts from neighboring countries angered by the non binding referendum. Catalonia remains defiant on holding sundays independence referendum despite moves against it by spain which has declared the poll illegal. Over three quarters of a million cases of cholera and more than two thousand dead in yemen as a British Aid Agency declares the countrys outbreak as the worst ever on record. And a london bus to a taking in the sights of alleged nigerian Money Laundering property deal. Iraqs government is increasing pressure on Kurdish Regional leaders following mondays a session referendum official results say ninety two percent of those who voted said yes to say. Iraqs Central Government says the vote was Illegal Parliament has called on Prime Minister body to deploy troops to disputed areas including the oil rich city of kirkuk that area is managed by Kurdish Military units but officially governed by baghdad a body says the kurdish leadership must relinquish control o