I know some of you are saying i plagiarized that entrance, but i want you to know that entrance represented my personal feelings and experiences of being in cleveland. Welcome to night one of the daily shows Republican National convention, people im trevor noah, your host we made it in cleveland and hopefully well make it out alive. We thought this convention would be chaos and havent been disappointed. Where do we start . In the first few hours, hundreds of Convention Delegates tried to boycott. Wrong try better. The police came out and said they dont feel safe. Maybe because this is going on. I never understand the camouflage. If youre trying to blend, in maybe start by losing the enormous assault rifles, people applause last night the republicans put on a threehour prime time show called foreigners are coming to kill you. Other than that, everything is great in cleveland and im not the only one who feels this way because im joined by the best bleep news team in town covering the con
Today he wears the partys banner. Presumptive nominee. After winning indiana, donald trump will be the republican nominee for president. American politics has just entered a whole new world. Just like the one aladdin and jasmine sang about, exceptexcept they cant come cause theyre muslim. [laughter] how did donald trump go from being the guy who fakefired people on tv to the orangetinted terror . You know, how the [bleep] did we get here . Its the subject of our new segment, how the [bleep] we got here. [fastpaced music] 2016 was hillarys presidency to lose, and it looks likes thats exactly what shes doing. For the first time ever, donald trump takes the lead over Hillary Clinton in the National Polling average. It is close though. 43. 4 to 43. 2 . [yelling] how the [bleep] did we get here . How are you stuck with two choices . This is the same country with 17 different types of cornflakes. The republican president ial debate in las vegas, and as soon as all the candidates walked out o
Im really glad im here because we had an earthquake this morning. Did you feel that . At 1 00 this morning, the earth started shaking, the biggest one since 2012. It lasted about ten seconds. Fortunately for me, i sleep in added support lululemon. Did you feel it, guillermo . No, i didnt, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy thankfully most everyone in Southern California knows exactly what to do in the event of an earthquake. Soon as you feel any kind of movement, grab your phone and start tweeting about it, immediately. Do not wait until your family is safe. Make sure you are the first one to type omg, because there can only be one first. I dont like earthquakes. Im going to tell you something. And when im Vice President , im going to put a stop to them. [ cheers and applause ] they will not happen anymore. Earlier tonight on our network, abc, the warriors versus the cavaliers, game four of the nba finals, this is the 66th Straight Year the finals have gone to a game four. Its amazing, really.
How many out of towners do we have in our audience . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were hoping to get the olympics here, the summer olympics in 2024. Even though thats eight years ago i think were already better prepared than rio is for the olympics that start on august 5th. Theyre not earning a gold medal for preparation so far. In fact, the governor yesterday the governor of rio said the olympics there could be a big failure. Besides the zika virus, which is enough onnist own, the train system there, its not scheduled to be completed until four days before the games begin. And this is what people saw as they arrived at the airport in rio yesterday. Welcome to hell. Police and firefighters dont get paid, whoever comes to rio will not be safe. Well, as far as signs go, that is literally a bad sign. [ laughter ] meanwhile, former olympic Gold Medalist caitlyn jenner, not not only is kaitlin the first transgender to be on the cover of si, also the first sequinned person on the cover. Lif
Musical guest margo price. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove this is show 500 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] do the whole show do the whole show just like that. Thats good. Dont even focus it. Dont even focus it. [ cheers and applause ] i want to get unfocused. [ cheers and applause ] 500. Hey, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] 500, can you believe that . Guys welcome to the tonight show, im your host jimmy fallon. Heres what people are talking about. Of course it is donald trump. Everyones talking about donald trump. [ light laughter ] he is rumored to have selected indiana governor mike pence as his running mate. Yeah, according to the new york times, pence is someone who is unlikely to embarrass trump. [ laughter ] this raises the question, is there anything that can embarrass trump . I dont know. [ cheers and applause ] what could possibly [ applause ] if youre not familiar with governo