Musical guest margo price. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove this is show 500 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] do the whole show do the whole show just like that. Thats good. Dont even focus it. Dont even focus it. [ cheers and applause ] i want to get unfocused. [ cheers and applause ] 500. Hey, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] 500, can you believe that . Guys welcome to the tonight show, im your host jimmy fallon. Heres what people are talking about. Of course it is donald trump. Everyones talking about donald trump. [ light laughter ] he is rumored to have selected indiana governor mike pence as his running mate. Yeah, according to the new york times, pence is someone who is unlikely to embarrass trump. [ laughter ] this raises the question, is there anything that can embarrass trump . I dont know. [ cheers and applause ] what could possibly [ applause ] if youre not familiar with governor pence, here he is right here. Yeah. [ light laughter ] you might remember governor pence from his previous role, disapproving dad in every sports movie. [ laughter ] you want to be happy, or you want to do great . Now get out there. [ applause ] trump is expected to officially announce his running mate at an event tomorrow. And all week reports said it was down to three finalists. They were mike pence, of course, chris christie, or those two candidates combined, newt gingrich. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and get this, i saw that former quarterback tim tebow is scheduled to speak at next weeks republican convention. Trump was even gonna have tebow throw his signature hats into the crowd, but he wasnt sure theyd make it. [ audience oohs ] its on the instant replay. Steve oh oh hey hi hey ho jimmy i should talk. [ laughter ] i saw that Hillary Clinton spoke to her donors at a a special performance of hamilton this week and said that she has seen the show three times. Then she got back to saying how she can relate to everyday working class americans. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you owe it to yourself to see it, only 3,000 each. Other big news this week is that hillary was finally endorsed by Bernie Sanders, which ended his campaign for the democratic nomination. Of course, once he was out of the race, he officially lost his secret service protection. Sanders says he wont miss the extra security, while the agents say they wont miss waking up at 5 00 a. M. To walk around a mall. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the eagle just passed orange julius. [ laughter ] the eagles heading into Yankee Candle company right now. [ laughter ] hes smelling a candle. It smells like butternut [ laughter ] butternut squash. Steve buttermilk . Jimmy buttermilk. No, butternut squash. Steve oh, okay. [ laughter ] yeah, he smells like buttermilk. Jimmy what are the scents . Theres always scents like ice cream sundae or something. Steve yeah, yeah. Theres buttermilk, vinegar. [ laughter ] steel wool. Wood. Jimmy yeah. Steel wool. [ laughter ] thats not a fla [ sniffing ] this is interesting here, new documents reveal that when Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear, the woman he sent it to was a cleaner, not a prostitute as previously thought. You know, because otherwise it would have been weird. [ laughter and applause ] guys, we are just a few weeks from the start of the summer olympics in rio de janeiro. [ cheers and applause ] listen to this, the mayor of rio is trying to get pokemon go in the city yeah jimmy ahead of the summer games. [ light laughter ] so now you can go to rio and catch two things. [ laughter ] there you go. We have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello, gentlemen. Thank you very much, roots, thank you very much. Guys, thank you very much for watching. Its 500 shows today. [ cheers and applause ] well, we couldnt do it without the roots right there from philadelphia. We love the roots. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] Steve Higgins right there. Give it up for Steve Higgins. Hes fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] all the cameramen are great, control room, all our writers and producers. Dave diomedi who got nominated for an emmy award today [ cheers and applause ] jd jd got nominated for an emmy. Steve diggity dee. Jimmy and our show as well. Yeah. Hes fantastic. But really, we couldnt do it without you guys watching at home and paying attention to our show, and its just so much fun for us and were very lucky to have the show so thank you very, very much. Hopefully well do another 20,000 shows. [ cheers and applause ] its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead tomorrow night. Our pal blake lively will be here. [ cheers and applause ] plus, rachel maddow. Also music from good charlotte. [ cheers and applause ] see what benji and joel are up to. And thank you notes. Thats tomorrow. You dont want to miss that. Thats fun. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. Hes one of the hardest working guys around. Hes hosting the 100,000 pyramid and hes in the new ice age movie. Michael strahan is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] hes a good dude. Steve hes a fun dude. Jimmy hes fun. Im going to challenge michael to a game of face breakers later in the show. This is where we throw footballs. Steve hows your arm . Jimmy my arms a little sore. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy im the wor i cant. Im not good at throwing a a football. Steve no. Youre not. Jimmy im not. No. Steve youre good at many things. Jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] that seemed ingenuine. [ laughter and applause ] seemed ingenuine as you say it. Steve no. Not that was totally genuine. You are good at many things. [ laughter ] jimmy throwing a a football steve 500 shows, man, right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well see how i do against against my pal, strahan. Plus, from the new woody allen movie cafe society, oh, i love her so much. Shes beautiful, shes talented. The lovely parker posey is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] parker posey. And we got great music from margo price, you guys, oh, man oh man. [ cheers and applause ] margo price. Midwest farmers daughter. This is like throwback country. Its fantastic. I dont know if you saw her on saturday night live, she was great on that. But heres four years of chances. I gave you four years of chances just trying to be your wife jimmy almost sounds discoy a little bit. Like [ light laughter ] no . Oh, forget it. Too late now. Not worth it. Steve oh come on jimmy not worth it. Steve come on get out there [ cheers and applause ] jimmy forget it. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whos that steve strutting his stuff on the stage right now, jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy margo price. [ cheers and applause ] margo price knows how to throw it down. Yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy going to be fun tonight. You guys. You guys its time for tonight show Hashtags Hashtags hashtags [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you guys on twitter . [ cheers and applause ] well, its fun. We use twitter on the show every single week. So if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So since Bernie Sanders finally endorsed Hillary Clinton this week as the democratic nominee, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called had to do it. [ light laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out a a funny, weird, or embarrassing story about something you just had to do. You just steve you had to do it. Jimmy they just had to do it. Yeah. We got thousands of tweets. Within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u. S. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for those tweets. Now i thought id share some of my favorite hadtodoit tweets from you guys. This first is from fakecoatsy. He said, i had to pick up my sick kid from school the day after halloween, hung over and still dressed as tom selleck. [ laughter ] had to do it. Steve had to do it. Jimmy this is from ihatetherefs. [ light laughter ] steve wow. Strong opinion. Jimmy i know. He says, i watched a woman spend 15 minutes deciding on what mop to get and when she picked out one i said, oh, i wouldnt get that one. [ laughter and applause ] he had to do it. Steve yeah, he had to do it. He had no choice. Jimmy 15 minutes picking out a mop. Theres a lot of different mops you can get. Steve what was he doing 15 minutes watching her . [ laughter ] jimmy he had to do it, right . Steve yeah, he had to do it. Jimmy i guess not. Steve got be paying. Jimmy creepy dude. Yeah. Steve nice mop. [ laughter ] i wouldnt choose that one. [ laughter ] jimmy get out of here, you perv steve get out of here. Block you from our store. Jimmy this one is from steve and put a shirt on. [ laughter ] jimmy i do have a shirt on. Its just on my legs. Steve oh, my god. [ laughter ] jimmy this one is from littlerose345. She says, my mom wont buy character mac cheese so she bought regular mac cheese and said that they were spongebobs elbow. [ laughter ] thats funny. Thats smart. Steve smart thinking. Jimmy thats clever. [ applause ] this ones from alucillew. She says, dominos worker asked if i had any specific requests so i asked her to send a hot delivery guy. She whispered, theyre all ugly. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] was just joking. Steve never mind. Papa johns. Jimmy this ones from rosarita1. She says, i had two ice cream bars left and three kids, so i ate both ice cream bars. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy thats great. Steve come on. Jimmy rosarita. Steve rosarita won you know what, she did win. Jimmy thats shes genius. Steve rosarita won. Jimmy yeah, she won. Steve what can i have, fighti or pleasure . Jimmy thats this one is from whenhenhen. [ light laughter ] steve ooh. Jimmy though i was just having a stroke there. [ laughter ] this is one from whenhenhenhenhenhen. [ clucking ] she says, watched titanic with my kids and when jack died i told them, thats what happens if you dont share. [ laughter ] okay, well thats interesting. She got a point. [ applause ] steve hey, shes got a a point. She didnt share that big old door. Jimmy thats right. Steve and he drowned to death. [ laughter ] my jewel oh, wait, what did i do with that . Jimmy i dropped my jewel into the sea. Steve mrs. Sandler, please. Jimmy we had you found it, finally. [ laughter ] i thank you very much. [ laughter ] this is from kingedhill. He says, once i had to call my bank to reset my password. I had to tell the lady the answer to my security question was, my bank sucks. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Ouch. Jimmy thats busted, right . Steve oh, hardcore. Jimmy think youre being clever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve trying to be funny. Jimmy this last one has a a picture attached to it. Its from tutusintrouble. She says, was wondering what my daughter might look like with eyebrows. I think i might have gone overboard. Aww. Still a cute baby. [ applause ] cute baby. There you have it, those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with Michael Strahan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] take on any road with intuitive allwheel drive. The nissan rogue, murano and pathfinder. Now get 0 apr for up to 72 months, plus 500 bonus cash. Brewmaster. Risktaker. I sold everything i had to own a brewery. You might have heard its name. Stella artois be legacy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight is a nfl hall of famer and an Emmy Award Winning tv host who lends his voice to the new animated movie ice age collision course, which is in theaters july 22nd. He also hosts the 100,000 pyramid, airing sundays at 9 00 p. M. On abc. Everyone please welcome Michael Strahan [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Michael Strahan oh its always good to see you buddy. Hello everybody. Jimmy looking good, looking good. Oh, its good to see you. Every time i come here, it gets better. I gotta say it really does. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy does that mean it was bad the first time . [ light laughter ] no, its been great every time. These guys are the best. They give me a hard time, but theyre the best. Jimmy yeah, yeah. You cant beat the roots. They really are. [ applause ] jimmy we love you. It gets better. Jimmy how are you enjoying your summer . You got to actually have a a summer. Did you i got away from i got, you know, got a little break and [ laughter ] ive been loving it. I havent had a break in over 20 years. Jimmy is that right . Footballs not a break you know, and since i quit ive had more jobs than ive ever imagined, so i had a chance, i took the kids to london like last week. Jimmy oh really . Right when brexit happened, like two days after, which was great because the pound was down, the trip was cheaper so [ laughter ] jimmy thats good. Right on the money. Did you go on vacation like that as a kid. Did you grow up doing that . You know, the thing i remember as a kid, my dad and i used to go fishing. I grew up in germany so we had a camper. [ person cheering ] yeah, one german here, hey [ laughter ] jimmy thats the way we do it. We only allow one german per night. [ laughter ] hes gonna have to leave i got a Little German in me now. [ laughter ] jimmy theres only room for one but i grew up in germany, so we would go to spain every year. We had a camper. Wed get in the camper we would jimmy like an rv . Like a rv jimmy im obsessed with rvs. One year we almost missed a a trip. We almost missed the trip because the rv caught on fire. Jimmy see, this is what im talking about. It was like movie. Jimmy heres the thing, did you know it was on fire . Once it went up in flames, yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont know because ive never done an rv thing, but as soon as im driving i would not know if my living room was on fire. My dad was prepping it. He was prepping it for the trip. And were driving home, gonna leave in a little while, like a a few days later and im like, dad i smell gas. Hes like, well check it when we get home. Well we got home and when he went to make like a kturn to get the truck to park, it just shut off and all we hear is poof, and whole thing goes up. So i run home, mama, call the Fire Department and then when i came out of the house im running back, and i see just a ball of flame. I dont see my father. And it was like a movie. Im like, dad [ laughter ] and then hes standing over to the side just letting it burn, theres nothing he could do. [ laughter ] jimmy hes like, go in there mike, i forgot my wallet in there. Why dont you go check see if i left it in there. [ laughter ] your kids, are they gonna see the ice age movie . Yeah, they saw it. Jimmy they did . Yeah, we went to a screening of it and it was great, and i play teddy the hunky bunny jimmy i mean come on, lets look at teddy the hunky bunny, here you go. Look at that. Yep. Jimmy come on. [ cheers ] that is a hunky bunny. [ cheers ] teddy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy teddy the hunky bunny. The hunky bunny. Ice age collision course, this is have you done voiceovers before . Ive never done it. It was great. You get in this booth by yourself. They give this rail right in front of you, because a lot of times you got to make noise and you dont, you know its like i you cant do that so you just grab the rail to like get your energy and [ light laughter ] jimmy what . I couldve been grabbing Something Else other than the rail. [ laughter ] jimmy no, yeah, yeah, no you still could be i dont know. What would you say the hardest thing to do what it really needs jimmy were you in a box . Grunting. [ grunting noises ] jimmy are we still talking about ice age. [ laughter ] what the heck is going on . No, no, no, dont play that music. We cant no. Its a kids movie, man. Jimmy no, no i didnt know what we were talking about. Youre grabbing youre doing your lines and one of the hardest things to do is to grunt. [ grunting sound ] jimmy no, no i understand that but why is the hunky bunny [ light laughter ] whys he grunting because at one point, the Perfect World becomes not so perfect, and this bunny is old. Jimmy oh. But because the world is perfect he does not age, so at some point that gets disrupted and then he all of sudden turns to an old bunny and you have to grunt as you are changing. You know what i mean . Jimmy oh, okay. Like putting on your pants. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. [ light laughter ] you have no idea what im talking about. Jimmy no, i do that but i dont go like im not like james brown when im putting my pants on. [ laughter ] yes, im putting pants on. [ grunts ] [ cheers ] gotta put my pants on. Gotta get my pants on. [ grunts ] gotta put my pants on. [ cheers and applause ] that is kind of how i do it. That is how i do it. I want to show everyone a clip of ice age collision course. Here is the voice of Michael Strahan. Take a look at this. No grunting. Granny. Granny. Granny. Granny. Is she okay . Im not sure. Unhand my granny. You do and you dont get a a tip. Making this beautiful sloth happy, is all the payment i need. You see . Hunky bunny gets it. Granny. Did not see that coming. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hunky bunny. Hunky bunny. Jimmy i love hunky bunny. Come on. Now, did you hear some of the grunts . Jimmy i heard some of the most realistic grunts. You heard the realistic grunts. Jimmy that was fantastic grunting. Good job on that. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy yeah. And also, great job on 100,000 pyramid. A lot of fun. Jimmy really i mean, how fun is that . And its like, it was number one show, and congratulations on that. Thank you. Its a lot of fun. Everybodys come on and played is like, we want to come back and do it again. Because they get competitive. Jimmy yeah. If you dont make it to that winners circle, youre feeling like, hey man, i know im smarter than that person. I should make it. And youre invited to come and play any time you want. I think youd be great. Jimmy i mean, im very competitive. [ cheers and applause ] that would be fantastic. Thank you. Yeah, i think itd be great. Ill do it. In fact, im very competitive. I love to play games. Id like to challenge you to a a game called face breakers. Well, you know what . Every last time i came here eve hewson. Jimmy yeah. You guys beat Tony Gonzalez and i at the air hockey. Jimmy yeah. Every time i bump into her she goes, you remember me . [ laughter ] jimmy like this. Im like, get out of my face there, girl. [ laughter ] so im here to play. Im not losing tonight. Jimmy you ready for some revenge . Im not losing tonight. Jimmy stick around, everybody. Michael strahan and i are playing a game of face breakers when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] im free to do what i want and have a good time. The ford freedom sales event is on and zero for 72 is back on 2016 ford focus, fusion and escape. Plus specially tagged vehicles get an extra 1000 smart bonus. That means freedom from interest. And freedom to choose. With ford, americas best selling brand. Im free, baby now get 0 financing for 72 months. Plus, specially tagged vehicles get a 1000 smart bonus. 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Tell your doctor if youve been to areas where certain fungal infections are common, and if youve had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flulike symptoms or sores. Dont start humira if you have an infection. Want more proof . Ask your rheumatologist about humira. Humira. Whats your body of proof . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Im here with Michael Strahan everybody [ cheers and applause ] he and i are getting ready to go head to head or face to face in a game of face breakers. Yes. Jimmy were gonna take turns throwing footballs at that wall of glass with our faces on it. Thats my face, and thats michaels face. Now why am i so happy . [ laughter ] jimmy when we when we hear this air horn [ horn ] thank you. The air horn guy, little late on his cue, its all right. [ light laughter ] that means that the speed round is happening. Were going to throw as many footballs as we possibly can. First person to break all of their opponents faces wins. Theres also a surprise in store for the loser of tonights game. [ light laughter ] michael, you ready to start . Playing the game of face breakers . Im ready. Im ready. Jimmy all right, youre my guest. You go first, please. All right. Jimmy good luck. [ glass breaks ] [ cheers and applause ] confidence builder right there. [ laughter ] are you gonna throw every one like that . [ laughter ] maybe you should come up here. Jimmy oh my gosh. Really. I really . [ glass breaks ] [ laughter ] come on jim [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i made a mad face in that one. That right there is what you call self hate. [ laughter ] jimmy i wont hit myself. Oh [ audience ohs ] this speed rounds coming up. Jimmy here we go. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers ] [ cheers ] [ cheers ] i like this game [ cheers ] all right, ill help you out. To be fair jimmy yeah. Ill break myself. Jimmy all right, ready . Here we go, its down to what . Well, what do we got . What are the standings . [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no, that came from the crowd. Who did that . [ laughter ] dont do that. Thats cheating. Thats not cool. Thats not cool, man. I this is bad. Jimmy this is really bad. Yeah. Jimmy well, because you played football. [ laughter ] but i hit the guys who threw it. I didnt throw it. Jimmy the rules are different in this game. Okay, here we go. Lets see if you can do it. [ drum roll ] [ glass breaks ] [ audience ohs ] [ cheers ] yeah you realize its over. [ laughter ] after watching you throw it, you need a hug. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i was joking the whole time. Heres how i really throw. Ready . Heres how i really throw. [ drum roll ] [ laughter ] oh. Jimmy this is the champ, right here. Michael strahan. [ cheers and applause ] well played. Jimmy as i said before, theres a surprise for the loser, and this is a a bummer, because i know what the surprise is. [ light laughter ] lets see it right here. This is the surprise right here. Better you than me, thats all im gonna say. Jimmy this is the tonight show reverse dunk tank. The winner will throw a ball at that target, which is connected to that massive balloon right above the losers head. I lost, so im going to get inside the reverse dunk tank. [ audience aws ] well, i would volunteer, but im not going to. [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, good to see you again, michael. Good to see you, man. Have fun, buddy. Jimmy best of luck on the new show, and the movie sounds fun too. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy i mean, unless the crowd wants you to be in there. I dont know. [ cheers and applause ] dont fall for the oldest trick in the book. [ laughter ] jimmy where do i get in . Can i get into anything . Is there any windows here . Is this my spot right here . Jimmy yeah. Ready . Jimmy just be nice, you can take your time. Yeah. Thats a nice suit. [ drum roll ] [ audience ohs ] jimmy thats right. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a talented, talented actress who you can see alongside Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg in the new woody allen movie cafe society, which opens in select theaters tomorrow and everywhere july 29th. You can also see her in the latest Christopher Guest comedy called mascots, which will premiere on netflix later this year. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome parker posey [ cheers and applause ] thank you thank you. Jimmy the one own only. Come on, you are so cool. Congratulations, jimmy, on 500 shows. Jimmy who else would wears balloons . I love you, come on. I know, you should have seen me walking down the street. Jimmy oh my gosh. I just missed the rain. Jimmy you didnt take a a cab i didnt, i walked all the way down from the west. Jimmy you floated here. I floated here. Jimmy perfect, yeah. I ran, and then, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you very much. Ill make a wish. Congratulations. We have a jimmy we have the whole thing hi, questlove, how are you . Questlove how you doing . Jimmy oh yeah, thats questlove, right there. You guys are familiar. You guys know each other . You guys are friends . Yes, on sunday night, thank you so much, i finally went to eleven madison and because questlove and Amber Tamblyn and david crosby throw this White Elephant party, do you know what that is . Jimmy wait, i do know White Elephant and you have to bring a a special gift thats really like, no one else would think of it, and, like, the first time i went two years ago, i brought a Mushroom Soup and jimmy is it a pot luck . A pot luck . Questlove no, literally Mushroom Soup. No, i brought Mushroom Soup [ laughter ] jimmy wait a second, but this is a thing where you Exchange Gifts . Yeah you Exchange Gifts, and questlove, tell them the gifts that you brought, cut the cake. Tell them the gifts that you brought at the White Elephant. You dont remember . Hamilton tickets, a drone, camera. Some like thing you hook up to an iphone that projects a movie on the wall, like things that people would jimmy its no Mushroom Soup. I mean thats the [ laughter ] in like a like tupperware . No. In a nice pot and homemade, i love cooking, and i love Mushroom Soup, but the twist was, is it psychedelic or not . [ laughter ] so, i was like, maybe jimmy like should be mushrooms . Maybe theres psychedelic mushrooms in here, maybe not. Jimmy you might be giving them drugs. Yeah, we dont know. We dont know what it is. Yeah we dont know. Jimmy until you eat the soup. So the guy that won it last year, he came up to me, and he said, that Mushroom Soup, man, i had the craziest trip. Now, i didnt put psychedelic mushrooms in the soup. [ laughter ] jimmy but you made him think that. He was like, it was amazing. Jimmy did you like eleven madison. Ive been there before. That place is the best. It was delicious. But what i wanted at the party, and i actually got it, it was a a giant carrot body pillow. [ laughter ] jimmy this is getting weirder. I have a picture of you actually hugging it. Oh, look, theres a photo right there. Jimmy questlove wearing the giant body pillow. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you own this . Quetlove i forgot about that body pillow. You forgot about it . Questlove someone took it from me. I wanted that you got it at one point. You took that from me. Questlove i had, and then someone thats the only thing i wanted, and when i saw it, i was like, i want that carrot, you know. [ laughter ] and because it just seemed to encapsulate the year, and, just like, all the things you want, and, like oh, just chasing the daily the carrot. And im like, im going to jump on that right now, and i hugged it, and someone was, like, you shouldnt show jimmy and heres a picture of you hugging the carrot. Yeah, there i am. [ laughter ] jimmy you really did want this. You know, someone was, like, you cant show everyone that you want it. I was, like, i dont care. And you know. People, like, six or seven people got it from me, and in the final ten seconds, you know, i got the carrot. My friend, rob roth, starving artist, got the amazing dinner at eleven madison. Jimmy how great are those guys . Yeah, thats like a whole other form. Jimmy theyre magicians. Yeah, yeah, you go in jimmy daniel humm, yeah, they are geniuses. Yeah theyre kind of magicians. Jimmy its almost like a a show, like a magic show. Not just food. They do things, smoke comes out of stuff, and its the best food. Yeah. Jimmy but the experience is, like, you cant even, right . I dont think youll ever, never forget that. No, no. I went there, and i made a a joke. I was, like, oh, can i have a a megaphone and order whatever i want . You know it was give me the wig, where is everything . And they brought out a a megaphone. They made, like, a cone that could have been a hat. It was so beautiful and artistic. Yeah. Jimmy theyll do stuff like that. Yeah. I had this idea for a movie or a show thats like, a dinner theater show called black Light Dinner Party, where, like well, we dont have time to go in to it now, and i actually want to pitch it to youtube, and jimmy black Light Dinner Party . Yeah. The last one is like alien night, but there are different themes, you would love it, singing and dancing. Like bollywood night jimmy im down. Vegan night, pagan night, you know, when you kill your own animal and just get all caveman about it. Anyway, its fun, kind of a a rocky Horror Picture Show idea. cause i think we need to like have fun, and dance do all that stuff. Jimmy why not . So anyway, black Light Dinner Party with alien night. Jimmy yeah. And thats where black light, light bulbs, and weird music. So they bring its like, 12 30 at night, and im almost asleep, you know, thats late to eat dinner. Jimmy yeah, because when did you start dinner . Probably like . 9 00 . Jimmy yeah. Thats a three and a half hour dinner. Yeah, it was just like uh. Jimmy yeah, its unbelievable. They said, we want to take you to this room. And we went to this room, and there was weird music playing. Jimmy of course there would be. And i was with my friend well, we both say at the same time, eyes wide shut. Were like [ laughter ] crazy. Jimmy no, no, no. Yeah, and we walk in, and theres a candelabra with black light light bulbs and baked alaska, and the candelabra was, like, you know, covered in foil. You know, somebodys just jimmy and there was an alien there. There was an alien you know. Jimmy alien. I mean, im still there. This is just an illusion. [ laughter ] ive been replicated. Jimmy well this is a anyway, this is Red Velvet Cake jimmy no martians in this cake, are there . This is a Red Velvet Cake from magnolia bakery. Jimmy i love it. Not that they need the press. They are everywhere now. Jimmy they are everywhere. Everywhere. Um, anyway. [ laughter ] jimmy youre the best, thank you for this. Im so excited for you, and your show is so great. Jimmy i love you, pal. I this is rude, probably, right . No. Jimmy i just saw cafe society. Its so sweet isnt it . Jimmy every time you come on, i clapped. Because you know me. Jimmy thats true. I know. We met in the 90s, jimmy. Jimmy yeah, 90s are cool man. We go way back. [ light laughter ] jimmy but you do you youre everything i love the movie so much. Jimmy it must have been so fun. Its so sweet. Oh, my gosh. Everyone was so warm and loving. Jimmy you rocked the costumes. You rocked the look, you had the blonde hair. And everything was great. Youll enjoy it. I want to show a clip. Heres my pal parker posey and Jesse Eisenberg in cafe society, take a look at this. If you look closely, im in there. These photos are incredible. I recognize so many famous faces. Keep going until you get to an unknown 10 year old. What . No. Thats you . Thats me. Thats me, right next to d. W. 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Performing four years of chances off her debut album Midwest Farmers daughter, please welcome, margo price [ cheers and applause ] well i waited four long winters yes i waited in the sun i was crying all alone while you were out having fun i gave you four years of chances but you threw em all away i gave you 1,461 days i gave you four years of chances just trying to be your wife i cleaned your shirts and cooked up your supper but you stayed out late at night i gave you four years of chances just trying to build a happy home but now one more may as well be a million in one well now you know you lost me darling and you cant get me back aint that just like a man to change so fast because you want what you cant have so now im gonna say it slowly before i go away you had me 1,461 days i gave you four years of chances just trying to be your wife i cleaned your shirts and cooked up your supper but you never seemed to treat me right i gave you four years of chances just trying to build a home but now one more may as well be a million in one well ive found myself a good man now you know he treats me like he should and we live in a shack by a Railroad Track and hes out back chopping wood you know we dont have too much money but ill tell you why thats okay he loves me every moment of them 365 days i gave you four years of chances just trying to be your wife i cleaned your shirts and washed up the dishes but you never did treat me right i gave you four years of chances just trying to build a happy home but now one more may as well be a million in one but now one more may as well be a million in one [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, man come on. Come on. Thats how you oh, my goodness. Thats how you do it right there margo price [ cheers and applause ] catch her on tour this fall. Well be right back, everybody. Oh, that was fun [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Michael Strahan, parker posey. [ cheers and applause ] margo price once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the fabulous roots crew right there, everybody. Legendary. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you so much for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight kristen wiig, from ice age collision course, actress keke palmer, author gay talese, featuring the 8g band with thomas lang. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. A new report says that former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice recently rejected an offer from donald trump to be his running mate. When trumps people asked why re