In that case, lets get to the news. Donald trump called Ford Motor Company a disgrace in an economic speech today after the Company Announced it will open factories in mexico because Everybody Knows that Reputable Companies make their products in china. [ light laughter ] Hillary Clinton returned to the campaign trail today and told reporters sitting at home was pretty much the last place i wanted to be. Said bill, we have so much in common. [ laughter ] donald trump taped an episode of the dr. Oz show yesterday. Big deal, i tape it everyday, said jeb. Im just kidding. I watch it live. [ laughter ] when asked by dr. Oz this afternoon who he sees when he looks in the mirror, donald trump replied, i see a 35 year old. A 35yearold jackolantern . [ laughter ] today and said he stays healthy on the Campaign Trial by getting up there and using a lot of motion. Yeah, but you know who is never in great shape . The guy who parks really close to the gym. It was announced on the dr. Oz show today
It was announced on the dr. Oz show today that Donald Trumps testosterone levels are high. Though i dont know if we can trust that, because so is his doctor. [ light laughter ] yeah, man, youre good to go. Youre president healthy, bro. Hillary clinton said in an interview this morning that donald trump has willingly aligned himself with right wing fringe group and every deplorable thing they represent. So hillary, youre sticking with the word deplorable . You feel like thats working out for you . You think mike dukakis is still wearing that helmet . A new report has found that bombsniffing dogs at ten different airports failed tests 52 times in the last two years. Meanwhile, the drugsniffing dogs are working double shifts and killing it. [ laughter and applause ] woo yeah, here we go. Drugs there drugs there woo i love working at airports Hillary Clintons running mate tim kaine released his medical records yesterday and the result are in, hes a cardboard box. [ laughter ] all these hea
All right. We are so very honored and excited to be here. And lets get to the news. Donald trump tweeted earlier today, quote, it is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and i can now fight for america the way i want to. What shackles are talking about . [ laughter ] the only thing that ever shackled you was the 140 character limit on twitter. [ laughter ] and now and now youre going to fight for america . Hey, buddy, youre not rosa parks. [ laughter ] you know how i know . People liked what rosa parks said on the bus. [ cheers and applause ] huge. Huge difference. Hillary clinton campaigned in florida today with al gore. Youre making al gore go back to florida . [ laughter ] thats like making joe frazier go back to manila. [ laughter ] donald trump told his supporters at a Campaign Event in pennsylvania last night, quote, i may be limping across that finish line but were going to get across that finish line. How things have changed. Hes gone from make America Great again t
How things have changed. Hes gone from make America Great again to certificate of participation. [ laughter and applause ] were all winners really. Were all winners. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said in a new interview that she feels the recent athlete protest of the National Anthem are dumb and disrespectful. She feels that people should bow their head solemnly during the anthem just like she does during the state of the union. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the Cleveland Indians yesterday completed their sweep of the Boston Red Sox and will move on in the alcs. [ cheers ] i hate the indians, said donald trump who wasnt talking about baseball. [ laughter and applause ] to the Supreme Court today arguing over whether samsung phones too closely resemble the iphone. I dont know though when you look at them side by side theres a pretty big difference. [ laughter ] a new study estimates that pokemon go players took over 100 billion steps in the last three months. Unfortunately not one
We cannot thank you enough for your hospitality this week. Weve absolutely had the best time. But without any further ado, lets get to the news. Donald trump spoke at a Campaign Event in florida today where he once again said Hillary Clinton should be locked up. Well, donald, if its any consolation, it looks like the election is locked up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] to accuse donald trump of inappropriately touching or kissing them as recently as 2005. Said trump, i would never do that and anyone who says i would is me on tape on a bus with billy bush. [ laughter and applause ] experts are saying that if donald trump sues the New York Times for libel over reports that he behaved inappropriately with women, it could backfire by revealing trumps entire sexual said trump, all of it . [ laughter and applause ] during a rally in florida yesterday donald trump boasted about his plans for isis and said he will quote, be their worst nightmare. Oh, wow, so hes also running for preside