Go, cartman. Come on, dude. Hurry. No. No i wont do it. I wont do it, do you hear me . Im better than this. And to hell with you, mister kitty youre a bad kitty bad bad kitty its time somebody stood up and did the right thing. [snaps fingers] [dramatic music] yeah, do it, cartman. All right, football night what do you do . Get out your camera and a boobie or two wow you got to get serious have you ever seen faith hilling that good . Come on, everybody, its faith hilling time dancin, rappin, titties flappin where are you . This is the only memeing ill ever do oh, long johnson. Is a meme i wont buy cause im faith hilling till the day i die and so, in the face of war, a little boy reminds us all what being human really means. The message is unclear, but it doesnt matter, as long as you give the audience a song, celebrity bashing, and republican hopefuls dancing around with boobies. Its called pandering, and all over the country, people are [train whistle blowing] oh oh, long johns pow Com
It. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. If from trevors couch couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor before we catch you up on the coronavirus news, we have to talk about the major story rocking the president ial race. Bernie sanders has officially announced that he sending his campaign. Yeah, and i got to say, man, this is a big one. And even though bernie lost two president ial races, you can argue he had an impact on america, i would argue he had more of an impact on america than some president s. He pushed medicare for all to the mainstream, shined a light on income inequality and how corporations have used money to rig the system in their sphaifer. And he showed us all that it is okay to use our outdoor voice indoors. Yeah. That is the thing, you can use your voice wherenever you want, like now bernie aside, coronavirus is the still dominating the news. Of course it is, we are all stuc
Planet fossil fuels a key offenders in the Climate Crisis and this particular project say protesters could do serious damage. The Indian Company a dunny is building one of the worlds biggest mines in northeastern australia siemens is set to provide signalling for the rail system which will be used to transport the cold the coast from there it will be shipped to india via the highly vulnerable Great Barrier reef environmentalists fear a devastating effects for wildlife as well as for Global Warming levels the coal extract each year at the mine is set to create c o 2 emissions equivalent to those of whole nations like malaysia and australia for years campaigners have protested the australian governments decision to back the project more than 60 companies have turned down requests from adani for involvement among them dont chip bank and chinas i c b c. Balls jokers is currently speaking to the pres for more on this lets go to our financial correspondent france would chose to delay josie d
Morning live from arties world news h. Q. Here in moscow welcome to the weekly for some of the biggest stories of the last 7 days as reported by us to you my name is kevin 1st and hamid weeks of deadly violence in bolivia in the week just gone lawmakers moved to hold a fresh president ial election but theyve been ousted from standing his supporters of cause widespread disruption with protests in the capital and other major cities and recently took 8 soldiers hostage to. I. The authorities later said that 7 of the men were released this still no information on the remaining officer was forever morale as he was forced to resign after waiting for. Protest since october elections amid allegations of fraud but its loyalist supporters largely among indigenous groups behind the current unrest during which more than 30 have died and as this is going on meantime selfproclaimed interim president janine and theres a cell sparked controversy by giving police dealing with protesters immunity from p
Whats the worst that can happen . Plus what eva men dan des is telling e. T. About raising her two girls with ryan gosling. Its an e. T. Exclusive. And what goes great with wine . Bacon. Were here with kevin for a big honor. E. T. In napa valley starts right now. Major super bowl ws. Welcome, everybody, to wine country. Matt cohen here with me at the beautiful winery for the napa valley Film Festival. This area is amazing. T is unreal. Beautiful. E. T. Is all over that starstuddedvent and the super bowl in miami. J. Lo is giving us new halftime details. Ricky martin is talking too. Is he joining her . Kevin azier scored the exclusive. Super bowl is in mia thi ye. Any chance . Wow, thats crazy. Ill be watching. I will be watching. Maybe ill fly to miami. Ill bethere. I dont know. Well see what haens. Ill be there. Is ricky martin droppg way more than a hint . If youre going t have latin sounds what do you know i dont know . The meantime, i know Jennifer Lopez and shakira will do ama ama