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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove new mexico yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh welcome, everybody, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hey, hey welcome to the tonight show, this is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby you made it. Thank you so much, everybody. Heres what everyone is talking about. Of course, the big story is ted cruz, who gave a speech at the Republican Convention last night where he refused to endorse donald trump for president. And hes not backing down. In fact, cruz said this morning that he wont be a servile puppy dog for trump. [ laughter ] then Chris Christie said, whatever, more beggin strips for me. I mean i [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he shouldnt he shouldnt eat those. Theyre not for humans. Steve did he really say that . Jimmy theyre not for humans. Steve th
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I dont want to talk about it right now. I dont want to have anything to do with this limerick slam, and i dont want to hear another limerick as long as i live ah, alright, hector. What is the deal with you and limericks . It was seven years ago. In this very room. In the days when the limerick slam was held in the diner. It was the Second Annual limerick slam. He started to sneeze and lost his cream cheese. And my opponent was manny spamboni. And never did finish his bagel. Ding ding that limerick is valid alright, manny thats my little boy. But as good as manny was i was better. I was the returning champion and about to win, again. Good luck, hector. Hector. This is for the championship. Make up a limerick about the beach. I started my limerick beautifully. I once took a trip to the ocean. But then, i started hearing this awful sound, like a bug but i didnt see one anywhere. buzzing it completely distracted me, i couldnt Pay Attention to my limerick. buzzing the sound distracted me so
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