This planet is going to purel in a handbasket. So they just identified the first case of this new coronavirus here in the state of california, and its mysterious, because the person who got it didnt go anywhere or come into contact with anyone who traveled from one of these viral hotspots overseas. Last night i ordered post mates, and before i opened the door i made the delivery guy spray himself down with the hose. This is how theyre cracking down on the virus in had china. Theyve deployed Remote Control tanks that shoot disinfectant onto the citizenry. Its of, that should clear it up. Its a lysol roomba. But we dont have that. President trump is concerned, not necessarily for health reasons, but because the dow was down almost 1200 points today, its what the worst oneday drop ever in the history of the stock market and a soft economy could hurt his chances for reelection. Its virus versus virus right now. So yesterday trump put mike pence on the case. The New York Times reported he p
Sentenced to seven to nine years in prison for lying to congress. Then today, the department of justice issued a statement calling for much less prison time for stone and trump said that he had the right to tell the Justice Department what to do. Then all four prosecutors in the stone case resigned in protest and then, trump called for the military to pursue legal action against Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman for testifying against him in the impeachment trial. And Senate Republicans blocked three bills to prevent foreign interference in our elections. And Lindsey Graham and don junior showed up on fox news in matching trump merch. [ light laughter ] i guess what im telling you is, by this time tomorrow we might be a cooking show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause multipsigned today after the jue department announced plans to reduce their sentencing recommendation for former trump adviser roger stone. Pretty unsurprising for someone who looks like the get out of jail free card [
She told Rachel Maddow shes good morning. Anybody that needs a test we and you can see why. I am kira klapper. Are there. They have the test. Still thinking about it. This is the best. The tests are beautiful. Sometimes the best conversations are with pets. Big news out of stanford the Vice President saying are there any indications who thats right. Something else. So adorable. You have reason to believe she may back and when . Reporter well, warrens they a bauond that you have been exposed to endorsement would be the biggest overnight. Classes cancelled over the coronavirus. Endorsement yet should she already. Coronavirus concerned and that still ahead prince harry and i have every confidence the choose to give one, but shes Meghan Markle preparing for cruise ship sitting 20 miles off been very coy telling reporters their final engagements as of the coast as one Passenger Health officials have access to she needs more time to think [sfx rsdoorbell] the state lab. About this. And in th
Coronavirus continues around the country and the world. The governor of california declared a state of emergency here, and a lot of people are wondering what they can do. Even the rapper, little nas x tweeted, no joking, does anybody know what i can do to help with the coronavirus . Well, you know what . Thanks for asking, lil nas x. And yes, there is something you can do. Its called the el bump. I introduced this on monday. It is a waiy of saying hello without infecting each other. This morning the el bump made it to the view. Jimmy kimmel is proposing an alternative to a handshake that hes calling the el bump. Apparently this is what it is, im going to try it out on you. Theres, okay. Hi. You know what, after all this time, howie mandel is a genius. Jimmy thats right, he is a genius. He does the mandel bump is his thing. But the governor of nebraska posted this on twitter. Hes doing the el bump with his fellow man. And this is shocking to me, even the vice poodle of the United States
Plus stephen welcomes keith urban and casey wilson featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey cheers and applause stephen good to see you there you go audience chanting stephen there you go. A busy night. A busy night here. Spring is in the air. Nice to see you, chris. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause another candidate has dropped out of the democratic race. And were getting a clearer picture of americas future and it looks a lot like americas past. laughter ill give you the latest in tonights edition of i have a plan for that. Beat trump. Corn pop was a bad dude aaahhh bing, bing, bong, bong. Fury road to the white house 2020 come on cheers and applause piano riff stephen folks, im afraid i have sad news for fs of competence, because friend of the show, Elizabeth Warren has dropped out of the president ial race. audience