greg: yes, it s friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i m not. i m going to wait until it s over. let s welcome tonight s guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] greg: believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s the first author to weigh less than her book, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. yeah, lively bunch tonight. okay, before we get to some new stories it s friday.
wealth. kat: usually paired with a gold chain. greg: yes, that s right. what they re saying is i am so rich i m forcing you to look at all of this and i don t care. i don t care. take a look. take a look. i don t know what i m doing, jim. jim, you don t seem like you ve ever opened a speedo but i get the feeling that you ve flossed with one. jim: look, i would be afraid to wear a speedo on the beach because i would just be like someone s coming up and go oh, are you in the middle of transitioning? there should be a rule of thumb when it s speedo. if you work out for two hours a day on your body you can wear a speedo like that dude. if you spend two hours eating lunch and dinner a day, you can t eat one. greg:. greg: exactly. i figure carley you do a lot of research, so why do they call it a speedo. carley: no, i don t. well, maybe it makes you faster,
life. that s what i thought. it s easy is there an after life. you re right. it really is about the coke. kat? kat: if i have a baby, would it grow up and suck? [laughter] that s the one thing holding me back. everyone s like congratulations, balloons. hold on, we don t know if this kid sucks yet. greg: it s almost like a wedding that ends in divorce. like where do all the photo albums go. do you ever wonder that? maybe not. i wonder that. figure there s a big place where you drop your photo albums off at and they insin rate them. jim, is there any one thing, you know, area 51? is that what it was? 51? yeah. greg: okay, thank you. jim: no, i m not that deep. greg: no? jim: i probably would want to know does my girlfriend really think i m good in bed.