sue her for plagiarism. host of fox news sunday, sherrod brown. he has audiences on the edge of their seats, preparing to hang themselvesse . r and actor, writer, comedian, divorced dad jamie lewis out. she s got more hang ups in an automated about a car warranty.n fotyx news cat tim and. finally, when he puts his foot down, he causes millions in property damage. my math is taking in the heavyweight world heavyweight championyweig all right. well, thank you for joining us. so before we get to some new stories, it s friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm. rea leftovers where i read the jokes. the jokes week.is and as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they . afr the show, we will set fire to brian kilmeade backpackt while he s in it. wh, first off, a bag of cocaine was discovered in the white house this weeitk. no one knows the source of the mystery bag, but hunter bide t ery ban promised to get e bottom of it. hi, cokehead. officials say it was found i
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