sue her for plagiarism. host of fox news sunday, sherrod brown. he has audiences on the edge of their seats, preparing to hang themselvesse . r and actor, writer, comedian, divorced dad jamie lewis out. she s got more hang ups in an automated about a car warranty.n fotyx news cat tim and. finally, when he puts his foot down, he causes millions in property damage. my math is taking in the heavyweight world heavyweight championyweig all right. well, thank you for joining us. so before we get to some new stories, it s friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm. rea leftovers where i read the jokes. the jokes week.is and as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they . afr the show, we will set fire to brian kilmeade backpackt while he s in it. wh, first off, a bag of cocaine was discovered in the white house this weeitk. no one knows the source of the mystery bag, but hunter bide t ery ban promised to get e bottom of it. hi, cokehead. officials say it was found i
but yeah, tiger spit dri three hard drives in my car. yeahve. everybody was concerned except jamie. yeah. got a glow, a smilamie. had a ss face. kept giggling, you know? so id mike baker. he gave me a warrant. oh, you can do that. and so i had jamie s backpack searched while he was ouset today. g o o o oh, what have we done? we put down a table and revealed. t please, jane, this is god.hat co there s, like,ul five things tht could be that would get me in a lot of trouble. a lot. this is the donut. how did you go. this is exactly the door. this is th e exact one, except it s. yeah, he was just too happy for coming on the show. you literally murder him with it every time you get this. good question, jamie.
m. ow i didn t know how to get ann hold of dennis rodmais n. oh, yeah. you might have been too young for him. you might. tyrus. i did what every young boy doesa when he has a crush. i made fun of her, constantly annoyed. her name was sacheen, and i used to sing sacheen sacheen. the washing machine puts you re on the ground. don t worry. she ll keep it clean. i wonder if she s watching right now. her eyes go, oh, my god, it s him. i wonder if dennis rodman s watching. yeah. to is wing. yeah. you probably got a better chance at dennis. what about you? is is there still time to go back on facebook ? your fi find her? jamie, your first crush is there out there is this
she had 11 she took 11 shots. really? that was more than in the tape. i saw it. i don t know if you know this, but there s actually a sex tape of me floating around. an sho oh, really?w. there? yeah. it s more of like a one man show. i told you, you put over the over your laptop s camera. that s right. like number by mistake. i kept put it over my . yes. i remember when jamie didn t tell jokes, you know, so, tyrus, why do they. i don t understand. when you re that famous, like, why do you need to be exponentially famous? it s like, oh, they should go find obscure people. it s thirst, you know? and i get. it it s tom brady.ge he s a saint. i get it. but no, there s not. there t it.but nos there there. tom s a private person when he s not playing football or doing an actual job with ara. camera, the last thing that heia would want to come home to is a 24 hour camera.
there s never any follow up questions. that s the strategy. all of us. i mean, all of us are on tv. sometimes there s a topic ore like abo oh, i m not really excu to talk about this one, but we ll talk about it. yeaht it i just never wanted tot there. will you know, sometimes it s one time and other times it s another time. but time.. time for it. like you d be like, ah, are you okay? yeah. wnow, or there will be follo up questions, follow up phone calls, emails and plans for wherans foe had to go afterwardo exactly. we d have a car waiting to pick you up. absolutely pick . at the e it s like the beginning of intervention. there s no there was semblance of even one coherent thought. there. she said four words to her t credit, buhet that order, they didn t really make sense. yeah, and you don t have to be walterr make cronkite tot your hand and go, what s what was the essence? jamie?on i can t count your so like, why