sue her for plagiarism. host of fox news sunday, sherrod brown. he has audiences on the edge of their seats, preparing to hang themselvesse . r and actor, writer, comedian, divorced dad jamie lewis out. she s got more hang ups in an automated about a car warranty.n fotyx news cat tim and. finally, when he puts his foot down, he causes millions in property damage. my math is taking in the heavyweight world heavyweight championyweig all right. well, thank you for joining us. so before we get to some new stories, it s friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm. rea leftovers where i read the jokes. the jokes week.is and as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they . afr the show, we will set fire to brian kilmeade backpackt while he s in it. wh, first off, a bag of cocaine was discovered in the white house this weeitk. no one knows the source of the mystery bag, but hunter bide t ery ban promised to get e bottom of it. hi, cokehead. officials say it was found i
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their life for. so you can do that and get relevant peoplem, and this is why when when people pull stunts like this, we have to stop talking about it. yeah. like it was horrible. the facial expressions alone. why do people do that?y do p that seo the anthem is the only song where people forget how tople forg use their face. yeah. have you ever seen anyone sing s another songomeb? like who plays? like they have to really just it. you re so clever when you re a. xactly, just say it. exactly. she reminds me of divine. but most people don t know that reference. but she s relevant right now. we re all talking about itit no and no one has talked about it in 20 years. and it s a slow summer. these stories are great. why weren t you at the essence awards? your black woman? i also lost my invite, apparently in the mail. you an i ve lod i will see aboug together next year. yeah, i think it s listen, thinh these speeches from the viceow president show us why we track