Leave some food out on the floor and then when the rats show up, you can pretend youre cinderella. Tonights show, Vladimir Putin loses confidence. Dos and donts and President Trump tries out for the mad king. So lets get to it. From Trevor Noah Trevors couch to your couch . Sm where in the world, this is the daily show with Trevor Noah Trevor first, lets talk about a Major Development in the president ial race. After staying on the sidelines throughout the democratic primary, president Barack Hussein obama has now made an endorsement. Choosing joe to be my Vice President was one of the best decisions i ever made and that the why im so proud to endorse joe biden for the president of the United States. Trevor yes, my friends, barack obama has officially endorsed joe biden. Now, i know some people think its weird obama waited this long to give biden his blessing, but really this is just his african side coming out. This is likely what african fathers do. Now that you have taken on your en
Gets a security detail, talk to bill gates about fighting the coronavirus, and america has moved on from toilet paper and are now hoarding guns. Lets get into it. The daily distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor lets kick it off with good news. Like everyone now, scientists around the world are no longer thinking about anything other than the coronavirus. In fact, many scientists have dropped almost all other research and are only focusing on cures and treatments for covid 19, which i think is great, because i think scientists are too busy working on random shit, anyway. Theres always the one random scientist where you read the headline, new study shows ducks can only live two seconds in states. We dont even need to know that whos doing that experiment . How did you get money into this . Now scientists are deciding they will put cooperation ahead of competition and Share Resear
The daily distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor lets kick it off with good news. Like everyone now, scientists around the world are no longer thinking about anything other than the coronavirus. In fact, many scientists have dropped almost all other research and are only focusing on cures and treatments for covid 19, which i think is great, because i think scientists are too busy working on random shit, anyway. Theres always the one random scientist where you read the headline, new study shows ducks can only live two seconds in states. We dont even need to know that whos doing that experiment . How did you get money into this . Now scientists are deciding they will put cooperation ahead of competition and Share Research immediately rather than waiting for months published results and get credit for themselves, which makes sense to me, this is not the time to worry about credit.
By the way, this is my little sister valerie, and im jills husband. Oh, no. They witched on me. This is my wife, this is my sister. They switched on me. Jimmy i hope they dont mix up the hotel room keys, because oh, boy. It was a shocker of the day for bernie sanders. The bottom fell out. The biggest take away was a lot of people waited until the last second to decide, it was like a wedding ceremony on love is blind. In california, lines were, some voters here in los angeles waited three hours to vote, and if im waiting in line for three hours, i better get a popeyes chicken sandwich at the end of it. This is what it was like in sacramento last night where one unlucky dad learned the value of the words vote by mail. You can also take your mailin ballot and drop it in. Youre at the end of the line. Yeah. What an honor. Hold on, dad, im on the news. Im trying to get him to come vote. It closes in two minutes. Never mind. Jimmy could have been the one that put Tulsi Gabbard over the top.
Thanks so much for coming. It seems particularly appropriate given the subject of todays lecture to encourage you to pretend as if you are in church and to move in, scoot in if you would, to give folks who are, not necessarily late arriving, but people who are fashionably on time room to sit. I should say that this answers an ageold question for me. Which is, if there is anything that can depress the turnout for a lecture, i think we have the answer. Which is no. It was raining cats and dogs a few minutes ago. And i wondered, will there be people there . And sure enough, here you are. I tip my cap to all of you, you are in for a treat this evening. My name is andy graybill. I am the director of the clement center. I would like to thank the many people who helped make this evening possible. Thanks to jeff, who directs the cph. Especially for those people who have coordinated all of the logistics. During my first semester at the clement center, we received an anonymous 500,000 gift in ho