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A tantrum after 16yearold Greta Thunberg was named person of the year. We all knew he wanted to be person of the year, we all know it bothered him. But he showed uncharacteristic resfrap restraint. He was on Good Behavior. Sadly, that Good Behavior lasted just under 24 hours, because this morning, at 7 22 a. M. , he wrote, so ridiculous, greta must work on her anger management problem then go to a good oldfashioned movie with a friend. Chill, greta, chill, says the sweaty old man whos mad at a magazine because they didnt put him on the cover of it. And the fact that Greta Thunberg is a teenager, im old enough to remember a time when everyone at the white house had a fullblown hissy fit because a witness at trumps impeachment hearing the gaul ll to say the word bar. This kid is very good. Right after trump tweeted, she changed her twitter bio to a teenager working on her anger management problem, currently chilling and watching a movie with a friend. [cheers and applause] trump hasnt been roasted that thoroughly since the last time he locked himself in his tanning bed. Then team trump flexed their come by muscles. This is from the official trump war room account. They photo shopped his head on gretas body, which should not be the first time donald trump has imagined himself on top of a young womans body. But its why he bought the ms. Teen usa pageant. But the idea that orange hulk would accuse anyone else from having an anger problem. Lets go to the tape. What a stupid question that is. What a stupid question. But i watch you a lot. You watch a lot of stupid questions. Should the quiet, quiet. Get him out of here, get out sit down, you werent called. Sit down, sit down. Go back to uni vision. Quiet, quiet, quiet. Like to punch him in the face, i tell you. Hes a sleaze. Quiet, quiet, quiet. Go ahead. Since are you attacking our news organization. Can you give us a chance . Your organizations terrible. Quiet. Knock the crap out of him, would you . Seriously. Jimmy the zen master. No one has ever been less selfaware than this man. Aside from the obvious vomitousness, knocking a child with as bergers, the tweet he was responding to when he wrote this was written by roma downey, the actress gaticongratulating greta. Roma downey is married to mark burnett, and mark burnett is the producer of the apprentice. So far we havent seen raw footage, but if he starts a war with Mark Burnetts wife, he could let that footage out, and who the hell knows what, trump crushing sudafed and snorting it off a conference table . Maybe punching his son don jr. In the face, pulling his penis out and forcing meat loaf to say how fat it is . All that footage gets released and maybe thats how Greta Thunberg saves the world. I had a bannhe had a banner day. He tweeted 91 times before noon. If you do anything 91 times before noon you belong in a mental organization. We should come up with a new term for when he does this, like a donsoon or liephoon or tittytwister. This was his official schedule. He gave brief speech at 11 15, an intelligence briefing at noon and a party at 7 00. People in assisted living facilities do more than this in a day. Were spending a huge a energy trying to remove a man from office who is never in his office. That Party Tonight is, by the way, the white house congressional ball. Last night i presided over the hanukkah celebration, and what a love fest that was. Melania in particular ate it up. Thank you, i love you too. And i love ivanka, and i love jared, and i love our first lady. [cheers and applause] [ laughter ] jimmy didnt we just witness the moment that the remainder of melanias soul exited her body . Trump also gave a shout out to one of his favorite toys, mark levin, who took a really, a lot of time to get to the podium. Where are you . I saw him. Is that mark . Come on, mark, get your way up. Make a path. Like we used to say in the military, make a path, make a path. Jimmy right, right, like we used to say in the military i wasnt in. Make a path. The military by the way, christmas is two weeks are you red eady for christmas, guillermo . Or no . Halfway. Jimmy who do you still have to buy for . My wife and my son. Jimmy thats your whole family, right . Yeah. Jimmy were going to work on fractions after the show. No, i got my mom, my grandma, my cousin. Jimmy what does benji, your son want this year . He wants a new ipad. Jimmy are you going to get that for him . Of course. Jimmy will your motherinlaw be coming over for christmas this year . Unfortunately, yes. Jimmy you know, the holidays can be a stressful time, especially with the election coming, but escape is on the way. The holiday season, the most wonderful time of the year. But also the most is stressful. So you are putting kids come on you bleeding hearts wah can we just calm down . I dont think we need to talk this loud at each other. Family gatherings can bring out the worst. Are you done . Can i bring you another . When you start to feel overwhelmed, dont reach for the liquor cabinet, head for the tree fort. The first Christmas Tree with a secret room in the center. Just climb in and enjoy a place to hide. Ah. Gather your thoughts. Oh, thank you. And just be. Do you hear yourself . You sound ridiculous. Enjoy a calming, aroma therapy diffuser. Hmm, lavender. Im not going to have a transgender in my bathtub. Use our builtin phone charging station. Now you woke the baby up. And take a monster hit from the jingle bong. As the outside world melts away. The tree fort comes with a secret periscope, so you can see if the coast is clear. Really . The tree fort, only 89. 95. Mind if i join you . Its brutal out there. Lock sold separately. Yeah, no problem. Available at evergreens. Jimmy you can always get in the bathtub. You know, were three weeks away, not only from the end of the year but from the end of the decade, and i think we can all agree that this is a very stupid time to be alive. So we decided to have some fun with that. This afternoon we went out on the street. We asked people walking by about a bunch of Current Events we made up. These are news items that did not occur in 2019 or ever for that matter. But did that stop people from weighing in on them . Lets find out in this year that wasnt edition of lie witness news. Were talking about the biggest news stories of 2019. North and south korea were finally united. Was that a big moment of happiness for you. I actually watched that live. It was a good thing to see, you know, donald trump kind of go in there and making peace. That was a good thing. I watched it on tv, and i watched north korea and south rea, i believe they went somewhere and they kind of met, and they did that peaceful thing. Yeah, it was a really good thing. You remember when the government shut down because the president couldnt get an mcrib . Yeah, back in january . Where were you when you heard . I was at work, i work at a natural gas company, so its very conservative, so im very aware of when that kind of stuff happens. Tell me about when kelly ann came in with a bucket of mcribs and said now the government may reopen, were you shocked . I thought it was funny, i would have done the same. How many mcribs did she have in that bucket . 40. Were you surprised when he came on the climate march and grabbed the mic from Greta Thunberg . No. I was not shocked about that at all. What was about the look of thunbergs face . She was in shock. I would have had the same reaction. What did you think of bill cosbys comeback comedy tour . He does look good for his age. Thats for sure. You were a little proud of him . You know, its tough to say that im proud of bill cosby. But, you know, i guess everybody does their own thing, so. Why did President Trump pardon millie, but not vanilly . Because of a different religion i believe . Because one is black and one is white. Hes handsome and he fits the character perfectly. What did you think when you saw Nathan Landis for james bond. I couldnt wait to see the movie. Were you outraged when the president made friendship bracelets with the taliban . I dont agree with a lot of things he does. That was one thing that pissed me off. When did you she . I dont know, i live with my sugar daddy. Reporter whats your sugar daddys name . Dean buckerfield. How did you feel about Billie Eilish performing bad guy , did it feel like a stunt . No, hes a bad guy. George bush, imagine what he did to the economy. It freakin sucks. I think Billie Eilish did a good job by performing bad guys. I love that song. You wouldnt lie. I wouldnt lie. Im like abraham lincoln. I never tell a lie. Im 100 all day, every day, all night, till the day i die. Jimmy and probably well after that, too. All right, one more thing before we forge ahead. Its thursday night, means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. You have [ bleep ] hard and you [ bleep ] is impressive, and i just want to [ bleep ] you all. Thank you all for being here today. Im really looking forward to [ bleep ]ing as many of you as time permits before i got to get back on the bus. America, are you sick and tired yet of this impeachment [ bleep ]. Officers are launching a heat is on campaign, plus, spreading Holiday Cheer through some big [ bleep ]. Im gayle king. He [ bleep ]s puppets. Its a [ bleep ]ing frenzy. I also want to bring a friend of mine up. Hes a tremendous success in so many other businesses, but they only know him because he [ bleep ]s tom bradys [ bleep ] every week. My [ bleep ] in your mouth are just as powerful as they are in my mouth. Ooh, who doesnt love a good [ bleep ]. I love a good [ bleep ]. 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An extra 40 percent or even an extra 50 percent off talk about a sweet deal hurry in store now through saturday to unwrap the savings. Jcpenney jimmy hi there, welcome back. Tonight, from the movie Richard Jewell. He plays Richard Jewell. Paul Walter Hauser is here. Then, with music from the movie spies in disguise, mark ronson and anderson. Pack from the mercedesbenz stage. Next week, were back at it again with adam sandler, kevin garnett, jamie foxx, margot robbie, brie larson and many more. And on monday night, the force will be very strong with us. We will be in primetime with the cast of star wars the rise of skywalker. Rey, fin, poe, lando, c3po, chewbacca, jj and more. For Jimmy Kimmel Live after darth a star wars special. Monday at 10 00 eastern, 9 00 central. Here on abc. I also want to mention that, as of yesterday, the book that i wrote and illustrated became a number one New York Times bestseller. The serious goose. All the money i make from the sale of this book goes to Childrens Hospital here in l. A. And Childrens Hospitals all over the u. S. You can buy it wherever they sell books and if you want an autographed copy go to theseriousgoose. Com to get one signed by me. In great, big black sharpie just, like the president our first guest is a golden globenominated actor and rapper and bottled water too. You know her from the movie crazy rich asians. Starting tomorrow you can see her alongside Dwayne Johnson and kevin hart in jumanji the next level. Please welcome awkwafina. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doin . Hey, congratulations on your golden globe nomination. Thank you. Jimmy that came on monday, right . Yes, came out on monday. Jimmy thats a very exciting thing. Yeah, yeah. Very exciting. Jimmy was it very exciting . Were you up waiting to hear if youd get nominated . Um, no. Jimmy okay. Good, good. And not because, you know, i had korean barbecue the night before, and it was very rich, and so i, i fell asleep, and i woke up, and i saw like a fleur efleury of messages as i was waking up as if someone died. Jimmy youd forgotten what was happening . Yeah, i didnt, i wasnt reminded that they had come out that day. Jimmy i see. Yeah, so it was that. And yeah, but jimmy that would be weird if somebody did remind you, because then it puts a lot of pressure on being nominated. Someones like, by the way, nominations in the morning, and then its like, what if they dont happen, then that persons a jerk. Yeah, sure. The nominations in general, like the wrong date, never mind. Jimmy you know what im saying. Its all this korean barbecue. That knocks you out, huh . Knocked me out, yeah. It was really great, though. Jimmy you brought something that i, tickled me great lay. Your family was very excited. Yes, they were. Jimmy they start the Group Texting you. Yes. Jimmy explain what im about to see. My aunt linda is a little bit of a nut. Jimmy theres always an aunt linda, and she s always a nut. It was just an odd text for the nature. Jimmy so first of all, i like the name of the group, which is akwafina fan club. Congratulations, congrats nora. This is awesome. You say thank you guys, when you finally wake up. Then lets zoom in on aunt linda. Here we go. Jimmy seriously, fam, curb yourselves of gluten, grains and beans, read up on lectin and how it poisons your body over time. Try to eat one meal a d and cut out corn and soy, and even the organic kind. The seeds are all gmo. What a beautiful congratulations that was from aunt linda. I know, love her. Jimmy so she is not coming to the show, i guess. No. Jimmy shes not even allowed at the farmers market, your aunt linda. I think she yells at the people at the farmers market, shes that type. Jimmy shes like that. Aunt linda. Jimmy nothing more that you need to say than that. Yeah, pretty much. Jimmy you used to work at a video store. Yes, i did. Jimmy how long ago was that . When i was 16 years old. Joil sti. Jimmy still at the end of video stores. Were getting put out of business. Thats how we operated. Jimmy not giving you a raise or for everything. Well, were going to be out of business. Were going to be a thing of the past. Jimmy did they go out of business eventually . Yes. Jimmy they were right. Exactly. Jimmy did you hear from those people you used to work with in the senator. Yeah, he texted me. It was a great store. Were you active in recommending films to people, things you wanted them to watch . Yeah, always, they would ask me, and i would tell them, yeah. Jimmy would they get mad if you recommended something and they hated it. Yes, there was one person who hated inconvenient truth. And three were like, what kind of movie is this . I was like, a documentary. Jimmy was that person wearing a red hat with four letters on it by any chance . Possibly, yes. Jimmy what was the first movie you ever saw, do you remember . Yeah, when i was young, one of the first movies i ever saw was a a league of their own, betelgeuse and private parts. Jimmy Howard Sterns movie. Yeah. Jimmy how old were you . 7 or 8. Jimmy thats the perfect age for private parts. And just trying to figure out everything thats happening. Jimmy was that the work of your dad . My dad and my uncle were obsessed with howard stern. My uncle had the private p as partsbook. And i was like, who is this guy with the Empire State Building there. Jimmy it was in the media. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy so you were fascinated with this . Yeah, and my dad was also obsessed with recording the e show on and taping it and hoarding the tapes. Jimmy and whould you watch that . Yeah. Jimmy so it was okay, you guys would watch it together . No, it wasnt okay. It was mortifying as i look back now. Just like the different contests and whatnot. Jimmy yeah. And then when i was in my 20s, years later, we found the tapes, and hes like, you want to woo to watch them . It still didnt get better. Jimmy dad was not uncomfortable at all. Dad loves stern. Jimmy in certain company, not with your daughter. And aunt linda allowed this to happen . No. No. I dont think aunt linda would jimmy shes pretty focussed on kourn rig on corn right now. Grains, yes. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by turtle beach and roccat gaming accessories for consoles and pc. Paul. paul aw thanks. And did you know you can give your family the gift of savings with both an unlimited plan. sprintern . And the powerful new iphone 11 included paul . For just 35 a month when you switch . sprintern whoa, what a deal paul and, sprint has a 100 total satisfaction guarantee so you and your family can try out the network and see the savings for yourself. sprintern so cool, now open it paul is it the iphone 11 . sprintern what . Howd you guess . 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[ remote bleeps ] im dreaming of a White Christmas family. Home. [ music swells ] woohoo yeah a drink with friends can turn into two. And a prescription can be stronger than you thought. Stop there are a lot of ways to get a dui. And a lot of ways to go. Text a friend. Call a cab. Share a ride. Whatever you choose to do, go safely, california. Trying to steal the key to my chest nope. Shake her down. Im sorry, i did it. It was my fault. I um, i just, i dont know. I dont know what i was jimmy thats akwafina with the hound from game game of thrones, playing almost exactly the same role he played in game of thrones. I love that dude, hes awesome. Jimmy great. This movie, youve got Dwayne Johnson, kevin hart, jack black all these guys, Dwayne Johnson was here the other night. Yeah. Jimmy he, for christmas, bought his mother last year a house, and then followed it by buying his father a house. Will you be buying homes for your family this holiday . Because youre in the movie, too. Yeah, no, i was in that movie. No. No. Jimmy you will not . Maybe a nice chair. Jimmy mmhm. You know . Jimmy have you bought yourself a house . Where do you live now . I just moved to lach. A. Jimmy you did. Did you do that because you really wanted to or you felt like for professional reasons it would be better . You know, i did want to, because i love l. A. , and ill tell you why i love l. A. , growing up in new york. My dream was always to drive a car to target, go to target. You load your things in there. Your thongs in there. And then, and then you drive home, and then you go into the mouth of your house and drop off what you bought, instead of taking four trains home with like, you know, a small house, you know . Jimmy yeah, you know what . Im totally with you on that. I like to go to costco, and i like to get stuff i dont need. Yeah. Jimmy like 48 batteries. Yeah jimmy and i think about that all the time when im in new york, because ive never lived in new york city. Im like, how are these people shopping . Theyre not. They are, and theyre bringing on the train, you know what its like holding a 48pack of tissue paper . Jimmy ive seen that, and its no good. Its no good. Jimmy you, being a home owner, is that stressful for you. You know, i thought i would be a really chill homeowner, like come on by, dude. I have a friend thats been living there for a long time or something, but no, im horrible. I have a mini stroke, a friend clogged my downstairs toilet and i found myself yelling at him like my dad would, you know i have to pay for everything that happens in this house, right . And i do my little, walk over to things, check out a crack, i always have a thing. Jimmy inuhhuh. My dad was always checking the walls. And we always made fun of him. Your hands are on the walls, why are your hands on the walls. Now i find myself looking at the walls, and going why are these children putting their hands on the walls this little titanic smear, yeah, yeah. Jimmy are you that all balanced all the time that you have to spiderman is in the house. Theyre all over the walls. Yes. Jimmy yeah, you have to protect the walls. Protect the walls at all jimmy whats going on for christmas . You have a plan . You going home . Um, probably not. My dad ruined thanksgiving, ive had enough. Jimmy you know what would be a fun thing, invite your friends over to the house, let them clog up the toilets. The yuletide clog, a tradition for you. That would be very festive, yes. I love t. Jimmy the movie is called jumanji, the next level, well be right back start saving with [itarget holideals m smith] save 10 when you spend 50. Or save 25 when you spend 100 on toys and games. This week only. New holideals arrive all season long. Only at target. Your happy place. Find your breaking point. Then break it. Every emergenc gives you a potent blend of nutrients so you can emerge your best, with emergenc. only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes. 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[ cheers and applause ] great, great. Jimmy that will be your theme song, whenever you come to this show. Thank you. Jimmy you will be serenaded with that. I was hoping for that or iris, by the goo goo dolls. Its a little more personal, though, a little more personal. Buddy, ive been here before. Jimmy to the show . Yeah, not as a guest, obviously, you would remember that. Jimmy yeah. I sat, no, i sat, this is years ago, me and my buddy scott d daly sat the second row like where youre at now. I still remember because you are that good. It was flava flav. Jimmy wow. What year was this . How long ago . This must have 2013 or i dont know. Jimmy how many kids was flava flav up to . He was up here slinging, he had spicy chicken, he gave it to the audience. Jimmy oh, right, it was a cooking demonstration. It felt like a dream, not an aspirational dream, but a dream like how much did i drink last night. It was good, it was fine. It was fun. Jimmy yes, he opened a, not a chain maybe, i dont know if it still exists, but he opened his own Fried Chicken restaurant. You know what it is . Its a saturated market. Theres a lot of fast food options. Jimmy its a literally saturated market. Where are you from . Where did you grow up . Saginaw, michigan. I didnt know wed get that response. Jimmy our warmup guy, don, is from saginaw, and he tells the audience this every single night, and no one really evercares, but he tells everybody every single night. You both are saginawens. What do you go by . Saggenawesome. Jimmy that would make for a nice tee shirt. Someone is literally making plans for it as they watch this show. Jimmy i know you probably got here by a plane or Something Like that, but why did you move to los angeles . I wanted to act. I immersed myself my entire life. I was obsessed with it. And i went to be a background extra in a movie, and it was a movie written and directed by lance black, he wrote milk. Jimmy right. And i just saw him at the audition, and i figured im not going to get a speaking part, so i said hey, i just wanted to say congrats on milk, its a beautiful film. I love your speech, im a christian. And when you said god doesnt hate gay people, that needs to be said, thank you. I was ready to walk away, and he said there might be a part for you, let me get your name, and he brought me back, and i booked like the big part in the movie. Jimmy he remembered you from that . From that. He brought me back. Jimmy he didnt even know if you could act and he gave you that part . I did have to audition, but i was pretty, i was aggressive and immersive. The guys i was auditioning against worked at like sam goody. Jimmy this is back home. This was back home in michigan. I made some money and moved to l. A. Two months later. Jimmy do you keep in touch with him at all . I try not to bother him. Hes a busy guy, got a family, doing speaking engagements. I text him once a year to say lance black gave me my start. Jimmy i bet he takes pleasure in that. Hell be excited to see new this movie, by the way, i thought was great, and were you fantastic in it. Its called Richard Jewell. This is the story of the man who is now deceased, who was wrongly accused of planting a bomb at the olympics in atlanta. It was, and, you know, its a sad, it is a sad story, for sure. Its heavy, you know. Its one of those movies that, its sort of like you have to google it afterwards because some of the things seem so unbelievable. And then you find out theyre real, but its pretty jawdropping. Jimmy by the way, speaking of it being real, i mentioned this to sam rockwell when he was here. I was there, in, i was working in a radio station, i was in the parking lot. Oh, seriously. Jimmy at Richard Jewells apartment complex. What . Jimmy with the media depicted in the film. And it is exactly as i remembered it. I mean exactly as i remembered it, and its a very strange experience to see that. Its almost watching like a home movie or something, but i happened to be there covering the olympics. I was a sports guy on the radio station. And this happened. It became the big story, and we were out in the parking lot just waiti waiting for something. I doesnt know what. Thats nuts. Suddenly, everybodys like, maybe well just stay here to see what we get and well put it on whenever, you know. Jimmy is it intimidating to be directed by Clint Eastwood . No, and it should have been. And i dont say that out of any poise or arrogance. Its like he puts you at ease. He reminds you, hes a film fan himself, and a lot of the great directors ive worked with, spike lee, Clint Eastwood, they all show that theyre still fans and people and family men, so it deescalates the nerves, but i was more nervous to meet bobbi jewell, richards mom. She came on the lot, and i was, i got the part, holy cow. And i go in and th they couldnt have been sweeter. And she goes, you look just like richard. You look just like my son. And she says youre doing things like him that you dont even know youre doing like him. It felt like the ultimate signoff to get her approval. Jimmy were you intentionally doing things like him . I was looking for bombs, no. I, i was very, i think its just some inherent stuff, you know, we do have similar tendencies and traits, you know. Im sure. Jimmy you do, you think so, huh . More than, a lot of the characters i play, whether good guys or scummy guys, i got a lot in common with a lot of them. Theres a reason i get these parts, know what i mean . Theres a reason. Jimmy do you think that Clint Eastwood is someone you will keep in touch with regularly . Over the course of your life . God, i hope so. I hope hes not sick of me. Hes been seeing a lot of me recently. I make him laugh, too, you know. I dont know thousahow to put o. Im the same person with everybody. I had fun making him laugh. Jimmy what makes Clint Eastwood makes him laugh . I think sponts nayity. Hes so used to what he does. Hes made like 30some movies. Keeping it moving. There was a day when we did the karaoke scene, which thank god isnt in the film, seriously. We had a karaoke scene that got cut. And clint looked at me and goes, do you even know how to sing . And i just, everyones looking, like 40 crew members are looking at my after he says that and and said l is for the way you look at me im talkin to you, clinty. I did a whole Frank Sinatra thing and he looks at me and says always with the the the te Richard Jewell opens in theatres tomorrow and well return with music from mark ronson and anderson. Paak. Dicky to see more music check out 4 x far music and adventure festival, january 18th and 19th. For tickets and more information. The Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gle, mercedes benz, the best or nothing. 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[ cheers and applause ] and then there were two right now we got to start somewhere how far to go i dont care just when i thought you leave me blue you come around outta nowhere just when i thought you leave me there you came back cool you came back cool my company is leaving the minute that you tell me we gotta move cause without you im a sloucher ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh but with you im ambitious such a monster when im not near you ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh but together we cant stop look in the mirrors right now we have to start somewhere start somewhere how far to go i dont care baby, i dont care just when i thought you leave me blue so blue you come around outta nowhere a hundred Million People just to smother the mood i had to plead to get them all out the room but then there were two ooh, yeah yeah just when i thought id seen it all i stand confused my understanding is weak and i been seriously thinking it might be through cause without you im a sloucher ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh but with you im ambitious such a monster when im not near you ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh but together we cant stop look in the mirrors right now we have to start somewhere start somewhere how far to go i dont care baby, i dont care just when i thought you leave me blue so blue you come around outta nowhere a hundred Million People just to smother the mood i had to plead to get them all out the room but then there were two ooh, yeah yeah big boss tailormade garments the only thing i needed was reason to be cautious if i call it like i see it then i would say im starting to become a decent human being without losing my monster i started at the beginning all that matters is the Common Ground ooh, ooh, ooh that we live in and getting this bread like park pigeon how far to go i never paid attention ooh, ooh, ooh when im with you i can complete any big or Small Mission right now we have to start somewhere how far to go i dont care just when i thought you leaving blue you come around outta nowhere right now we have to start somewhere how far to go i dont care just when i thought you leaving blue you come around outta nowhere a hundred Million People just to smother the mood i had to plead to get them all out the room but then there were two [cheers and applause] this is nightline. Tonight, Richard Jewell. The act of terrorism transforming one mans life forever. A great deal of anger with people, anger at whoever was responsible for this overnight. A heroic deed dissected. A life destroyed. Did you do it . No sir, i didnt now the interrogation video seen for the first time. I dont know if i should call my attorney or not. The search for vindication hitting hollywood. Plus, emma chamberlain. I wanted a coffee and i made it happen. The larger than life youtube personality. Proud and unapologetic about her ups and downs. I became severely depressed. Not afraid to be herself in the face of online haters. B f