Ha thank you for watching tonight. I want to thank my friends moshe kasher and eric andre. You can see moshe on comedy centrals another period, and hes the host of hound tall discussion series podcast. Check it out. Season 4 of eric andres show starts. Guys, what are you dancing to . August 5th at midnight. Im krumping. On adult swim. You can follow me on twitter nikkiglaser. Next week, weve got margaret cho and kurt braunohler, so be sure to tune in. Heres your happy ending. Good night, pervs. [ cheers and applause ] moshe wait. Have you heard of nikki glaser . Shes my favorite comic. Hey, have you heard of nikki glaser . Shes my favorite comic. [ both laugh ] nikki no, ive never heard of her. No, ive ive never heard of her. I like amy schumer. I like amy amy schumer. [ laughter and applause ] from philadelphia, where the Founding Fathers first told england to suck it, its the 2016 Democratic National convention. Lets not get crazy. Night one, a bold new theme. cheers trevor welcome t
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Abc7 news starts right now with live breaking news. That breaking news is out of san jose where police the fbi and the dea are conducting the largest crackdown on illegal gambling in the citys history. Officers raided nearly a dozen cafes and rounded up gambling machines and more. Good evening. Im dan ashley. Im ama daetz. Lisa amin gulezian has more. Lisa . The fbi the dea and the San Jose Police cleared out of here a few minutes ago. They arrived at wave cafe at 8 30 tonight and they did not leave empty handed. They loaded more than a dozen gambling machines into an unmarked suv. Evidence confiscated from wave cafe one of 11 vietnamese owned cafes raided in san jose. Federal, state and local agencies worked together on what they are calling operation omni. Sites where agents believe illegal gambling has been taking place. Most of the locations are on or around tully road. This moving truck was filled with slot machines and other gaming devices. They took out some machines and chairs,
Private emails. [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content and accuracy. Visit ncicap. Org] leon first, a driver cited after causing an eight mile backup. The driver of the car played a role. Alison and we are hearing from the man who said the i95 accident was not his fault. Tom roussey has the story. Tom alison, this accident caused a huge mess on 95 today but at this hour things are moving normally. The northbound lanes were shut down for hours, but the southbound lanes where this happened were shut down until early this evening. Check out this video of how bad it looked after the four vehicle crash. The tanker truck actually overturned. According to the maryland state police, chris rose of laurel was driving a ford focus when he abruptly changed lanes as he was merging onto 95 south, hitting a chevy malibu, starting the Chain Reaction. When we spoke with rose tonight, he said the reason he changed lane so fast was because
Appears that he is trying to recreate the eagles in his own i am image. Making a move for the biggest move, a new quarterback. And chip kellys bombshell swapping quarterbacks with the rams, nick foles for sam bradford. A lot of fans cannot help that there is another cleat yet to drop. And the latest from Ducis Rodgers. The eagles fans are shaking their head. Mariota is the quarterback many want here. How they can get to that is any ones guess. Acquiring sam bradford and st. Louis 2015 fifthround trick. And shipping out nick foles and the fourth round pick this year and next years secondround pick. Bradford a former number one pick, and has been in the league since 2010. Enjoying success early. Name the a. P. Offensive rookie of the year his rookie season but injured in recent years. Bradford missed all of last season after tearing his left acl the second time in as many seasons. His best season was in 2012 when he threw over 3700 yards and 21 touchdowns. Foles lit the nfl on fire in 20