Republican candidates all across the country in november, the expresident and his maga allies are reminding us just why that Gender Gap exists in the first place. Statements that reveal over and over and over again their Udder Disregard for freedoms and views held by countless numbers of women in this country. Case in point, the expresident turned in a Gaslighting Performance for the ages at a rally Last Night. I am your protectorer. I want to be your protector as president. I have to be your protector. I hope you dont make too much of it. I hope the fake news doesnt go, oh, he wants to be their protect er. Well, i am. Youll no longer be abandoned, lonely or scared. Youll no longer be in danger. Youre not going to be in danger any longer. Youll no longer have anxiety from all of the problems our country has today. Youll be protected, and i will be your protector. [ applause ] women will be happy, healthy, confident, and free. You will no longer be thinking about abortion. Never mind th
hello, everyone. i m touching imperial along with jessica tarlov, jesse watters, sandra smith, and greg gutfeld. it s 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. the so-called great savior of democracy is back, fresh off his caribbean vacation where he got sunburned into oblivion. president biden was out in valley forge to kick off his first major campaign speech of the year, but it looks like the big guy is all out of big ideas. instead of talking about his policies or how he ll make your lives better, biden bashed maga supporters engineer six, mentioning george washington while he fashioned himself against dictatorship. speak of his campaign is about him, not america, not you. donald trump s campaign is obsessed with the past, not the future. he s willing to sacrifice our democracy, put himself in power, and his supporters not only embrace political violence, but they laugh about it. so hear me clearly. i will say what donald trump won t. political violence is neve
jessica tarlov, jesse watters, d greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. the so-called great savior of democracy is back. rushed off his caribbean vacation where he got sunburned into oblivion. president biden was at valley forge to kick off his first major campaign speech of the year, but it looks like the big guy is out of big ideas. instead of talking policies or how he will make your lives better, biden bashed maga supporters and january 6th. the president repeatedly mentioned george washington, while fanning himself as a defender against dictatorship. donald trump s campaign is about him, not america, not you. donald trump s campaign is obsessed with the past, not the future. he is willing to sacrifice our democracy, put himself in power. maga supporters not only embrace political they abide by it. hear me clearly, i will stay with donald trump won t: political violence is never, ever acceptable in the united states, never, never, never.
[applause] hello, america. hi, girl. i m jimmy the king of late night is off so instead you get the rodney king. good start. too soon, it was 1992, you guys. thank you. i get beat up a lot on the show for always mentioning that i m a former new york city cab driver but i ve had some pretty cool experiences behind the wheel. i once got al pacino, because he got in, and i was like, alpena, and he goes, my god, a white cab driver. what are the odds? i have had a tons of celebs in my taxi although i never drove gutfeld. i never picked up prince harry or meghan markle. although it s worth noting that my high-speed chase happened when i was on foot but the point is the point. growing up i felt bad for being a guy with a c-cup boopies but i wish i had them now i could get a bud light into them. [applause] jimmy. you know, we make fun of mulvaney but the truth is i would rather watch 10 hours of him pretending to be a woman than sit through another second of harry and megan s
and that s how primetime is feeling right now about officials in california. they won t tell us anything about the dui arrest of nancy pelosi s husband paul. so we re left to assume the worst here s what we know almost two weeks ago while fancy nancy was out of town, pappa paul pelosi thrown in the slammer late saturday night. booked for drunk driving after having drunk drinks at his exotic napa california winery. california insiders admitted there may have been hankie panky going on behind nancy s back but i digress. police were alerted to the pappa pauly after he smacked his $100,000 porsche no an innocent driver and, yet, two weeks later, that is still really all we know about the arrest. the case has pretty much been buried from the public there has been no release of pappa pauly s smug shot. believe me primetime has been doing everything by the books to get it out. we basically called every office this in napa county like they told us to. and we have just gotten noth