So i woke up. I wrestled the kids. I took a shower. I drove into work. I sat dune on my desk. Somehow found myself in a twitter war with roy moore. [ laughter ] running for senate in alabama even though multiple women accused him of hitting on them, groping them, et cetera, before they were 18 years old . Roy moore is not happy with me. What happened was they had a rally for roy moore at a church in theodore, alabama. Roy is running against someone as far as i know hasnt been accused of child molesting, doug jones. The election is december 12th. According to new polls they released this week roy moore leads doug jones by 5 or 6 points which doesnt say a lot for doug. Even though roy moore was reportedly so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the mall in gadston, alabama. Imagine getting banned from the mall. No hot dog on a stick for you. [ laughter ] they had a rally for roy. A number of his supporters were there and one of them just happened to be our friend jake byrd, who
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 791. Yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, everybody welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. Welcome to the tonight show. Baby, this is it. [ cheers and applause ] glad you could be here. Oh, i love you. I love you. Heres what people are talking about. I saw that it snowed at the white house today, and freezing. I guess thats why trump spent the whole day with his tongue stuck to the flag pole. [ laughter and applause ] they triple dog dared me. God bless the united states. [ laughter ] this morning trump visited the fbi. Yep, he walked in, saw his photo on the wall and was like, isnt that nice, im the most wanted. [ laughter and applause ] no big deal. This is very interesting. Trump was the first president to speak at the fbi graduation since richard nixon. I guess theres one more thing trump and nixon will have in common. [ laughter and applause ] theyre both steve bravo.
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 791. Yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, everybody welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. Welcome to the tonight show. Baby, this is it. [ cheers and applause ] glad you could be here. Oh, i love you. I love you. Heres what people are talking about. I saw that it snowed at the white house today, and temperatures are below freezing. I guess thats why trump spent the whole day with his tongue stuck to the flag pole. [ laughter and applause ] they triple dog dared me. God bless the united states. [ laughter ] this morning trump visited the fbi. Yep, he walked in, saw his photo on the wall and was like, isnt that nice, im the most wanted. [ laughter and applause ] no big deal. This is very interesting. Trump was the first president to speak at the fbi graduation since richard nixon. I guess theres one more thing trump and nixon will have in common. [ laughter and applause ] t
I appreciate it. On what was yet another crazy day here in the United States of america. More famous and powerful men accused today of inappropriate behavior, including this was a shocker, santa claus. [ laughter ] apparently one of the children on his routes saw him kissing mommy and i guess its over. As is matt lauer. Matt lauer was let go from the today show this morning because of unspecified allegations of Sexual Harassment. This morning my wife looked on her phone and said, oh my god, matt lauer, which of course i assumed he was dead. [ laughter ] i guess this is better, i dont know. Very surprising. Poor Savannah Guthrie had to go on the air, break the news moments after she found out about it. Of course President Trump weighed in on this as president s do. [ laughter ] matt lauer was just fired from nbc for inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace. When will the top executives be at nbc and comcast be fired for put out so much fake news . Check out andy lax pass. If anyon
[ laughter ] apparently one of the children on his routes saw him kissing mommy and i guess its over. As is matt lauer. Matt lauer was let go from the today show this morning because of unspecified allegations of Sexual Harassment. This morning my wife looked on her phone and said, oh my god, matt lauer, which of course i assumed he was dead. [ laughter ] i guess this is better, i dont know. Very surprising. Poor Savannah Guthrie had to go on the air, break the news moments after she found out about it. Of course President Trump weighed in on this as president s do. [ laughter ] matt lauer was just fired from nbc for inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace. When will the top executives be at nbc and comcast be fired for put out so much fake news . Check out andy lax pass. If anyone knows about inappropriate behavior at the workplace at nbc, its donald j. Trump. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] is he aware that hes him . I dont think he is. [ laughter ] i think he sees donald