Face, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly am he announced today that he is retooring from the nfl after 18 years, yeah. Apparently he wants to spend more time with his sponsors. He will be rich, i mean missed. applause fairwell, peyton. So from one man covered in orange to another, i laughter i think we can all agree donald trump is the best thing to happen to politics. No, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. Cuz there was a time when for most people watching primary debates was a chor. And one of those chores that you dont have to do, you know, like dusting the toilet. But now thanks to trump, people are once again engeajed in the democratic process, hoping, just hoping to catch moments like this. He referred to my hands, if theyre small, Something Else must be small. I guarantee you, theres no problem. I guarantee you. Trevor thats right. That, that was a prime time president ial debate, where the frontrunner reassured the American Public that he has a huge penis. Now, now the thing that p
The question how dangerous would a donald Trump Presidency be . The economist economys Intelligence Unit has now listed a Trump Presidency among its top ten threat to the world. In its updated global risk assessment, a Trump Presidency would be as dangerous to the World Economy as the possibility of islamic terrorists destabilizing global growth. Trevor goddam trump is as dangerous as terrorism . What a slap in the face to isis. 50,000 fighters and one man is the same level of world threat. Like maybe one day well be flying and say i dont want to alarm anybody, but i think i saw a trump on the plane. How do i know . Because he was wearing that thing on his head. Thats his hair, come on, its his hair. So this highlights the question i think many of us have been asking. How did donald trump go from beinged guy who fake fired people on tv to the orange tinted terror. You know, how the [bleep] did we get here. Is the subject of our new segment how the [bleep] we got here. Tonight were goin
[laught [laughter] woohoo tune in next week to see if i can pull off the sack of flour challenge. Goodnight. [cheering and applause] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Im trevor noah. Thank you so much. My guest tonight is from cnns new show united shades of america, w. Kamau bell is joining us, people cheers and applause but first, but first, we have to talk about last night. So many records set. Obviously, steph curry leading the warriors to 73 wins. That was insane. Well done, golden state. That was amazing. applause but, of course, for me, especially, the bigger news was the old man putting up crazy numbers. Yeah, its true, Bernie Sanders got 27,000 people in Washington Square park last night. applause no, but, seriously, but seriously, congrats to the momba. I dont know if you watched the game but kobe was amazing, 60 points. He took more shots than a ch
Announcer march 15th, 2016. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. [ cheers and applause ] trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you so much. Tc our guest tonight, im really excited for this, the New York Times columnist and coauthor of the book indentured, joe nocera is joining us, people [ cheers and applause ] so, tonight, were going to talk about unforced errors. Also known as whoopsies. Goofemups, or one Great American philosopher puts it [ laughter ] did i do that . You see, sometimes you get so in your head about winning, that you psych yourself out. It happens a lot to athletes under pressure. Like when shaq would miss his freethrows or Peyton Manning threw that pass over the fence into oldman witherbees yard, yeah, remember that, and they had to end the game in the third quarter, because that place is haunted, yo. Unforced errors, also a big hazard in politics, especially for president
Besides, i told stan and kyle we could work on our science project then. Well, what if i took you to Kentucky Fried Chicken afterward and then well go to target and ill buy you a mega ranger. Could i perhaps have. Two mega rangers . Yes, darling. You can have whatever you want. [opera plays] march 21s, 2016, from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, were back. Its a monday and were back. Thank you so much, everybody, thank you so much. Im trevor noah. My guest ton Prison Reform advocate and author of writing my wrongs shaka senghor joins us, people. applause but to start todays show lets talk about the vinyl sofa stuffed with racist refrigerator poetry, im talking about donald trump. With his everincreasing lead in the republican primaries a lot of people have started asking the question how dangerous would a donald Trump Presidency be . The economist economys Intelligence U