Im jimmy. Thank you for coming. [cheers and applause] i appreciate that. Thank you. Please, relax, relax. Im glad, thank you very much. Im very happy youre here. Im happy im here. Its great to be back in las vegas. [cheers and applause] let me ask a quick question. How many of you in our audience tonight, how many of you actually live in las vegas . [cheers and applause] jimmy i lived, i lived in las vegas at one time. Now im trying not to die in las vegas, because this is our fourth night here. You know youve been in vegas too long when you see someone stepped off an elevator, and youre surprised theyre not holding a yardlong plastic bong full of purple margarita liquid or whatever the hell that is. Las vegas is the city that answers the question, how many times a day can a man stop you on the street and ask you if you want to go to a strip club. The answer is a lot of times. Last night i saw a college kid, although he probably wasnt in college. He was riding a jazzy scooter through t
- you know what? that looks like fire! - comedy without black people would be like the nba without black players. (kevin screaming) - your biggest, biggest superstars in comedy have been black. (eddie yelling) - just genius and hilarious. - yeah, i said it. (audience cheering) - the chappelle show redefined sketch comedy. - i m rick james, bitch. (audience laughing) - in living color set up a platform for black comedians blowing up. - i don t think so. homie don t play that. (audience laughing) - arsenio hall was, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. it was groundbreaking. - [audience] woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. - you had a black man willing to fight the power. - nice being out of jail. (audience laughing) - laughter is healing, laughter purifies the air. actually i don t like to talk about the races, because i m white. - and we, as black people, have been doing it forever. - i am, this is a freckle. (audience laughing) - all black comedians discuss race. - it s harder being gay than i
To be here. Have you heard about that . Its a new weather phenomenon, a heat dome. Causing unusually high temperatures in 21 dates. Its expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. So dont go to those states, okay . And the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and well have to turn to mad max to help us. [ laughter ] president obama took to twitter to warn us about the heat. Sun, and check on your neighbors. Can you imagine checking on your neighbors in l. A. . I live across the street, just checking on ya. Everything okay . Donald trump weighed in on the heat too, he tweeted, the sun is the worst. Hot, lazy, stupid, donothing sun is a big fat loser. He takes a more direct approach. In cleveland tonight, donald trump officially accepted the almost a full week of people kissing his ass, it was finally time to kiss it himself and kiss he did. Trump arrived atop a goldplated elephant firing bedazzled make America Great tshirts into the crowd. Not really. But its
Watching. Thanks to all of you here for coming. Thanks for braving the heat dome to be here. Have you heard about that . Its a new weather phenomenon, causing unusually high temperatures, expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. So, dont go to some of those states. And the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and well have to turn to mad max to help us. And president obama writing, drink water, stay out of the sun, and check on your neighbors. Can you imagine checking on your neighbors in los angeles . And donald trump tweeting, the sun is the worst. Hot, lazy, stupid, the sun is a big fat loser. In cleveland tonight, donald trump officially accepted the republican nomination after almost a full week of people kissing his ass, he finally kissed himself. Throwing make America Great tshirts into the crowd, not really, but its kind of believable, right . When he finished his speech, they dropped 125,000 balloons, poor Chris Christie spent all day blowing them
Thanks to all of you here for coming. Thanks for braving the heat dome to be here. Have you heard about that . Its a new weather phenomenon, a heat dome. Causing unusually high temperatures in 21 dates. Its expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. So dont go to those states, okay . And the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and well have to turn to mad max to help us. [ laughter ] president obama took to twitter to warn us about the heat. Drink water, stay out of the sun, and check on your neighbors. Can you imagine checking on your neighbors in l. A. . I live across the street, just checking on ya. Everything okay . Donald trump weighed in on the heat too, he tweeted, the sun is the worst. Hot, lazy, stupid, donothing sun is a big fat loser. He takes a more direct approach. In cleveland tonight, donald trump officially accepted the republican nomination after almost a full week of people kissing his ass, it was finally time to kiss it himself and kiss h