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from washington. tonight, the flimflam gang. the that s the focus of tonight s angle. all right. the talking point this year for globalists is that conservatives skeptical about the mcconnell schumer border servativ deal don t really wanta to solve the crisis. they re just bowing down to donalhuck schd, who opposes it s not surprising, i guess, but it s it s i mean, it s deeply. people are dying and people s lot you know, there are a lot of people s lives are in the balance here. i think that s a fundamental problem with trumpism. right. if i think is about nihilism, ie burn it down caucus. r they right. d they don t want to legislate n is solvingproblems problems. right? they don t want the government to wort thk similar flimsy thing coming from conservative stalwart mitt romney, another of trumpthin loathing pro-amnesy republicans like thom tillis. it is immoral for me to say you look the other way because . you think this is the linchpin for president trump to
yes! yes! that s right. it s friday. so you know what that means? let s welcome tonight s guests. he s hear on a day pass from the halfway house, founder of the leftists party, michael loftus. she s my third favorite charlie after chaplain and horse. charlie are no. she loves pranks, giving thanks and getting restraining orders because of your cousin hank. new york times best seller, kat timpf. and the only thing he hates more than snow is child support. new york times best-selling author, comedian and world champion nwa whatever. all right. this audience is out of control. but before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. you know it. it s where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. that s why they are called leftovers. as always it s my first time reading them. if they suck we will take joe on a helicopter ride and drop him into a volcano. all right, southwest airlines is being praised by plus size travelers that allow overweight customers an fre