her only threesome is with smoky and the bandit. i checked it with her. he knows what good tv is but decided to do our show any way. rob law. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep. comedian joe davito. finally, he buys two seats when he flies. one for him and one for his belt. my massive side kick. yes. all right. before we get to these news stories, it s friday. let s do this. greg s leftovers. mmm. tasty, hot water. ahh. it s leftovers. i read the jokes we didn t use this week. it s my first time reading them. if they suck, i get to kill anyone i want. a group of nude cyclists exposed themselves to children at the seattle pride parade. coincide coincidentally, it s the first time those cyclists were exposed to exercise. when asked if cycling in the buff would be painful, lance armstrong replied, my ball would be killing me. all right. after the president was seen with strap marks on his face, the white house confirmed that he wears a c-pap mask f
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invited during tips presidential run are here i have not seen this many single men since they dug up cats backyard. policy of i democrat president are biting him like in a hungry bryant skelter. on monday adams announced 50 churches or faith based space for fans of weird need legals euphemisms single, did you tell illegal ail yens each that is 50 times 19 what is that cats? i m sorry. unnecessary. really. we will have a meeting after. i think that is less then and there a thousand but last week twice this many in new york. any other bright ideas mr. mayor? do you have a vision? it is my vision to take the next step to this the faith based locals and move to. of private drentszs. there are residents who are suffering right now because of economic challenges. they have pair rooms. than i have locals and we can find a way to get overnight 30-day rule and other rules government in its accomplice you mean got that. move the migrants to homes current residents are already suffe
of the first time i saw kim kardashian s butt in person. see, that is me right there. [laughter] greg: i m behind her and to the right and you can clearly see my eyes were laser focused on that thing, and that thing was so big it kind of felt like it was staring back. now this happened in 2016 at the white house correspondent s dinner. i haven t gone since because how could i top that. this weekend s version of the event also reminded me why i haven t been back either. main stream media sucks and it s worse than a tux because the coverage reminds us of what it really is about. something i call ego affirming care. it s where members of the so-called free press can inflate their self-esteem like chinese spy balloons. and like every award show artificially created as a reminder that they matter. it s where they can saver shrimp cocktail al with the smell of joe biden s lingering farts. they smell like butterscotch. that s what happens when you main line werthers. to say dc is
the story. i didn t need the times to tell me that the people of palestine doubted the e.p.a. we have been doing this story all week. we have been talking to the people there all week. we sent a producer out there this week. so the times reporting guys with primetime s reporting. these people don t trust the government because the government hasn t given them a reason to trust them. and we can go down the list. why? the story ends on page a-17 and then next to it was a second story on the toxic train wreck. this story headline chernobyl 2.0? feverish speculation after derailment, fire and toxic smoke. stuart thompson of the times is saying that right wing commentators are speculating that the toxic train wreck could be really catastrophic and people shouldn t trust what the government tells them. yeah, guilty as charged. the new york times then mentions this show, quote: you better punch in at 9:00 a.m., ohio, even if it means inhaling mustard gas on the way in said