Steve from 30 Rockefeller Plaza here in new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. And now, here he is, jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests, jamie dornan, Lisa Robinson, musical guest, phoebe bridgers and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, thanks very much oh, my goodness. Thank you, very much jimmy thank you, very much and welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for watching thank you for being here lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, we have some good news from overseas in the fight against covid. Watch this the u. K. Approved the Pfizer Vaccine. It makes the u. K. The First Western country to give a vaccine to the public, outside of trials. Jimmy wow, everyone there will be have access to the Pfizer Vaccine apparently the u. K. Is apparently now five hours and five months ahead of us. Americans heard and were like, i watch the crown, does that
Trevor well hello, everybody, welcome to the daily social distancing show, im trevor noah. Today is wednesday, the 27bd of december. Which means there is only 49 days left until trump is no longer president and start starts selling National Secrets on his only fan account, anyway coming up on tonights show, the queen has the vaccine y black people cant buy homes and Michael J Fox will join us on the show, lets do this, welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Lets kick things off with the coronavirus pandemic. You know, the reason why our nostrils arent virgins any more. Today the world hit a major milestone as great britan became the first country to officially approve a fully tested vaccine. So big congratulations britan, it is amazing how much you can get done when you dont waste time combing your hair. And you know this is really, really great new
But before we get to that, lets kick it off with a fun crime story thats out of this world. And now that i hear that, it probably sounded like it has something to do with outer space, which it doesnt. No, its not out of this world. Its pretty cool, though. A wild chase worthy of the big screen. The suspect in a multimillion dollar ponzi scheme tried to escape the feds under the water of lake shasta. The u. S. Attorneys office says mathew percy took off in his truck when the f. B. I. Showed up at his home and eventually jumped on a sea scooter, a device that propels people up to 100 feet under water. Well, agents eventually spotted his bubbles and waited him out. When he finally came out, they cuffed him. Trevor man, there is so much i love about this story. First of all, i love how the guy had the sea scooter ready, like, he knew he was going to have to outrun the feds at some point. Thats going to be a hard one to explain to the judge. Not guilty, your honor although, yes, i did try t
Of homes destroyed, hurricane iotas trail of destruction. We sold all of our turkeys in two hours. Plus, downsizing thanksgiving, the demand for small turkeys and the extreme measures farmers took to deliver. Live from cnbc global headquarters, the facts, the truth, the news with Shepard Smith. Good evening, we have new covid19 reporting on two fronts, one, more Covid Patients are dying, a doctor raising a red flag about Vaccine Distribution his point, rampant covid spread will make getting the vaccine administered very difficult. That from dr. Ashish ja, who will join us live shortly. The death rate is rising, Public Health officials call it alarming, 2,015 people died yesterday from covid, the day before, it was 1848, the day before that, 1,707 rapid alarming death rate. And look at this, the third week of july, right at the peak of the second wave, 863 people died on average per day this third week of november with cases still rising, an average of 1,335 people die on an average per
Imagine if i started learning ference today, and eight months after practicing, i dont speak french. And i think its a little insane that these restrictions are just now happening. Because weve known the importance of wearing a mask for months, and some states are just now putting a mask mandate into place. Only now . This is like hosting a pool party, and then in the last ten minutes saying okay, new rule no shitting in the pool. Yeah looking at you, david i mean, better late than never, but thats some shit floating around. But this is why it is so important to always wear a mask in public spaces. You can protect your loved ones and your whole community with a 3 strip of fabric, people. You have no excuse. And maybe youre saying, but trevor, im a rich snob. I would never wear something that only costs 3. Well, now you have no excuse, either. Who says staying safe cant also be a fashion statement . The worlds most expensive face mask now making its debut. The 1. 5 million mask was crea