But before we get to that, lets kick it off with a fun crime story thats out of this world. And now that i hear that, it probably sounded like it has something to do with outer space, which it doesnt. No, its not out of this world. Its pretty cool, though. A wild chase worthy of the big screen. The suspect in a multimillion dollar ponzi scheme tried to escape the feds under the water of lake shasta. The u. S. Attorneys office says mathew percy took off in his truck when the f. B. I. Showed up at his home and eventually jumped on a sea scooter, a device that propels people up to 100 feet under water. Well, agents eventually spotted his bubbles and waited him out. When he finally came out, they cuffed him. Trevor man, there is so much i love about this story. First of all, i love how the guy had the sea scooter ready, like, he knew he was going to have to outrun the feds at some point. Thats going to be a hard one to explain to the judge. Not guilty, your honor although, yes, i did try to escape with a method used mostly by cartoon super villains. And how are you going to try to escape in a lake . My man, a lake doesnt go anywhere its like if o. J. Took the white bronco around a nascar track. Youre not escaping. Youre just wasting everyones time im also disappointed that the cops just waited him out. Whats the point of even having an aquaman, if were not going to use him . But lets move on tho the only story of the world the raging coronavirus pandemic. This morning, alarming covid numbers all across the country, 1 million americans diagnosed with covid19 this week. Thats about 100 americans diagnosed every minute. In philadelphia, where cases are rising, the city starting sweeping restrictions friday, closing indoor dining, gyms, and putting an end to youth sports through the end of the year. California also seeing a surge. Starting tuesday, 94 of the state will fall under its strictest tier of restrictions. In michigan, rapid spread, almost 13,000 new covid19 cases in one day. In utah, i. C. U. S are nearing capacity. Frontline workers from new york, once the epicenter of the virus, are now heading there to help. In iowa, the strain on state hospitals led governor kim reynolds to order a new mask mandate and nearly all indoor spaces, and a ban on indoor gatherings of more than 15 people after months of resisting calls to do so. If iowans dont buy into this, we lose. Trevor you know, guys, its amazing to me that were eight months into this pandemic, and were somehow getting worse at dealing with it. It makes no sense. Imagine if i started learning ference today, and eight months after practicing, i dont speak french. And i think its a little insane that these restrictions are just now happening. Because weve known the importance of wearing a mask for months, and some states are just now putting a mask mandate into place. Only now . This is like hosting a pool party, and then in the last ten minutes saying okay, new rule no shitting in the pool. Yeah looking at you, david i mean, better late than never, but thats some shit floating around. But this is why it is so important to always wear a mask in public spaces. You can protect your loved ones and your whole community with a 3 strip of fabric, people. You have no excuse. And maybe youre saying, but trevor, im a rich snob. I would never wear something that only costs 3. Well, now you have no excuse, either. Who says staying safe cant also be a fashion statement . The worlds most expensive face mask now making its debut. The 1. 5 million mask was created by an israeli jewelry company. Hey, the holidays are coming. It features more than 3,600 black and white diamonds set in 250 grams of pure 18carat gold. The designer says its made to be 100 wearable. It features a slot for the wearer to insert a yes, disposable n91 mask, which is finer than a n95 mask. Trevor wow, a 1. 5 million face mask rich people learn how to read the room. People all over the world are like, were starving, and we need a more equal society, and then rich people are like, is there any way i can breathe through diamonds . Im just saying, maybe lay low for a little while. Honestly, guys, where are you even going to wear this thing, a fancy party . Where are you going to wear a diamond mask . Youre not going to wear it in the street. Youre not supposed to have parties during corona youre gonna end up wearing this around the house, just showing it off to your cat. So. Mr. Whiskers. Impressed . cat meows no, you go back where you came from of course, masks arent the only important thing needed to slow the spread of coronavirus. We also have to keep up social distancing. And right now, that means not having big family gettogethers for the holidays. Which sucks, please, dont get me wrong. I get it. But does it suck more than having your loved ones die of covid . Well, according to the trump administration, yes, it does. Dr. Scott atlas, who is one of the president s sources as it relates to the pandemic, and he has now come out and is talking about what people should be doing as they head into thanksgiving with so much attention on the holiday right now. This kind of isolation is one of the unspoken tragedies of the elderly, who are now being told, dont see your family at thanksgiving. For many people, this is their final thanksgiving, believe it or not. What are we doing here . I think we have to have a policy, which i have been advocating, which is a whole person, wholehealth policy. Trevor no, man, this dude is not serious. For many people this is their final thanksgiving . Really . I mean, yes, thanks to the trump administration, its definitely going to be many peoples final thanksgiving, but still. And i love that whole whole Person Health policy. If you die of covid, thats the whole thing its not like youre going to say, well, i died of covid, but, damn, those mashed potatoes were great look, i do think its important for people to see their families, especially around thanksgiving. People look forward to it. But i also think its more important to be able to see your family for the next 10 thanksgivings theyll hopefully get to have after it. Its not like americans arent used to the idea of not going home for the holidays because they have to keep the country safe. American generals in world war ii werent like, sure, beating hitler is important, but whats the point of freedom if we have to miss cranberry sauce for one year . Lets go home, soldiers and its so hilarious that conservatives have ended up here because when this pandemic started remember they said we dont have to shut down the economy. Just be safe and responsible. Then they were like, we dont have to wear masks. Just protect the elderly. Now theyre like, you know what, bring the elderly in here. I cant fit all these leftovers in my fridge, okay. Get in here . It just doesnt make sense. It just doesnt make sense why trump is willing to risk old people being exposed so much to corona this much. Unless he thinks that it will end up making him look good in the long run, because you wont have old people dying if all the old people are already dead. Were going to take a quick break, but when we come back, Donald Trumps lastditch plan to win the election which he lost. And after that, my cantmiss interview with kevin hart. Stick around. I love this view. I love that every time this commercial airs, i get to drink another mountain dew. You got me feelin punchdrunk crazy, so crazy its everything i want, now maybe, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh can we do it again . Your blessings all i ever wanted im stressed, you got me feelin nauseous wowwowwowwowwow wowwowwowwowwow wow everything you need, when you need it most. 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Trevor yeah, even though trump lost the election, some of his people are hoping he can pull out a win by using faithless electors. And although faithless electors sounds like one of your aunties grownup novels, theyre not. And, look, please dont get me wrong. This would be a loooong shot. Its about as likely as Mitch Mcconnell being on the cover of mens health. But, theoretically, faithless electors could give trump the presidency. So the question is who are they . What are they . And how could they be used to overturn the election . Lets find out, in another installment of if you dont know, now you know. When you were a little kid, you probably believed that people vote for president , and whoever gets the most votes wins, yeah. Simple child mind. The same way you believed that your younger brother was brought by the stork. But once you got older, you learned that actually your mom and dad were riding the ftrain to bone town, because bone town is where the stork lives, and thats how they got your brother. And in the same way, the system for electing a president is more complex than just oneperson, onevote, because americas Founding Fathers wanted to come up with something that would prevent their biggest fear the people choosing someone terrible. The Electoral College is a sort of gluedtogether solution to a problem that the Constitutional Convention couldnt solve. They said, should the congress elect the president . No, if they do that then that congress will own the presidency. Another option was to have the people select their leader, but at the time, they thought the country was too large and the people not informed enough to make that choice. And one of the odd compromises that they came up with was actually using this set of political elites to do the actual voting for president , but still providing a mechanism to select those electors. They thought by creating this wise group of elites, these electors could filter popular passions. They were afraid of a demagogue being chosen. They mistrusted direct democracy. Alexander hamilton wrote that the goal was to ensure that, the office of president will never fall to the lot of any man who is not in an emminent degree endowed with the requisite qualifications. Trevor thats right. According to Alexander Hamilton the office of the president will never fall to the lot of any man who is not in an imminent degree endowed damn i should make a musical out of this but the point is americans dont vote for the president. Americans vote for a slate of electors who will then go and vote for the president. In many basis, its the same way that American High School kids dont buy the beer. They give the homeless man money, and then he goes to buy the beer on their behalf. That way its more responsible. Its amazing how if you read into it, the Founding Fathers really thought everyone in the country was super dumb. Because everyone talks about they wanted to build a new, perfect society, when really they were basically installing childproofing to keep the country safe and stop peopole from eating sand. Now, this whole idea of electors being smarter than the masses fell by the wayside pretty quickly. And one of their main reasons for doing this was because they thought a lot of americans wouldnt know enough about the candidates to vote for them. But that was hundreds of years ago when information was harder to come by. You only found out news when someone delivered it by horse. But now, we got the internet people. People are super informed. American voters know all about how. Hunter biden moved to russia and sold his laptop to Rudy Giuliani for drugs, and how Hillary Clinton is in a pedophile ring that wants to drink the blood of children, and i know melania has a body double whos having an affair with gary busey . Actually, you know what . Maybe we should go back to the horse. I dont know about this internet thing. But the point is, today its understood that a states electors will vote for the candidate who won their states popular vote. The only problem is thats just an understanding, not an actual law. According to the national archives, there is no constitutional provision or federal law that requires electors to vote according to their results of the popular vote in their state. Those who dont follow the wish, the will of the electorate, theyre called faithless electors. In 2016, four of the 12 electors in washington chose not to vote for Hillary Clinton, despite clinton winning the popular vote in the state. Instead, three voted for colin powell and one voted for the native activist faith spotted eagle. It isnt a new concept. According to fair vote, there have been 167 faithless electors since the Electoral College was founded. 43 changed their vote because the candidate they were supposed to vote for died before the Electoral College could vote. 40 chose to vote for the candidate they wanted rather than matching the popular vote. 17 either didnt vote or cast an abnormal ballot. In the 2004 election, rather than casting their vote for john kerry, the unknown elector cast their vote for kerrys v. P. , john edwards, and also misspelled edwards name as ewards. Trevor wow. So the founders just let legislators do whatever they want. They can choose someone the people didnt vote for. They can vote for a third party. Then can even just vote for a typo i cant believe what a giant flaw in the american electoral system this is. Its like finding out they keep a key to fort knox under the doormat. And just, by the way, i dont know if we should be holding voters accountable for the correct spelling of names, i dont think thats fair. Especially in a country thats got a hundred different ways to spell allison. How do you have four ls in your name, alison. Now, a lot of people do realize that this system is a problem. In fact, states were recently given the power to require electors to follow the will of the people. Unfortunately, very few of them actually do. In the past term, the Supreme Court upheld the right of the states to insist that electors vote for the person who won the popular vote, but heres the deal only 14 of those 50 states actually have that legal requirement. In those 14 states, if a faithless elector goes rogue, the state can throw them out on the street and get someone else in to vote according to the popular vote. But in all the rest of the states, if a faithless elector goes off on their own toot, theres nothing the state can do about it except fine them. Trevor really . Electors can subvert the will of the voters and undermine the basis of democracy, and their punishment is the same as parking in front of a fire hydrant . In fact, parking in front of a hydrant is even worse. You dont just get a fine, you get toed. Charges someone 1,000 for giving the presidency to someone doesnt mean they wont do it. It just means the bidding starts at 1,000. Trump is down so many electors its unlikely he can get enough to vote for him. The bad news is its easy to see how a future election could be close enough that the losing candidates could convince enough electors to make them the winning candidates. And it would be totally legal. So just a warning to all the states out there you guys might want to firm up your laws about faithless legislators, because trump might not succeed this time, but its only a matter of time before don jr. Runs. And god help us all if that chillless bleep ever gets into the white house. So those are the electors and thats how they can change the game. And if you dont know, now you know. Stick around, because when we come back, Jordan Klepper goes to the maga rally in d. C. And kevin hart tells us why hes quitting everything. You dont want to miss it. Hello hello there he go, my baby never answers in the room steps outside, or puts it on snooze he just do whatever he do ou ee ou ou ee ou hello hello hello hello hello hello been there, done that. Twice your cousin. From boston. Karen, im just gonna say what everyone here is thinking. You look smokin. Total smokeshow. And they never did find his finger. They had to close the pool for like an hour. I brought a date. Names sam. Dig in. Love is like boston lager. Rich, complex and its over too soon. Right, chrissy . Oh my god. Whoa . Someone please help of course. Youre tenacious, ill give you that [heavy breathing] product not yet rated. Lexus has been celebrating driveway moments. 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Was the site of the million maga march, which was thousands of angry, fired up people refusing to believe the results of the election. So, of course, we sent our very own Jordan Klepper there to chat with them. And he filed this very tense edition of jordan fingers the pulse. Trumps people were gathering, so i went to washington, d. C. , to the selfproclaimed and selfcounted million maga march, where moms for trump, maga dads, and free jazz instrumentalists for trump. Converged to do what, exactly . We are here to celebrate the winning of donald trump. Youre four years too late . Huh . Youre four years too late. What . No, no, no. He is he won this time. This time . He won. Not the size of the flag that matters. Its how many votes you get in the Electoral College system. They were here to celebrate the fact that america is a rich, diverse nation, with so many different kinds of alleged election fraud. Theres people theres people thats changing votes. Who . People across who . Across the united states. Where did you hear this . All over. We cant ignore it. Were talking about having dead people vote, number one. Should trump have appealed more to the dead person vote . Should he appeal we just need fairness. To me the biggest fraud is, unfortunately, the millions of voters that voted for biden that were. Brainwashed by the media. Stand on your flag . Its a big flag. Please dont stand on it. Its also not an american flag. There are stars and stripes on it, brother. I just appreciate it if you dont stand on it. I feel like its donald trump obsecuring to be honest, if anybody is disrespecting the flag i think its the 10foothigh donald trump. I have an analogy. In the n. F. L. , theres a close play. What do they do . They review it, right . Sometimes it takes them 15 minutes. It delays the game. They have to look at every technicality. I have an national. Its the n. F. L. , theres a game, the lions versus the packers, the lions lose, everybody goes home. But the lions stay on the field and say, we didnt lose. And everybody says, if you look at the score board and they did uhuh. He didnt lose. He had less votes. You take california out of the equation and he wins the national. If you discount certain people, the numbers add up in your favor. Okay. You want a flag. Stop the steal, bleep bro. They stole it blatantly. Whats the evidence . The mailin ballots. First of all, we all know the corona was to send the mailin ballots out along with the Voting Machines are compromised. Wait warkt, the corona was created to the democrats are working with the communist chinese to put biden in because china has blackmail on joe biden. That is a fact. Do you have that on any tshirts . No. People are stealing our election. Its obvious. This is our country. People are stealing our election. How are they stealing the election . Theyre putting voter fraud, its suspicious. How are they putting voter fraud. The department of Homeland Security said its the most secure election. Thats one guy like you and me. Thats Donald Trumps department of Homeland Security security. And because one person says something thats thats definitely means what it is. Thats the government, and the courts Trump Lawyers said theres no fraud. Dont try to twist it, baby. Ive been in politics a long time. Youre in politics. I am the regional tea party chairman. Youre the tea party. Im the tea party, baby. Im the regional Tea Party Leader in the pittsburgh region. We are patriots youre yelling at me to find a safe space and you elevated yourself a megaphone and you have a shield. They were having trouble facing reality at hand, though there were occasional signs of progress. Something fitting about a uhaul truck here. Yet, no one seems to acknowledge trumps Legal Defense is crumbling. Did doesnt matter, though. For some of these guys, the battle never ends. Thats trump on the confederate flag. Thats the confederate flag, yeah see that, cnn see that dixie still lives bu buddy, you dont know howo pick a winner. You might walz put a jets hat on. If they dont trust the narrative, which the rest of the world has seen, what do they trust . I trust trump and what he says and what he knows. I dont trust the media that much. The only person you believe is donald trump himself. Thats not the only person i know. Hoelse do you believe . Ultimately i believe jesus is king and the bible. Thats two, jesus and trump. I trust a lot of people, my friends, my family, tucker carlson. Tucker carlson, jesus, and donald trump. And more. I can go on and on. No, i think i get the picture. We used to like fox. We dont like fox. We dont like msnbc, we dont like cbs. We dont like any of the fake channels because they love all the time. What about fox . Hannity, and tucker. Just two hours of fox news, and otherwise its a boycott. Absolutely. Even fox wasnt welcomal this magapalosa. Antifa antifa signaling the end of an era complete with actual knife violence. Are you guys the liberal media . I have one word for you. You are controlled by the deep state thats four, five, six words, 10 words. bleep you. Thats even two, that one is even true. Fake news fake news bleep . And i have one word for you fake news bleep you. The silent majority i . Two words, thats two words. bleep you can no one in the maga world count . Trevor thank you so much for that jordan. Im glad you were able to make new friends. All right, stick around, because when we come back, kevin hart is going to be joining us on the show and its going to be a blast. You dont want to miss it. To the the daily social distancing show. My guest tonight is the kevin hart. He joined me on the show to talk about the accident that changed his life, and his latest netflix comedy special called zero bleep given. My wife told me the other day. She said, honey, your sex is no longer what it used to be. To my bleep face. I dont mind being hond with you all all. To my bleep face. Told me my sex was falling off. You know what i response was, happens . Thats what i said. Happens. I dont give a shit. Im bleep 41. I dont have time to be bleep all day. Im tired im tired i dont believe that you can be successful and have good dick. I said it. Thats how i feel. Trevor kevin hart, welcome to the daily social distancing show. Nice, nice. I like it. I like the creative behind it. I like the whole social distancing thing but still keeping it going. I like it, trev. I like what youre doing. laughs trevor man, you know whats crazy about you is you havent changed. A lot of people dont know this, some of the dye hard fans of the show would, but you were the first guest ever on the daily show with trevor noah. A lot of people didnt want to come on the show. Kevin hart was like, ill stick my neck out. It was a small neck, but you did it and i appreciate that. You are a comedian. You are a fellow comic and i liked the fact that you were a comic coming from across the water and embracing an opportunity here in the states. I thought it was dope. I thought your stfers dope. And it was more about supporting you and that platform. Trevor i was shocked you said yes because you were already kevin hart the superstar. You are truly, in my opinion, the most bankable star in hollywood. I watched movies where you gave cameo appearances and gave 300 . I saw you on stage in comedy clubs where nobody knew your name but you gave 500 . What are you doing next, coming out with a kevin hart vaccine for the pandemic . No, no vaccine is on the way or underway. Right now, man, its crazy because we we were in this this thing, this crazy moment, and i found myself sitting with, like, you know, nothing to do for one of the first times in my career. When we were shut down, there was literally nothing. And i took advantage of having that time, of course, spending it with my family, chilling. And i decided to put the pen to the pad and come up with a new set. I ended up taping a set during a pandemic. And now its about to release. So i think thats the thing im looking most forward to, seeing peoples reaction to this version of me in standup comedy. I like to call it a raw version of myself hence the title zero bleep given. Trevor i feel like theres a deeper meaning to this about zero bleep given. Absolutely. Trevor when you were talking about the accident and pthat kevin hart had and the lie that kevin hart is living now, talk me through some of that. I would love to know because the whole world went through that moment. Kevin hart, we heard his back might have been broken, and we didnt know if he was coming back. And the next thing we know you were back and back on the grind again. There was a moment that was missing. And this special answers that question. What does zero bleep actually mean . When you you have a moment like that, you put things in perspective differently, you look at life differently. The version of myself preaccident was a guy who took things for granted. I expected things to b certain way because thats how they seemed to be. I was in control. I, i, i, i used that word a lot. Zero bleep given for the first time is he being okay with being myself. And not explaining why im being myself, you know. In standup comedy ive always had to do it a certain way after a certain level of success because of all that i have and all the people underneath me that are my pyramid, you know, as a c. E. O. , as a chairman of multiple companies, you know, what i do affects so many others. And ive had to walk a certain way, walk on the Straight Line and try not to put others lives in jeopardy, based off of my reckless behavior and mistakes. In this one, this is about me being okay with with not just mistakes but bleep verbal freedom. It means im not saying things and closing my eyes because of the consequences thats going to come with it. Trevor right, i hear you. Doing standup comedy, and im doing it being oblivious of our culture of today. I didnt let todays times affect my development of this material. And when i say zero bleep given, it basically means, guys, i dont care about the conversation outside anymore. Ive lost a little bit of patience. And i dont mind telling you why. Heres why im a little flustered. Heres why im a little frustrated. Heres why theres a little chip on my shoulder. Heres why i am the man that i am. Heres what happened with me, especially after my accident. But its me in a way where i dont give a bleep about how you feel about what im saying. Im saying it because i want to. Take it or leave it. Trevor the only concern i have, though, is kevin hart is, how come youre still driving those cars . Why do you drive cars without an air bag . Thats what i want to know. You have so much money, kevin, why would you go backwards and buy cars that dont have air bags. Heres why you get one life, trevor that means you should drive a car with an air bag. That logic is flawed. Im going to give you my logic. And if you feel its flawed, guess what, i dont give a bleep . Thats part of the special. Thats part special. You know what, i love old cars. I love building cars. I love developing cars from beginning, middle, to end. I love mopar, i love what it means, i love the muscle and idea behind it. I love having collectors items. I love the fact that some of my cars will never be driven and will be priceless. Thats a hobby that i have. As you get older you have to find more things that you can put your all into, that you love, that you enjoy. So standup comedy is one of those things. Trevor right. Its one of those things. But as you get old ethose things take up a lot of your time. As you get older, you want to be home more. But you need hobbies, and those hobbies arent just your wife and your kids. You need things that occupy your mental, your creative thinking, your creative space. And for me, thats a world where i find joy. Im not going to compromise my happiness because of the thought or feeling from others. It makes me happy. So youre just going to be a mechanic, kevin, is that what youre telling me . Hey, man, ill be the best father and husband and mechanic and chill guy ever. trevor laughing i am not i am not going to be the angry guy. Trevor okay, okay. Speaking of being speaking of being a good father and being at home and everything, where are you . It feels like you snuck into an abandoned building and, like, youre doing this from an office that got shut down because of covid. Where are you . This is not your house. You have a nice house. Where are you . Im in im in toronto. Im in a house im doing a movie. Trevor man from toronto. You love making movies. I dont think youll ever stop making movies. I have a strong passion for it, but you have to understand its a persontoperson interaction. So look at where we are today. You know, im praying to god that we recover, but im doing a movie in the middle of this covid pandemic. Trevor right, right. Weve got masks. We have to be six feet apart. Theres social distancing. Im praying that we get back to the place of old and get out of this. But for me, im i feed off the energy. I feed off positivity. Thats what the movie business thats what its done for me. Trevor right. Making movies and seeing people go watch the movies, go laugh at those movies. That makes me happy. Thats joy to me. When i cant do it at the level that ive done it and ive done it at the highest level well, then its time to start rethink and i have different conversations. Not that were there yet, its just how im just its just perspective. Im 41. So am i going to be 45 and still the same . If so, lets keep riding. At 50, is it still the same . If so, lets keep riding. But if we keep sliding down this this road of errrr you can see the back of my head bleep yall, im out. Im out. Trevor were going to fight to make sure that doesnt happen, man. I love watching your comedy. I love watching you. I have always loved you as a human being. Thank you for taking the time. Thank you for sharing the positivity. Good luck with the movie. Dont quit, dont be a mechanic. But if you are a mechanic, im going to bring my car to you because youll hook me up. You keep that piece of shit. Trevor i have an air bag, kevin hart. My car is in the going to send me to a hospital if i bump into a pole, kevin hart. I have an air bag. I have cars that need them. Trevor oh, man hendrix, kayora, kenso, the hart household, i love you guys. I cant wait to get back home soon. Dad is working hard on another movie that will hopefully bring us back to a place of old and bring us closer together and make us smile. Trevor, thats what you do, man. Dont you stop doing what you do. I cant wait until you get out of this corner and get back in the goddamn studio. Trevor nobody puts me in a corner, kevin hart. My dude, thank you so much for the time and look after yourself. Dont forget zero bleep given is now streaming on netflix. Well talk a quick break but well be right back after this. Trevor thats our show for tonight, but before we go remember thanksgiving is coming up, but in the corona era, there are seniors stuck at home than ever before. Especially those who dont know where their next meal is coming from. But meals on wheels is out there in the streets, delivering meals to elderly americans every day to keep them safe and nourished in communities across the country. If you can help out, and want to support the work they do, please donate at the link below. Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, wear a mask, and remember if you spend 1 million on a face mask, it will probably protect you from coronavirus. But youll probably test positive for being a douchebag. Now here it is, your moment of zen president trumps Foreign Policy and National Security record is comparable only to Ronald Reagan. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Reagan Ronald Reagan the actor . Yeah, wake us up when youre talking about a real president like grover cleveland. I like that guy. Has trump conceded yet . birds chirping i guarantee this isnt even the grossest thing to happen if a walmart today. Welcome to tosh. 0. Hey, that nearly rhymes. Tonight, i holler at the freshest face in rap reviews, we delve into the world of grooet greedy celebrity side hustles and this weeks lucky sob. This guy is in a real pickle. Youre never allowed to wash denim. It ruins them. And camping out for a ps 5 all week. Hes not to lose his spot in line. Honestly, theyre a little tight. 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