Jimmy here we go. Got one, yes i got him. I got him. Thank you. Sorry ive been distracted for the last ten days or so. But i finally caught my pikachu for conference. This pokemon is a menace. No ones looking up anymore. We have a bunch of pokemon cult members all Walking Around like this. In case youre wondering how it works, its simple. You walk around catching virtual creatures, you build up star dust and candy, the star dust gives them the power, and feed them the candy, and they can capture your creatures and try to win control of a gym for your team. Its not complicated. [ laughter ] i dont know what the hell is going on. Ive decided to treat everyone on pokemon who is like a character on the walking dead, the person we love is gone now, we have to move on. Only thing more confusing than the pokemon thing is the Republican National convention which is under way in cleveland. They say there havent been this many white people at the quicken loans arena since the night they double b
Got one, yes i got him. I got him. Thank you. Sorry ive been distracted for the last ten days or so. But i finally caught my pikachu. This pokemon go is a menace. No ones looking up anymore. We have a bunch of pokemon cult members all Walking Around like this. In case youre wondering how it works, a lot of a adults are like i dont know how it works, i dont understand. Its simple. You walk around catching virtual creatures, you build up star dust and candy, the star dust gives them the power, and feed the candy to your creatures, they evolve and then you can use the balls to capture your creatures and possessions to heal the creatures to try to win control of a gym for your team. See . Its not complicated at all. [ laughter ] i dont know what the hell is going on. At this point ive decided to treat everyone i know whos on pokemon go like a character on the walking dead who got bitten by a zombie. The person we love is gone now, we have to move on. Only thing more confusing than the poke
And we have a we have a wet night of television for you tonight. Tonight, our tenth annual pedestrian belly flop competition. We go out on the street. We grab people passing by, we have them take off their clothes and jump in a pool on television. Its our version of the olympics but fatter. Thats the pool in back of the theater. We have people in front of the theater. My cousin sal. Whats happening. Jimmy sal right now is looking for people who are willing to strip down and flop in the pool. Do you have candidates for it . I do. This guy is going to be great. Jimmy all right. How you doing . Great, how are you. Jimmy whats your name . Themba. Jimmy low do you spell that . Wh jim its bik timber. Cutting down a tree. What do you do . Im a third great educator. Jimmy what are are great . Im from ohio. Jimmy come back. We will get you suited up. Who else do you have . This one is better looking. Jimmy whats your name . Haley. Jimmy how do you spell that, haley. Would you like to jump in th
And we have a we have a wet night of television for you tonight. Tonight, our tenth annual pedestrian belly flop competition. We go out on the street. We grab people passing by, we have them take off their clothes and jump in a pool on television. Its our version of the olympics but fatter. Thats the pool in back of the theater. Thats where people will be jumping. In front of the theater we have my cousin sal. Cousin sal, how are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] whats happening. Jimmy sal right now is looking for people who are willing to strip down and flop in the pool. Do you have candidates for it . I do. This guy is going to be great. Come on in. Jimmy all right. How you doing . Great, how are you. Jimmy whats your name . Themba. Jimmy how do you spell that . Themba. Jim its like timber. Cutting down a tree. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, okay. Oh, boy did your parents give you [ laughter ] jimmy a hell of a life. What do you do for a live ing . Im a third grade educator. Jimmy very good. [
Donald trump is the republican nominee for president. He and the party didnt wait until thursday to make it official. I will never forget it and it is something i will never, ever forget. Trumps home state of new york put him over the top during the state by state roll call. On behalf of the great state of california californias vote was unanimous. 172 delegates in all. All in for trump. Earlier San Francisco delegate opened the proceedings with a sikh prayer. I was honored by the respectful response i got and the overwhelming response on social media all over the world. Later chris christie, a former federal prosecutor made a case against Hillary Clinton for president. We cannot promote someone to commanderinchief who has made the world a p a a a more violent and dangerous place with every bad judgment she has made. Excuse me if i am a little nervous. Two of trumps grown children made an effort to show another side of their famous father. You wouldnt to know what kind of president he