Stephen nation, thank you so much. Folks welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us tonight. You know, folks, if you watch this show and i hope you do and if theres one thing that i love saying, its i told you so. Oh, god, that felt good. laughter see, i told you so. Oh there it is again what a rush. And, folks, today the you im so tell is barack obama. You see, for years the president has been dragging his feet on billion th the keystone xl pipeline which would drastically increase our nations supply of oil as well as our nations supply of pipe. Now, for a while obama insisted he couldnt complete the project because the nations best pipefit erdz were busy saving princess apache peach. Them he claimed he couldnt approve anything until he got the environmental intablght report. Last week hid strategic excuse ran out. The pipeline only have a minimum impact on carbon emissions. Stephen minimum impact. Bottom line, the pipeline upon provide us with much ofneeded fossil fuels. Speakin
Stephen cheers and applause stephen nation, thank you so much. Folks welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us tonight. You know, folks, if you watch this show and i hope you do and if theres one thing that i love saying, its i told you so. Oh, god, that felt good. laughter see, i told you so. Oh there it is again what a rush. And, folks, today the you im so tell is barack obama. You see, for years the president has been dragging his feet on billion th the keystone xl pipeline which would drastically increase our nations supply of oil as well as our nations supply of pipe. Now, for a while obama insisted he couldnt complete the project because the nations best pipefit erdz were busy saving princess apache peach. Them he claimed he couldnt approve anything until he got the environmental intablght report. Last week hid strategic excuse ran out. The pipeline only have a minimum impact on carbon emissions. Stephen minimum impact. Bottom line, the pipeline upon provide us with much of
Discuss his one man show unconstitutional colin quinn is going to be here. cheers and applause very funny man. But we start tonight with our love affair with fast food. Well, not some of a love affair as an unhealthy one way relationship with something that is trying to kill us. laughter but lately that relationship has become a bit more strained. A nationwide push workers calling for a much higher minimum wage. Workers at mcdonalds, wendiesing domino pizza and more will walk off the job today. Heres what theyre asking for. The right to unionize and an increase in wages from 7. 50 an hour to 15 an hour. Make our wages supersized. cheers and applause yes, yes. Corporations be less greedy, give our wallets diabetes yeah, yeah. If you want my [bleep] your happy meal. Yes. Look. This is clearly a complicated issue. And there are obviously economic consequences to any action and reasonable people can disagree on how to help low income families whether its with wages, tax cuts or Golden Tick
Our guests tonight here to discuss his one man show unconstitutional colin quinn is going to be here. cheers and applause very funny man. But we start tonight with our love affair with fast food. Well, not some of a love affair as an unhealthy one way relationship with something that is trying to kill us. laughter but lately that relationship has become a bit more strained. A nationwide push workers calling for a much higher minimum wage. Workers at mcdonalds, wendiesing domino pizza and more will walk off the job today. Heres what theyre asking for. The right to unionize and an increase in wages from 7. 50 an hour to 15 an hour. Make our wages supersized. cheers and applause yes, yes. Corporations be less greedy, give our wallets diabetes yeah, yeah. If you want my [bleep] your happy meal. Yes. Look. This is clearly a complicated issue. And there are obviously economic consequences to any action and reasonable people can disagree on how to help low income families whether its with wag
Turn the camera off. Turn that off. Put the camera down. Youre going to want that off. I think that the documentary is finished. It is. See you next week. Shut that camera off. [clapping]. Tonight shocking news out of bit mo, something got out of gitmo. Then san diegos mayor get as caused of gross sexual misconduct. In a related story the San Diego Zoo is expecting a baby panda. And my guest Brian Cranston stars in the final season of breaking bad but dont worry the story c ontinues in americas crippling meth epidemic. laughter science can now grow teeth from stem cells found in ur urine so careful next time your dentist says open wide. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen welcome to the report. Thank you. For joining us. Ladies and gentlemen, its incredible. Do you feel the energy do you feel the power at my finger