Lincoln and davis signed a treaty, general. The war is over. No its finally over cartman. You lost yeah, and now you can take that stupid beard off. [tears] [screaming in pain] [scream echoing] boys, as president of the united states, i want to commend you for stopping the rebel uprising. Dont touch me. Well, cartman, the south lost. That means youre our slave for a month. Damn it damn it i was so close. Damn it now, the first thing i want you to do for us is wait a minute. I dont have to be your slave. What . The north still won the civil war. That means slavery is abolished hes right, boys. Slavery is illegal and immoral, partially in thanks to the north winning the civil war. Aw [mocking laughter] aw, to hell with it. Lets just go home. Thanks a lot, bill clinton. Yeah, thanks, dick. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much thank you, everybody and welcome, welcome. Welcome to the
Over the past week, the discussion in america has been should we give teachers guns or should we not give teachers guns . And teachers have been, like, uh, first, can you give us pay . Right now, 20,000 teachers are on strike forcing every Public School to close across West Virginia. Teachers are on the picket lines for a fourth straight day protesting their pay. Thousands of teachers have come together on the steps of the Capitol Building to speak with one voice that low wages and rising healthcare costs are making their lives unbearable. The issue for me is i qualify for food stamps. As a fulltime teacher you qualify for food stamps . Yes, an thats while working two jobs. Trevor if theres one thing we can agree on, teachers should never be on food stamps, because if theyre hungry, they cant shoot straight. Come on, yall. If i was a broke teach around the government handed me a gun, i wouldbe, thank you for that. Kids wallets and watches in the bag schd and give me the cheetos im on f
Here we are again in the aftermath of another terrible, inexplicable, shocking and painful tragedy, this time in las vegas. Which happens to be my home town and cletos hometown and cleto sr. s hometown. As you know, 59 people are dead. Hundreds are wounded in what they say was the deadliest mass shooting in modern American History coming about 1 1 2 years after the previous deadliest mass shooting in modern American History, in orlando, where 49 people lost their lives. Of course, we pray for the victims and for their families and friends, and we wonder why, even though theres probably no way to ever know why a human being would do Something Like this to other human beings who are at a concert having fun and listening to music. Jason aldean was on stage, luke combs, who is here with us tonight, he played the show, too. Obviously no one could have ever expected that something terrible would happen, but it did. A very sick person smuggled 17 guns into his hotel room and smashed out the w
Here we are again in the aftermath of another terrible, inexplicable, shocking and painful tragedy, this time in las vegas. Which happens to be my home town and cletos hometown and cleto sr. s hometown. As you know, 59 people are dead. Hundreds are wounded in what they say was the deadliest mass shooting in modern American History coming about 1 1 2 years after the previous deadliest mass shooting in modern American History, in orlando, where 49 people lost their lives. Of course, we pray for the victims and for their families and friends, and we wonder why, even though theres probably no way to ever know why a human being would do Something Like this to other human beings who are at a concert having fun and listening to music. Jason aldean was on stage, luke combs, who is here with us tonight, he played the show, too. Obviously no one could have ever expected that something terrible would happen, but it did. A very sick person smuggled 17 guns into his hotel room and smashed out the w
A good quality of life as well as on the way. Female icons illustrate an idea that care for treys strong women. Simple functionality and general combo love living in about twenty minutes. And french top singer songwriter carlock probably need releases a new album. So where is your favorite european city or this week were exploring the top five year plan cities within monaco magazines recently published ranking this is the eleventh year theyve surveyed the well cities and established in the east of the top twenty five cities in the world offering a good quality of life today we feature germanys very own bavarian city of munich that came in place. The blue and white sky about munich recalls the varian state the capital of the southern german state of clear the area is one of the countrys Fastest Growing and best laps it is. In fact londons lifestyle magazine monaco listed munich as one of the worlds most Livable Cities editor in chief and his team ranked it third tied with the german cap