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Here we are again in the aftermath of another terrible, inexplicable, shocking and painful tragedy, this time in las vegas. Which happens to be my home town and cletos hometown and cleto sr. s hometown. As you know, 59 people are dead. Hundreds are wounded in what they say was the deadliest mass shooting in modern American History coming about 1 1 2 years after the previous deadliest mass shooting in modern American History, in orlando, where 49 people lost their lives. Of course, we pray for the victims and for their families and friends, and we wonder why, even though theres probably no way to ever know why a human being would do Something Like this to other human beings who are at a concert having fun and listening to music. Jason aldean was on stage, luke combs, who is here with us tonight, he played the show, too. Obviously no one could have ever expected that something terrible would happen, but it did. A very sick person smuggled 17 guns into his hotel room and smashed out the windows, started firing indiscriminately from the 32nd floor into a crowd of 22,000 people across the street. And as a result of that, this morning we have children without parents and fathers without sons is, mothers without daughters. We lost two police officers. We lost a nurse from tennessee, a special ed teacher from a local school here in manhattan beach. And its the kind of thing that it makes you want to throw up or give up. Its too much to even process, all these devastated families who have to live with this pain forever because one person with violent and insane voice in his head managed to stockpile a collection of highpowered rifles and used them to shoot people. The guy was an accountant. He had no criminal record. His brother who lives in florida seems totally shocked, genuinely dumbfounded. He said he saw no sign of any of this. The owner of the store that sold the killer some of the rifles that he passed the government mandated background check when he was in the store and he wasnt on any watchlist. Didnt seem to be a religious or political extremist. Came out of nowhere. Because of that, because there werent any of the usual signs, you know, ive been reading comments from people who say this is terrible, but theres nothing we can do about it. But i disagree with that intensely because, of course, theres something we can do about it. There are a lot of things we can do about it. But we dont, which is interesting because when someone with a beard attacks us, we tap phones, we invoke travel bans, we build walls to take every possible precaution to make sure it doesnt happen again but when an american buys a gun and kill other americans, then theres nothing we can do about it. The second amendment, i guess, our forefathers wanted us to have ak47s is the argument, i assume. Orlando, newtown, aurora, san bernardino, every one of these shootings the murderer used automatic or semiautomatic rifles which are not weapons you use for selfdefense. Theyre weapons designed to kill large number of people in the shortest possible alt of timoun time. This guy apparently had ten of them in his room. At least legally. At least some were there illegally. Why was this allowed . I dont know why our leaders continue this to happen. Five people shot shot in lawrence, kansas, last night, three of them died. It didnt make a blip because this is a regular part of our lives now. You know what will happen . Well pray for las vegas. Some of us will get motivated. Some of us wont get motivated. The bills will be written, the nra will smother it with money and well get distracted and move on to the next thing and it will happen again and again. And last night, the White House Press secretary Sara Sanderson said this morning it was not the time for political debate. I dont know. We have 59 innocent people dead. It wasnt their time either. So i think now is the time for political debate. President trump is visiting las vegas on wednesday. He spoke this morning, said hes praying for those who lost their lives. You know, in february he also signed a bill that would make it easier for people with severe Mental Illness to buy guns legally. Mitch mcconnell, speaker of the house, paul ryan, a number of other lawmakers who wont do anything about this because the nra has their balls in a money clip also sent their thoughts and prayers today. Which is good. They should be praying for god to forgive them for letting the gun lobby run this country because it is so crazy. Right now there are loopholes in the law that let people avoid background checks if they buy a gun privately from another party, they buy it online or at a gunshow. So i want to show you something. These are the faces of the senators who days after the shooting in orlando voted against the bill that would have closed those loopholes. These are the 56 senators who didnt want to do anything about that. 90 of democrats im not talking about politicians here im talking about people. And 77 of republicans support background checks at gun shows. 89 of republicans and democrats are if favor of restricting gun ownership for the mentally ill. But not this gang. They voted against both of those things. So with all due respect, your thoughts and your prayers are insufficient. And by the way, the house of representatives will be voting on a piece of legislation this week. Its a bill to legalize the sale of silencers for guns. This is what theyre working on. We have a major problem with gun violence in this country. And i guess they dont care. If im wrong on that, fine, do something about it. Because im sick of it. And you know, i want this to be a comedy show. I hate talking about stuff like this. I just want to laugh about things every night, but that it seems to becoming increasingly difficult lately. It feels like someone has opened a window into hell. And what im talking about tonight isnt about gun control. Its about common sense. Common sense says no good will ever come from allowing a person to have weapons that can take down 527 americans at a concert. Common sense says you dont let those who suffer from Mental Illness buy guns. You know, in june of last year the nra fought to make sure people on the nofly list can buy guns. They are allowed to get on a plane, theyre allowed to own a very dangerous gun. Who thinks that makes sense . Them, i guess. The people who voted with the nra. Maybe im nuts, but i would like to think we could put politics aside, no american citizen needs an m16 or ten of them. And maybe that way we dont do this again. I mean, that seems very reasonable to me. [ applause ] you know, in 1980, we had a big fire at mgm, the hotel in las vegas. It was horrible, right . I mean, 85 people died. You could see the fire. I was 13 years old. Ill never forget. A man jumped out the window. It was a terrible thing to see. And then a few months later there was another fire at the hilton and five people died. So you know what they did . They changed the laws. They made major changes to the fire safety codes, and it hasnt happened again. Why would we approach this differently . Its a Public Safety issue. And something needs to be done already. So tell your congresspeople to do something. I mean, its not enough to send your love and prayer. We do. We send our love and support and whatever else is needed to las vegas and families from all over the country and canada who had the worst night of their lives last night. You know, vegas is a funny town. Its easy to forget people live there. But they do. I mean, lots of good people. These people showed up in droves today to donate blood because its the only thing they could do. And so they did it. But there is more that we can do, and we need to do it. And thank god for the police in las vegas who risked their lives trying to locate the man with the gun. Thank god for the doctors and nurses and firefighters and paramedics who rose to the occasion as they always seem to do when we need them to. And for the concert goers themselves who helped each other, who threw their bodies on top of each other, who drove their private cars full of people who were bleeding to the hospital. You know, dont forget them. And dont forget whats going on in puerto rico either because just because theyre not the lead story today, they still need help. And if you want to help either one of those cities, puerto ricos not a city, obviously, vegas or puerto rico, a good way to do that is to give to the american red cross. Theres the information right there on the screen. And we send all our love to our family and friends in las vegas and to everyone affected by this terrible event. Im sorry for getting emotional. Im not great with this kind of thing, but i just its important, you know. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] well be right back. I wont back down no i wont back down you can stand me up at the gates of hell but i wont back down no i stand my ground wont be turned around [ engines revving ] when you drop a 603horsepower v8 biturbo engine into one of mercedesbenzs finest luxury sedans, what do you get . [ engine stalls ] you get out of the way. 0to60 in 3. 3 seconds. The mercedesamg e63 s sedan. Are you ok . What happened . Dad kinda walked into my swing. Huh . Dont you mean dad kind of ruined our hawaii fund . I thud go to the thothpital. There goes the airfair. I dont think Health Insurance will cover all. Of that. Buth my fathe without that cash from aflac we might have to choose between hawaii or your face. Hawaii what . Haha. 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Sold for eight thousand five . Hundred unicorn in rouge. Congratulations, sir. When you need help fast, call us with td asap on the td bank app and skip to the front of the line. Hi alex, i have your account pulled up. How can i help . Oh, uh. Great. Are you seeing this charge from an auction house . That doesnt look right. Ill take care of that. Oh good. Thank you. Because when you need help, you need it asap. Jimmy thats tom petty, who is also in our prayers tonight. On the program tonight we have a major League Superstar turned broadcaster, from fox sports arod himself. Alex rodriguez is here. [ cheers and applause ] this is a text from guillermo today. It says, there is two rodriguez in the show tonight. Alex rodriguez and guillermo rodriguez. Thats right, yeah. Jimmy what are the odds of that . The odds have to be one in six. And then, oh, this is his album. Its called this ones for you. Luke combs from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] luke was in las vegas last night. He played the concert where the shooting happened. And this has been a very difficult day for him, as you can imagine. But we asked him to play for us tonight to represent country music. And he was nice enough to agree to do that. Agree. So thank you, luke, for being here. Hell be here a little later on the show. Tomorrow on the show, ryan gosling, logan paul and welshly arms will join us. And later this week, robin wright, jeff bridges, mark consuelos, isla fisher and music from depeche mode and steve aoki featuring gucci mane and tpain. [ applause ] so join us for all of that. Our first guest tonight is, believe it or not, making his 30th appearance on this show. Im always happy to see him. His show blackish returns for season four tomorrow night. Please welcome anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] wow, i cant believe this is your historic 30th appearance. It only seems like 28, i have to say. 30th. I hear adam corolla has 51. Jimmy hes been on 51 times. Im chasing him, you know that. Im chasing him. 21 more to catch him. Jimmy we can make that up by the end of the year. Lets do it. Jimmy if you really want to. Are you guys still friends . Jimmy of course. Okay. Jimmy by the way, i saw you last at the emmys a couple weeks ago. Yes. Jimmy and in fact, when i saw you, you were on stage very busy presenting the best variety talk series award to another show, to john oliver instead of your dear friend jim. How many times have you been on john olivers show . No times. When you ate the paper last year, you could have said my name and i could have gone home with an emmy. Jimmy really . Nobody would have been the wiser. You chewed up the winning name. Jimmy i forgot about that. I would do that for you but it was cardboard and i couldnt swallow all that. Jimmy the point im really getting to is later that evening i went to the dinner theres a big dinner. They call it the governors ball afterwards. Yes, mmhmm. Jimmy and who was at the dinner but your mom doris. My mama doris. Yep. [ applause ] jimmy and we took a picture. And who is this woman that was with your mom . She introduced me, but i forget. I forget her name but thats one of my moms oldest friends and coworkers. I hadnt seen her in 25 years, so it was a shock. Jimmy she brought someone she hasnt seen in 25 years. No, theyre good friends. I havent seen her in 25 years. Ro mona. Woo im sorry. Jimmy you would have been in trouble. Yeah. But what also shocked me was who else my mother had with her at the emmys. Now, my mother has befriended a stalker of mine on facebook. No, shes a harmless stalker, but a stalker nonetheless. Jimmy a Facebook Stalker or a physical, present stalker. Both. Jimmy oh. If you go to her facebook site, you would think that were married by the pictures we have of she and i. Jimmy can we go to her Facebook Page . Yes, we can. Jimmy i dont know how to work it. I knew you were going to do this. But my mother brought this woman to emmys with her. They planned vacations together. They came to me it was like, me and your mama are going to jamaica together. No, i did not know that, stalker lady. Jimmy how did they meet in first place . Look at that picture right there. Look who else shes stalking. Jimmy me. Look who else shes stalking. But hold on. Look. Now, if you were to go and see this ladys site and go into photos, there are like 100 pi pictures the of me and her together at hundreds of events. Jimmy oh, thats our producer ken crosby. Thats the [ bleep ] that got her into the governors ball with my mama. [ applause ] jimmy let me get a little look at that. Hold on. Theyre all hooked up. You know he likes chocolate. He gets a divorce now. I know what he was doing. I know what he was doing. Jimmy wonder how hammered ken was that night . Trust me, he probably went home with the stalker. Jimmy he took the picture. I said take a picture of me with anthonys mom for anthony. I want to send it to him. Right. Jimmy he took the picture and then sent it to me. And today when i said, hey, yeah, are you going to show that picture you sent me . He said what picture. What are you talking about . He had no memories of that ever happening. But he had memories of raquel, i bet. Maybe a little ken and raquel baby coming. Jimmy so was your mom friendly with your stalker before she was a stalker or did she meet her on facebook or how did that work . No, you know what . This woman, shes friendly, shes cool. She just appears at events. I saw her with my mother one day at an event. Mom, watch out for her because i said i dont know who this lady is but she has several hundred pictures of me on facebook. Its kind of weird. The next thing i know my mother and her are hanging out at bingo parties. I told you theyre talking on going to trips to jamaica together. Jimmy thats crazy. And she shows up with her unannounced to events that im at. Jimmy i think you found the only woman who loves you more than your mother. Oh, my god. I didnt think that was possible. Jimmy how old are your kids now . My daughters 21, my sons 17. Jimmy have they met grandmas stalker yet . No, they have not. They have not. Jimmy what are they doing . Your daughters in college right now . A senior in college at the university of san diego. My sons a senior at sierra canyon. Jimmy got you. You were working when you went to Howard University . I went to Howard University and i had a job. My daughters a sociology double major, that and ethnic studies. But she worked at a womans shelter not shelter but something for women in college. Jimmy got you. So because youve been on the show 30 times, we sometimes have to go very, very deep research wise. Okay. Jimmy one of the things we uncovered that we hadnt previously known was that when you were in college you had kind of a relick didiculous job. A ridiculous job. I was the mascot for a gourmet dessert delivery company. Jimmy so somebody get hungry and they call you . They call the company and i would deliver to their offices or to their homes or whatnot. And i would sing songs. I would sing happy birthday happy anniversary, happy wedding, happy divorce. Whatever you needed to celebrate when you called and ordered that cake or slice of cake or whatever, i brought it to you and sang the song. Jimmy and what did you wear for that job . I wore a black pair of pants, tights, i wore some bedazzled chuck taylor high tops. Jimmy okay. I wore the companys logo sweatshirt. I wore silver gloves to match the shoes. I wore silver long ranger mask. And i had a pink cape. [ laughter ] and on the back of the cape it said, if you ever need to be saved, dial 797crave. And my name was captain cravings. Jimmy captain cravings. You were kind of in the marvel superhero you are scaring the hell out of me right now. Jimmy we couldnt find a picture of it. So we made a picture of what that might look like. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy is that possible . What the hell is up with that hat . [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know. Okay. Jimmy why did the captain have a hat like that . Doesnt make sense. The cape wasnt that long. It just stopped at the waist. But you got the color, yeah. Captains cravings, yeah. Jimmy no hat . No hat. And the lone ranger mask was silver and bedazzled like the Michael Jackson glove us have there. Jimmy well work on it. And try to get it closer, then well put it on the internet and tell everybody its a real picture. All right, captain, well take a break. When we come back, well look another a new episode of blackish. Anthony anderson is here. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by spirit airlines. Less money. More go. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. You stand out in a crowd. And are pulled together. 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[ applause ] by the way, i knew you youre like Lin Manuel Miranda there. Lin Manuel Miranda jimmy i knew you had a great voice but who knew the whole family could sing. Did you know the family could sing . I did not until thats all us straight. Jimmy explain exactly what was going on there. Well, the episode was about my character Andre Johnson feels that theres no holiday that represents the africanamerican community. You know . And you know, were celebrating columbus day. And he was like, yo, columbus day was a horrible person. He never set foot on north america. He was a murderer, a thief and all that. Why are we celebrating him . He comes up with a plan, a campaign to get rid of columbus day and celebrate and replace that with juneteenth when all the slaves were emancipated. So that and i bring in avo black to write the music for the campaign. In a series of flashbacks the, entire family goes back to slavery the day before they were emancipated and the day they were emancipated. That particular song was the day before. Jimmy i see. Is that a fantasy sequence or is that really happening . Have we explained too much already . No, its a fantasy. Jimmy i didnt know if it was a show you were doing. No, no. We wanted to do it in the style jimmy so you were not slaves . In the flashback, jimmy, we are slaves. You just watched it, jimmy. Where are you right now . Jimmy i dont know. Im with your mothers stalker right now. [ laughter ] shes your stalker. Shes my stalker. Jimmy she might be your moms stalker right now. Thats what im trying to say. You cant even keep track of who is stalking you. You have a baby this season on the show. Baby devonte. Jimmy the baby was not singing there. The baby was just being held. Jimmy the baby cant sing. We dont know if the baby has a good voice. We dont know. Jimmy is that one of those where you have twin babies . Baby berlin and baby august. Jimmy those are the real names. Those are the real names. The most wellmannered babies that ive ever worked on anything that ive been a part of. Jimmy for real. I dont know what baby benadryl the mama gives them. But you all need to get some. Jimmy im sure the mothers not drugging them. Just for the record, i think you should clear that up. Baby benadryl, you buy that over the counter. Jimmy you are supposed to use it sparingly. But these babies, you say theyre good. They dont cry. They dont cry at all. The best temperment of my baby ive ever worked with. Jimmy did you test the babies first or was it luck that gave youpertemperament . I think its luck. Because parents will bring their babies benadryled up to the audition. Bait and switch. I have the best baby. I dont know why theyre [ bleep ] all over everything jimmy so if the baby screams at the audition, the baby is automatically out. The baby is automatically out. You dont want that baby. Jimmy thats a lot of pressure. I want to say congratulations because i know the Hollywood Chamber of commerce has decided that you will get a star on the hollywood walk of fame. Yes, yes. Thank you. [ applause ] jimmy thats fun, huh . I want it east of la brea and west of highland. Jimmy its got to be east of la brea for sure. You should get it out here thats where i want it. Right in front of el capitan. Jimmy we would do that if you wanted. Ive already talked to the chamber of commerce. They dont have to charge me for maintenance, cleaning my star because my mama and the stalker will be out there with windex. Jimmy thats a great idea. Put your stalker to work. But im excited about it, man. I think were going to get it done. Its just about scheduling, but hopefully well have it done, the ceremony will be done next year. Jimmy thats great. I will be there with you if youll have me there. Anthony anderson, his show is blackish tomorrow night on abc. Well be right back with Alex Rodriguez. 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Its the new iphone, its for our anniversary. Our anniversary . Its thirtyfour days since we first met. I didnt. Get you anything. Oh its, its fine cuz. I got myself one too. Oh from you, for me, happy anniversary. I love it. That is very thoughtful of you. Thank you. Get the amazing new iphone 8. And with all at t unlimited plans, get hbo for life. Less than 40 per line for four lines. Only from at t. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Still to come music from luke combs. Our next guest is a threetime American League most valuable player, 14time allstar, world series champion and one of the most foughtabout players of all time. He gives voice to the baseball post season starting thursday on fs1. Please say hello to Alex Rodriguez. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy look at you. You know, well, thats very nice of you to say. But i look at you and i always knew you were handsome, but now seeing you in real life its like being hit by a race of daisies. It really is. How are you doing . Do you ever miss now that youre retired scratching yourself in front of fans . Everything and scratching myself. But look, ive been out of the game now for 13 months and its been a whirlwind. But of course i miss the game. I played for almost 23 years. Played in new york, won a World Championship. What i miss most is the fans, the clubhouse. I just miss the everyday competition. Jimmy when you would get booed, is that fun . Is that something that energizes you . If you know anything about me, i have a ph. D. In getting booed. A real ph. D. Jimmy you did get booed a lot. Theres no better feeling than getting booed on the road. Jimmy thats right, huh . Theres no worse feeling than getting booed at home. And ive been both. Jimmy oh, yeah. A lot. Jimmy thats got to be terrible to be booed at home. Its awful. Whoever says they dont hear it, theyre lying. We hear it. Jimmy do the guys come up to you when youre getting booed, hey, its okay. Its an awkward feeling. You always want to kind of whisper really confident stuff hipd. Jimmy and would guys do that to you or, oh, hes arod . Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. But it was very, very uncomfortable. Any time your home player gets booed, you feel really bad. Jimmy arod is an obvious nickname. How did you get that. From a gentleman named dayton niehaus. Jimmy from seattle. The mariners. I was an 18yearold rookie a few years removed from my high school prom. Even though i didnt have a date. Jimmy wow. I think you made up for that, by the way. I think we can erase that memory from your so he gave you the name arod and it immediately stuck . Yeah, i didnt know what to think of it. But everywhere i went people were like arod. And the kids loved it. Thats cool. Jimmy did you ever have a nickname before that . Anyone ever call you al . They called me things i cant say on television, but no. Jimmy that was your first nickname. You think the best player of the kids growing up. I wasnt the best player. I was a late jimmy really . Mature late, yeah. Jimmy until what amg did you separate yourself from the kids . I made the biggest jump from sophomore to junior year in high school. I thought it was because i was a Football Players and if you bench pressed 300 pounds you got a letterman jablgt. All i did all summer was bench press. Jimmy you wanted the jacket . I couldnt afford the jacket. Jimmy you got it for free if you could bench 300 pounds. Thats an Incentive Program that coach warner made. The fact that i was always fairly big. I had a pretty unique talent of having good fundamentals but then i grew up, i became stronger. And yeah, everybody else that was older was now a freshman and sophomore in college. When i looked around, i can do pretty well here. Jimmy how do the yankees fans treat you nowadays . Are they kind to you now . Yes, they are. They are amazing. Im from new york. To be able to play in new york for a long time, win the World Championship in 2009, it was a dream come true. New york fans have never treated me better. Jimmy it is true that you were a mets fan growing up . It is true. Like you. 86 was an amazing year. Keith hernandez was my favorite player of all type. A lot of people dont know this, keith is going to join us at fox. Jimmy hes joining the team there. Im so thrilled. Keith hernandez, he joined the team in 84, won the championship in 86. He was the final piece. He was the captain. Old shea stadium was right next to laguardia. The planes would fly over. I would imitate him. Every time theres a plane that flew over, he would step out, take his helmet off and had a mustache. I would imitate him. I didnt have a mustache at 9. Now hes on set, i have his baseball card. I dont know if ill call him mr. Hernandez or keith. Jimmy do you know him . Is he a personal friend now . Ive known him for almost 20 years now. I met him as a 15yearold. He made a reassignment at our university. It was like i met god. Jimmy was he nice to you . He was so nice. Jimmy did you ask him for an autograph . I did. Jimmy did you get to pet his mustache . I tried. [ laughter ] i was so nervous. Jimmy you become eligible for the hall of fame in 2021, do you think that youll get into the hall of fame . Thats a great question. Look, everyone knows that theyve made some mistakes and served the suspension and ive come back in that time and tried to do a lot of work. I turned the lens inward jimmy that hasnt hurt you sexually at all, ill tell you that. Because i know youre i mean it really is all your accomplishments on the field pale in comparison to dating jennifer lopez. [ applause ] this is they should clear out a special wing of the hall of fame for that alone. I dont know whats going to happen with the hall of fame. Jimmy yeah. But i do have an opportunity to learn from those mistakes and maybe, hopefully be a hall of fame fathfather, hall of fame s hall of fame boyfriend. Everything else. Jimmy you know what im saying. Right, right. Yeah, thats got to be really great, i would think. Even just your nicknames, arod and j. Lo, its like a vanity license plate come true. It really is an incredible thing. Shes an amazing, amazing girl. Jimmy yeah, no kidding. [ laughter ] when your friends found out you were dating jennifer lopez, who is like the first guy who was most excited amongst your friends . Honestly . Jimmy yeah. My daughters. Jimmy why . My daughters think their dad is a hero now. For the first time. No, they think they went to heaven. And now theyre hanging out with jennifer backstage. Theyre dancing, theyre singing with her. We usually call at least once a day on facetime. Now they call me three, four, five times. Funny because when i pick up the phone. I could be anywhere. Hi, tasha, hi, ella. I can see them hi, daddy, theyre looking around behind hi, honey, how was school . Great, dad. Where is jennifer. Shes working. Okay, see ya. Ill take anything i can get from my girls. Jimmy are they impressed by your baseball career . Not really. Jimmy theyre not looking for you in the background. Youre my girls. But i think jennifers children, who are wonderful just like mine. She has 9yearold twins max and emmie. I think theyre impressed by how big i am. Jimmy youre a big man. Youre doing a great job on fox. Im really impressed by your broadcasting. Keith hernandez is joining the team. Yeah, frank thomas. Jimmy frank thomas is still there. And who else is there . Big papi. Jimmy you will translate what he is saying to the englishspeaking part of the audience . Big papis going to be awesome. A lot of people dont that big papi and i go back 20 years. We both broke in with seattle. Hes been a great player since ive known him. Of course, our quarterback and captain mr. Kevin burkhardt, who is fantastic. Jimmy the playoffs start on fs1 thursday and you can see Alex Rodriguez on shark tank october 15th here on abc. Well be right back with luke combs. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz, the best or nothing. upbeat musi its here its here its here at ally, were doing Digital Financial services right. But if thats not enough, we have more than 8,000 allys looking out for one thing, you. Call in the next ten minutes to save on. And if thats not enough, well look after your every dollar. Put down the phone. And if thats not enough, well look after your every cent. Grab your wallet. Access denied. And if thats still not enough to help you save. Ooo i need these well just bring out the snowplow. You dont need those well do anything, seriously anything to help our customers. Thanks. Ally. Do it right. This this this is my body of proof. Proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. 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That old phone of mine 2 39 a. M. When i got the call half asleep thought it was a dream but it wasnt after all that old dog of yours sitting on the porch waits for you to come home little does he know that you wont be walking through that door i just leave him alone cause letting go dont come that easily most of the time i can get by its just a little hard on me but im getting used to that old truck of yours sitting out in the drive im getting used to you not being there at church on sunday night im getting used to the radio playing without you singing along but ill never get used to you being gone that old rocking chair sitting over there it dont rock no more and that old six string aint played a thing been awhile since its strummed a chord. I just leave em alone cause letting go dont come that easily most of the time i can get by its just a little hard on me but im getting used to that old truck of yours sitting out in the drive im getting used to you not being there at church on sunday night im getting used to the radio playing without you singing along but ill never get used to you being gone theres a lot of things in this ole world i can stand but when it comes to losing you i just cant but im getting used to that old truck of yours sitting out in the drive im getting used to you not being there at church on sunday night im getting used to the radio playing without you singing along but ill never get used to no ill never get used to you being gone yeah being gone im never getting used to you being gone [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our thanks to anthony anderson, Alex Rodriguez apo apologies to matt dame opinion weapon ran out of time. A special thank you to luke combs. Thank you for being here. That was really beautiful. Luke combs, everybody. Nightline is next. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. People just started screaming and running, a stampe stampede. Staying somebodys shooting, somebodys shooting. Bullets raining down on a packed las vegas concert. There were people hiding underneath my car for cover. At least 59 dead, more than 500 injured. Get down. The worst mass shooting in modern American History. Police tracking the gunfire to this 32nd floor hotel room. A s. W. A. T. Team storming in. An astounding number of weapons found. What we know tonight about the 64yearold shooter, as Police Investigate his past for possible motives. His brother in shock and disbelief. Theres absolutely no way i can even conceive that my brother would shoot a bunch of people he doesnt even know. Tonight our juju chang at the hospital where so many lives were

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