Run. His name is donald. laughter and. cheers and applause good man. And donald recently glided back into my life on his solid gold up and down people mover, cranked up the unauthorized millian, opened up his crazy hole and made a promise to me that i would never be without material again laughter when mexico sends its people, theyre not sending their best. Theyre sending people that have lots of problems, and theyre bringing those problems with us. Theyre bringing drugs. Theyre bringing crime. Theyre rapists. And some, i assume, are good people. laughter jon thats our donald trump reminding america that as many as a handful of people laughter coming across our southern border are not rapists laughter he assumes. Hes sure about the rapist part. laughter but feels that, i guess by pure law of averages, there are probably some nonrapists caught up in that tide, whether theyre unable to rape for medical reasons or laughter or whether they are just all raped out laughter as you can imagine
Larry, Larry Larry Larry thank you so much. Thank you. I appreciate it. Youre too kind. Please we got a lot of show to get to. Welcome to the show im Larry Wilmore man its such an exciting show. Bree newsome the woman who snatched that flag off that flag pole in South Carolina here tonight. cheers and applause so ex sighted to have her. Oh but right now this is very exciting too right now its time to check in on the unblackening. laughter man, there are 14 candidates in the republican field. But only one is giving me joy right now. This guy. laughter wass the latest in the saga of the hugest most classiest, most elegant most luxurious kind of day ever. On monday nbc announced it will no longer air the miss usa or Miss Universe pageant partly owned by trump, following a similar step by univision which also dumped the event. Larry oh. Univision. Trump no es elegante. And to the surprise of move one trump reacted by suing univision for 500 million dollars. And apparently he had to this. P
That how many i had at this is cranking up. Feels like tropical air mass, across the delaware vale. That will continue for another 2436 hours. Down the shore, one spot where you can find little relief. People out there, doing a jog or bike ride there on the boardwalk, in the sunshine, but even the humidity is cranking down toward the shore point. Temperatures there will be in the upper 80s today. Annex he is i have heat warning will go into effect, noontime today everybody else under heat advisory, talking temperatures mid 90s heat indexes which is what it feels like with humidity, over 100 this afternoon, drink plenty of water try to avoid strenuous activity if you can or just stay inside in the airconditioning. Temperature upper 70s, 76 wilmington delaware, capitol city in delaware, you guys at 74 in dover. Palmyra, in urge new jersey 78 degrees already, 73 pottstown, 72 in quakertown. Nice and quiet on storm scan3 just some clouds rolling on through, dry and there could be stray sho
Larry wow. Woo yeah, yeah welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Thank you very much. audience chanting oh man. So nice to be back. Oh, wow. I like how it sped up. Its like, larry larry, larry. laughter man, i missed it. I had to go into starbucks and beg for that every day. laughter it was horrible. It was horrible. So many things happened over the break. There was the deal with the with the other thing and laughter right, right, right . And then the blah blah with the laughter yeah, right, with the you know, [ bleep ] that [ bleep ]. I havent forgotten about you [ bleep ]. laughter i have not forgotten about you. cheers and applause ive been thinking about you the whole time of lets get right to it. Over the weekend, the New York Times got ahold of the full 2005 cosby deposition from a case involving a few of the at least 48 women who have accused cosby. imitating cosby and it is full of things about the inappropriate, the blah blah, the bizzah bazzahs, the raping and the tou
What do you have left, about a year. You know, i cant believe that youre leaving before me. [laughter] in fact, im issuing a new executive order. That jon stewart cannot leave the show. [laughter] [applause] its being challenged in the courts. Jon yes. I have to say for me, this is a states right issue. This is not something that you should be. What are you going, you know, you are running out of time. Im not running. Jon but you dont have that much time to take away americans guns and declare marshall law and put hard working americans in fema camps. If youre going to do that, you better get started. Are you stealing, you know theres an ebb and flow to every administration, to every president. It appears that youre feeling it a little bit right now. Youve got this deal with iran worked out. Youve got your fast track authority. Are you feeling like seven years in whatever. I finally know what im doing. [laughter] jon im figuring this thing out, is that how youre. Theres no doubt that y