Man. Yay. laughter yay. laughter im tired. Another guy . Really . laughter okay. What do we have, like 43 guys running . Okay. J. F. K. , man john freakin kasich. laughter okay. You got to use that. What do we know . Well, hes the governor of ohio. Its a very important swing state. Hes known for working across the aisle. Hes open to immigration reform. And his state took some obamacare. Okay. So far hes okasich in my book. laughter seriously, heres my book. Right here. And there you go. laughter here we go. There we go. See . So okasich. Says it right here. cheers and applause no no, no. You guys think i make this [ bleep ] up. Everything i say has been thoroughly sourced. All right . laughter every time a candidate on either side enters the race, i think, how does this impact me . I was just at wendys on saturday up here on hudson avenue, and two wonderful africanamerican fellows were there. laughter larry hmm. Africanamerican fellows. laughter okay. That is the safest possible way of
Jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. Man do we have a show for you tonight. Our guest tonight our old pal Jake Gyllenhaal will join us in a little bitment an were very excited about that. Chooers plaus. Jon but i did want to recently i we havent been on in the last couple of days we had a little break. But weve been talking a lot about a certain republican president ial candidate. laughter Whose Campaign has captured americas inability to turn away from spectacular manmade disasters. laughter but at what price as our good friend maximus once said, are you not entertained of course we are. But much like incessant masturbation eventually you feel a deep sense of shame. laughter not enough to stop you from doing it entirely but enough to slow you down a bit and a chance to are tate the video stock all the better. My point is this our incessant trumpgazing has caused us to miss important nontrump news. Historic deal the Nuclear Agreement that could change the world. The ac
You guys are such a great audience here. I love this. cheers and applause no, its great. As we all know, american Race Relations have been pretty tumultuous lately. Our weekly racial incidents are starting to feel Something Like an unlimited appetizer deal at a chain restaurant grotesque, nauseating, and neverending. laughter with the Racial Climate changing so rapidly, we thought it would be helpful to go to our inhouse racial meteorologist, gusty hail. laughter cheers and applause hows it going gusty . Thanks, larry. Were dealing with plenty of racial atmospheric pressure pretty much everywhere. Right . Things are heating up, larry. laughter so its okay to take off that hoodie folks. Seriously, take it off, because they will shoot you. laughter larry whats racial atmospheric pressure . Well, for instance, donald trump calling larry other way. The other direction. laughter its a new map. laughter larry okay. Donald trump calling mexicans rapists has really heated things up out west an
Minorities, cowboys, and permissive gun laws, and you can guarantee some atmospheric trouble. Larry got it. Okay. Okay. Thanks gusty. cheers and applause now, look this is going to be tough, but we really do want to focus on texas specifically whats going on with the sandra bland incident. Its gotten so many people talking because so much of it really doesnt make sense. A woman was pulled over for a traffic stop, and a few days apparently commits suicide in a jail cell. Theres still a lot to unpack in this story. Ill tell you what. Lets just look at the dashcam video that was released. You okay . Im waiting on you. This is your job. What you want me to do . I dont know. You seem very irritated. I am. I really am, because i feel like this is crap for what im getting a ticket for. I was getting out of your way. You were speeding and tailing me. So i move over. And you stop me. So, yeah, i am irritated, but that doesnt stop you from giving me a ticket so are you done . Larry okay. This is
The first thing i thought was, its a game. Her secret an elaborate online fantasy game with a mystery man who was very real. Maybe she had met up with somebody else to start a new life. His secret involved romance too. It was eating me up alive. And the best friend . What was she hiding . My world was crumbling. Love, betrayal, and maybe murder. Im scared of my death theyre going to send me to jail. You cant take back what youve done. You never know whats going on next door. Im lester holt and this is dateline. Heres andrea cannon with secret lives. It was two weeks before christmas when a sudden disappearance sent a chill through this sleepy town. She was going to buy her daughter a dress for her christmas concert. A young mother on a 50mile journey through winding back country roads. When do you start to get a little worried . Right around that time when it started to get dark. Well, he actually called me and asked if i had heard from her, and i said no. I just had a bad feeling. I j