Oh, good. Its a techsavvy group. Then you probably know. Every year intel comes out with a list of the most dangerous celebrities. These are people who in you search for them online youre most at risk for getting a virus or malware or the mumps. This year the most dangerous celebrity to search is amy schumer. Justin bieber is number two. And number three is carson which a lot of i know carson, i tell you something, once we were at a restaurant, there was no ketchup on the table, he murdered the waiter. [ laughter ] this was at brunch. Hes a dangerous guy. Last year i was the 26th most dangerous. Before that, in 2014, i was number one. I was the number one most dangerous. This year ive plummeted to number 32. Which is still a dangerous the sad fact is im not as dangerous as i used to be. Guillermo, do you still feel like im dangerous . Guillermo yeah, jimmy. Especially when you dont eat anything all day. Jimmy especially when i dont eat. Anyway. Donald trump got some bad news today too.
Posting your opinions about who won the debate last night on facebook. Heres the thing. Anyone who already agreed with you will continue to agree with you. Anyone who didnt, wont. [ laughter ] next time, instead of writing out a long, passionate thing, take a nap, youll be glad you did. How many of you watched the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] at least half of you are lying, i just know it. If i have to go interrogate everyone, i will. As predicted, this was the mostwatched debate in the history of ever. More than 84 americans watched on television alone. They covered national security, the economy, rosie odonnell, everything that needed to be covered. Trump warned our economy is in a big fat ugly bubble, and when he is president it will be a tall, thin, beautiful bubble. With perky, enormous bubble breasts. Wants to bring back stop, collaborate, and listen as part of her vanilla ice initiative. Trump repeatedly denied saying things he absolutely said, on tape, and in wri
Those of you who have been posting your opinions about who won the debate last night on facebook. Heres the thing. Anyone who already agreed with you will continue to agree with you. Anyone who didnt, wont. [ laughter ] next time, instead of writing out a long, passionate thing, take a nap, youll be glad you did. How many of you watched the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] at least half of you are lying, i justno if i have to go around and interrogate everyone, i will. As predicted, this was the mostwatched debate in the history of ever. More than 84 americans watched on television alone. They covered national security, the economy, rosie odonnell, everything that needed to be covered. Trump warned our economy is in a big fat ugly bubble, and when he is president it will be a tall, thin, beautiful bubble. With perky, enormous bubble stop and frisk, whereas hillary wants to bring back stop, collaborate, and listen as part of her vanilla ice initiative. Trump repeatedly denied
Oh, good. Its a techsavvy group. Then you probably know. Every year intel comes out with a list of the most dangerous celebrities. These are people who in you search for them online youre most at risk for getting a virus or malware or the mumps. This year the most dangerous celebrity to search is amy schumer. Justin bieber is number two. And number three is carson which a lot of i know carson, i tell you something, once we were at a restaurant, there was no ketchup on the table, he murdered the waiter. [ laughter ] this was at brunch. Hes a dangerous guy. Last year i was the 26th most dangerous. Before that, in 2014, i was number one. I was the number one most dangerous. This year ive plummeted to number 32. Which is still a dangerous number. The sad fact is im not as dangerous as i used to be. Guillermo, do you still feel like im dangerous . Guillermo yeah, jimmy. Especially when you dont eat anything all day. Jimmy especially when i dont eat. Anyway. Donald trump got some bad news to
Those of you who have been posting your opinions about who won the debate last night on facebook. Heres the thing. Anyone who already agreed with you will continue to agree with you. Anyone who didnt, wont. [ laughter ] next time, instead of writing out a long, passionate thing, take a nap, youll be glad you did. How many of you watched the debate last night . [ cheers and applause ] at least half of you are lying, i just know it. If i have to go around and interrogate everyone, i will. As predicted, this was the mostwatched debate in the history of ever. More than 84 americans watched on television alone. They covered national security, the economy, rosie odonnell, everything that needed to be covered. Trump warned our economy is in a big fat ugly bubble, and when he is president it will be a tall, thin, beautiful bubble. With perky, enormous bubble breasts. He said he wants to bring back stop and frisk, whereas hillary wants to bring back stop, collaborate, and listen as part of her