Wait, where are you going . What are you going to do about all the senseless violence . Im going to toledo. cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight video games. Plus stephen welcomes brian cox, Hannah Gadsby, and comedian shane torres, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert n cheers and applause theme song playing stephen come on whoo hi there cheers and applause trilling have a seat, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff you can feel it. Im glad you guys have got the energy because you can feel it ton street today. Tooth today is a very rough day, so lets start off with something from the smile file. Thanks to trumps trade war with china, the Dow Jones Industrial average lost more than 750 points today. And that was the smile file. laughter because its all downhill from he
Comedian, matt rogers. A performance from titanique featuring the 8g band with bryan carter [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news during yesterdays annual white house turkey pardoning, President Biden joked that the only red wave this season would be if his dog knocked over the cranberry sauce. [ laughter ] oof. Its too bad his dog didnt have the presence of mind to knock over the microphone. [ laughter ] a cranberry sauce red wave it would be the slowest wave ever during yesterdays event, President Biden said it was important to remember the true meaning of thanksgiving, getting high with your weird cousins when things get too tense inside [ laughter ] President Biden is reportedly planning to use the month between thanksgiving and christmas to make a decision about running in 2024. Well, whatever you think of him, its impressive that an 80yearo
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For my Robert Mueller. He knows an unstoppable move, f. B. I. Investigation aaahhh ahhh President Trump is running away dont worry, ill go after President Trump and his cronies, ive got to catch em all got to catch them all, pokeemon . Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Stephen welcomes josh gad, Lawrence Odonnell and derek delgaudio, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen whoo cheers and applause band playing absolutely wonderful hey cheers and applause be gentle thank you, ladies and gentlemen. There you go. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Im so glad to be with you tonight. So wonderful to be here. cheers and applause because ive been feeling an emptiness, a great void, but it left the country on friday. laughter applause donald trump is on a 13day trip through asia. Fox and friends has one less viewer. laughter on his way to asia, he stopped off in